Volume 45, Issue 22 | September 14, 2026

RECEDING HARELINE

Run No.	Date	Hare Apparent	On On	Run Reporter
2410	28 Sept	Bad News	New Sydney Hotel	DNR
2411-12	3-4 October	Oktoberfest	Eastcoaster Resort, Orford
2413	5 October	Can’t Stop	Taroona Bowls Club	Thrillseeker
2414	12 October	Organ Grinder	TBA	Viagra

** Run Reporters – if you are unable to attend, please organise to swap with another hasher **

UP AND CUMMING

• 2 – 4 October 2026 H5 Oktoberfest @ Eastercoaster Tasmania, Orford
• 2 November 2026 | Combined Clubs Charity Run @ RYCT, supporting Flight MND
• 21 November 2026 | Arsecutter and Grassroots‘ wedding @ Bellerive
• 30 April – 2 May 2027 | Aussie Nash Hash 2027 | Adelaide

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RUN 2408 REPORT

JFC and Rotten had us turn up at the Shoreline Hotel for what was to be a great run around the Eastern Shore. It redeemed my less than impressive, disinterested attempt the week before. Now I know how Spoof feels. Shooting powder but just not enough of it these days.

We all piled into the Shoreline Hotel for the Chalk Talk but I noticed that one little wrinkled midget gremlin was missing. Sonar. Barks like a bulldog but when the gate opens, he’s a yappy little chihuahua you want to punt over the fence.

Anyway, hopefully next week Sonar can echolocate his nut sack and get back on the trail, but he might just be too much of an octopussy to make an appearance.

Back to the trail – a group of lovely ladies got lost at an FT and returned to base for beers.

Another group of fine young hashers got abused by a local BBQing fuckstick who needs his hard drives checked for calling the police on Spoof. How dare he try to lock up our man, Spoof. He’s innocent. #FreeSpoof#GetYaBitsOutForSpoof

At the head of the pack, the runners were on the look out for a disinterested Sonar. No such luck.

All Hashers made it back to the On Home and enjoyed some delicious cakes for Poley’s and Grassroot’s birthday. Happy Birthday you two.

Really enjoyable night put on by JFC and Rotten.

A great warm up for the upcoming Oktoberfest event where corruption will be rife and hopefully Sonar turns up so I can piss in his cornflakes and his water tank, leave skid marks in his dunny, fat logs on his bed sheets and ensure he comes last in the Gluhwein competition.

On On
Bees Dick

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SKOLS – Hash Lip: Can’t Stop

• The Hare(s) – JFC & Rotten (general comment: Good length, Run of the day)
• JFC – upsetting the locals – neighbours complaining on trail
• Rotten – Had Shane Warne’s balls and sold them
• French Tickler – Grassroots had to cook (and wash up) for her own birthday even though French Tickler is a chef
• Country Members – French Tickler, Prickit, Can’t Stop, Dishlicker
• Can’t Stop – went swimming with Hinsby group after returning from holidays. Not being used to the cold water and got bad cramps and had to drag himself up the beach on his bum.
• Limp – Can’t Stop’s lost property – running belt to hold Can’t Stop’s belly in
• MOP – didn’t even walk out the door to do trail
  
  Skols from the Floor
• Arsecutter -> Viagra – started drinking beer in bubbles glasses
• Bee’s Dick -> Can’t Stop – has a new EV truck with lots of parking cameras etc, but still couldn’t park straight tonight
• Spoof -> In The Raw & Eve – Calling trail loudly but it was Spoof and Clearfell who copped abuse from a disgruntled neighbour
• Grassroots -> Spoof – lost trail (with Spoof) because they were inhaling smoke from Spoof’s whoopey weed

• Poledancer and Grassroots – Birthdays

Announcements

• Oktoberfest – Numbers needed for catering purposes so need to pay registration by 16th September if you’re coming and book accommodation directly with Eastercoaster Resort
• Next week’s run – Bierhalle, hare Dishlicker

HASH FLASH

Link to all photos that did not make the trash

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H5 MISMANAGEMENT 2026-27

Grand Master	In the Raw
Joint Masters	Clearfell Bee’s Dick
On Sec	Brazilian (Run reports to hobart.h5@gmail.com by Wednesday)
Hash Cash	Rigor Mortis MOP
Hash Lips	Shit Creek Can’t Stop
Hash Hops	Arsecutter Lone Arranger
Trailmaster	Next Week
Hash Flash	Triple K
Hash Horn	Bad News
Hashet Managers	Viagra Next Week

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Contact us at hobart.h5@gmail.com

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