Volume 45, Issue 29 |November 2, 2026

RECEDING HARELINE

Run No.	Date	Hare Apparent	On On	Run Reporter
2420	16 November	Smallgoods	Oceana Dve	W3
2421	23 November	Grizzly	Goat Bluff Lookout	Eager
2422	30 November	DNR/Viagra	TBA	Mr Bean
2423	7 December	W3	TBA	Fringe Dweller

** Run Reporters – if you are unable to attend, please organise to swap with another hasher **

UP AND CUMMING

• 21 November 2026 | Arsecutter and Grassroots‘ wedding @ Bellerive
• 30 April – 2 May 2027 | Aussie Nash Hash 2027 | Adelaide

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RUN 2418 REPORT

The H4 Old Farts Strike Again!

On a rather pleasant spring evening, I arrived at the Royal Yacht Club to find the H4 old farts in an extraordinary state of activity, busily preparing for our BBQ.  There’s nothing quite like a man in the kitchen — particularly when he’s doing the cooking, and preferably keeping out of everyone’s way!

At precisely 6.31 pm they dispatched us on our merry way.

The walkers were clearly being treated with kid gloves, enjoying a ridiculously gentle stroll. No hills, no challenges, not even a decent excuse to complain — just a measly two kilometres. We exited to the right of Marieville Esplanade, turned into Queen Street and wandered through the Sandy Bay shopping precinct, giving ourselves ample opportunity for a spot of window shopping and perhaps a little retail temptation.

From there, we followed the trail down Sandy Bay Road, detouring through Ashfield and Margaret Streets before turning into Marieville and eventually arriving home. Exhausting stuff! I’m sure a stiff drink was well deserved.

The runners, meanwhile, were sent on a more ambitious expedition, clocking up close to 5 kilometres. The Hare certainly earned his keep, making excellent use of every lane and shortcut available. Lord to Adams, View to Alexander, Churchill Avenue to Dobson Road, then through the University grounds, around Earl Street Cricket Ground and eventually back to RYCT.

One can only assume the Hare was keen to get back before the BBQ was reduced to a collection of burnt sausages and disappointed appetites.

And what a BBQ it was! Excellent food, with a good deal of chatter. Our old mate Zero took charge of the entertainment with a lively lip session although sadly the H4 repertoire appears to consist of just the one song, played on a continuous loop .

All in all, a thoroughly enjoyable evening. The H4 boys may be getting older, their musical repertoire may be questionable and their walking distances somewhat negotiable, but at least they still know how to put on a decent BBq

On On
MOP

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SKOLS – Hash Lip(s): Shit Creek

• The Hare(s) – Sheeps (H4) plus the cooks
• Sonar – new bruise on his bum
• Rigor – had a big night at hash at Cascade Gardens. She fell asleep on the way home after drinking red wine, beer, “sparkling Shiraz” (i.e. red wine + left over bubbles). She needed Shit Creek’s help to get from the car to the house, fell over going in, then spewed over the balcony.
• Murray the Rat – drank LImp’d beer as soon as his back was turned
• Dishlicker – lost property

Announcements

• Next week’s run – John Doggett Park. Hare: Thrillseeker. “It’s going to be EPIC”

HASH FLASH

Link to all photos that did not make the trash

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H5 MISMANAGEMENT 2026-27

Grand Master	In the Raw
Joint Masters	Clearfell Bee’s Dick
On Sec	Brazilian (Run reports to hobart.h5@gmail.com by Wednesday)
Hash Cash	Rigor Mortis MOP
Hash Lips	Shit Creek Can’t Stop
Hash Hops	Arsecutter Lone Arranger
Trailmaster	Next Week
Hash Flash	Triple K
Hash Horn	Bad News
Hashet Managers	Viagra Next Week

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Contact us at hobart.h5@gmail.com

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