Volume 45, Issue 21 | September 7, 2026

RECEDING HARELINE

Run No.	Date	Hare Apparent	On On	Run Reporter
2409	21 Sept	Dishlicker	Bierhalle, Hobart	Eveready
2410	28 Sept	Bad News	New Sydney Hotel	DNR
2411-12	3-4 October	Oktoberfest	Eastcoaster Resort, Orford
2413	5 October	Can’t Stop	Taroona Bowls Club	Mr Bean

** Run Reporters – if you are unable to attend, please organise to swap with another hasher **

UP AND CUMMING

• 2 – 4 October 2026 H5 Oktoberfest @ Eastercoaster Tasmania, Orford
• 2 November 2026 | Combined Clubs Charity Run @ RYCT, supporting Flight MND
• 21 November 2026 | Arsecutter and Grassroots‘ wedding @ Bellerive
• 30 April – 2 May 2027 | Aussie Nash Hash 2027 | Adelaide

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RUN 2407 REPORT

Well 26 walkers and 8 athletes turned up at the Mornington Inn (aka Blood Valley Inn in the old days) for the Eastern Shore run of the year. Unfortunately not to be. The Hare, Bee’s Dick, said trail was set on lime but nobody told him it had to be put on the ground. It was very sparce and hard to follow.

Off we went up the road and yes like sheep we followed Bee’s Dick straight into a long FT. We should have know better.

After running around the streets of Mornington, Snackie and myself come across Steady Eddie in a dark alley with not 1 but 2 female Hashers who will remain anonymous. We couldn’t quite figure out what they were up to but Steady, with a smile on his dial, said “we are Hashing”… if you can believe that.

Back at the Inn in the kids corner one table of hashers were flying paper planes around until the very efficient waitresses brought the very large, hot and tasty food out. Fortunately, not like Friday Posh Hash’s meal efforts.

All in all a short run by a disinterested Bee’s Dick but a good night 

On On
Sonar 

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SKOLS – Hash Lip: Clearfell

• The Hare(s) – Bee’s Dick (general comment was there was not enough flour)
• Bee’s Dick – ran his own run and even did the long FT with all the other runners
• Country Members – Hands On, Eveready, Prawn Star
• Prawn Star – happily showing off his scar
• Prawn Star – ordered a coffee at a cafe recently, called it an “Eveready” instead of a flat white
• Sonar – organised to meet at the Black Buffalo pub before the VFL game, but only waited 5 minutes then went to the ground.

• Lord Limp – chose not to wear Essendon colours to the VFL game despite being an Essendon member
• Lord Limp – not on trail and took other Hashers with him. Didn’t know where he was.
• Grassroots & DNR – concert attendees on the weekend. Spent the night in the mosh pit.
• Grassroots – birthday

• Milestones – Viagra – 200 runs
• Eve and Grizzly – treating Mornington Inn as a creche – one was colouring in and the other making paper planes
• Cracker -> Steady Eddie – returned a pencil from last week as he didn’t need it, already had enough lead in his pencil
• Thrillseeker -> MOP – was seen in Bunnings with her dogs in the trolley and nothing else.

Announcements

• Oktoberfest – need to pay registration by 16th September if you’re coming and book accommodation directly with Eastercoaster Resort
• Next week’s run – Shoreline Hotel – hares are JFC and Rotten

HASH FLASH

Link to all photos of run 2407

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H5 MISMANAGEMENT 2026-27

Grand Master	In the Raw
Joint Masters	Clearfell Bee’s Dick
On Sec	Brazilian (Run reports to hobart.h5@gmail.com by Wednesday)
Hash Cash	Rigor Mortis MOP
Hash Lips	Shit Creek Can’t Stop
Hash Hops	Arsecutter Lone Arranger
Trailmaster	Next Week
Hash Flash	Triple K
Hash Horn	Bad News
Hashet Managers	Viagra Next Week

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Contact us at hobart.h5@gmail.com

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