Volume 45, Issue 28 | October 26, 2026

RECEDING HARELINE

Run No.	Date	Hare Apparent	On On	Run Reporter
2419	9 November	Thrillseeker	John Doggett Park	Prickit
2420	16 November	Smallgoods	Oceana Dve	WWW
2421	23 November	Grizzly	Goat Bluff Lookout	Eager
2422	30 November	DNR/Viagra	TBA	Mr Bean

** Run Reporters – if you are unable to attend, please organise to swap with another hasher **

UP AND CUMMING

• 2 November 2026 | Combined Clubs Charity Run @ RYCT, supporting Fight MND
• 21 November 2026 | Arsecutter and Grassroots‘ wedding @ Bellerive
• 30 April – 2 May 2027 | Aussie Nash Hash 2027 | Adelaide

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RUN 2417 REPORT

With threating inclement weather and hills a concern but the thought of good company,
beers and a fire pot made the decision an easy one. A stark difference to the previous
Monday of balmy weather, we headed off with instruction to head towards the Female Gaol, drop off your dirty clothes for the wretches to wash, then locate the trail. Child safety locking myself in the back seat of my car after discreetly changing, I should have stayed there to avoid 100m of elevation straight up Nevin Street, over pedestrian bridge and follow goat track to Forest Road Fire Trail. Nothing like a mountain to start the run/walk.

Scenic views laced with rotten egg gas filling our oxygen depleted lungs were enjoyed as we circumnavigated the McRobies Road Tip. At the top end of the tip the walkers were further immersed into the tip aroma following trail down into and across to Golden Gully Fire Trail tocatch and admire the stench from another angle. At this point I contemplate, does anybody read this tripe and if so are they checkin fore spellun miskakes.

Branching off the runners travelled, further up and onto a single track mountain bike trail that had chalk and tyre tracks left by Next Week. What goes up must come down as we entered that Slides MTB trail that has 50 switch back plunging you back down to the stench and connecting back up with the walker’s trail.
At this point of the run report, I am inserting the code words “sparkling shiraz”.
Rigor Mortis is familiar with its ability to not shut her up, but I am using it to quiz hashers as to who has read this nonsense. Shame to anyone who doesn’t know the code word.
Back to the trail and not holding a grudge over the bribery and corruption of the glühwein competition, I pushed Bees Dick over leaving him sprawled out in the dirt and flour and stench of the tip. All good Limp he said as he brushed himself off and we headed “On Home”. Good use of elevation, rotten egg gas and an electric mountain bike Next Week.
The stats 7.12km, 218 m elevation max heart rate 147bpm and smelt like roses. At the on on we were entertained by Grizzly for tyring to burn KKK like a witch for not taking photos his way and Rigor Mortis indulging in the code word.

On on Limp
AI and spell check were not used in the report!!!

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SKOLS – Hash Lip(s): Shit Creek

• The Hare(s) – Next Week (Concensus was there were too many hills; good fire pot
• Country Members – Mr Bean, Miss Bling, Darth Farter, Story Stary, Dishlicker, Eveready
• Bee’s Dick – went down on the run

• Miss Bling – calling out for Bob (who’s Bob?)
• Grizzly – sporting a new look – lost his moustache due to a medical procedure
• Incoming – lost his car keys whilst at Anglesea Barracks. It took him 2 days to find them… they were in his trouser pocket all along
• Limp – Got changed for hash in his car and locked himself in and set the alarms off. The locks are childproof!

• Lone Arranger – put their hard rubbish (and Griz) out for collection. The rubbish was collected but Griz was left behind.
• Darth Farter – brought some plain Samboy chips to share before the run. He put them on the BBQ and called them BBQ Samboys!
• Milestones
  • Clearfell – 450 runs

Skols from the Floor

• Just Kidding -> Grizzly – pushing KKK towards the BBQ while she was trying to take photos
• Lone Arranger -> KKK – confused Organ Grinder with Dishlicker
• Limp -> KKK – got caught out trying to pick some flowers. Someone in a car saw her and bipped their horn
• Lone Arranger -> Thrillseeker – about to park in Disabled spot, but thought better of it
• Limp -> Just Kidding – got a new bike after being buzzed by a guy on his motorised bike last week
• Lone Arranger -> Sonar – on a health kick, had a “Poke Bowl” for dinner
• Next Week -> Limp – tried to pinch a rake from the works gear parked nearby
• Lone Arranger -> Rigor Mortis – drinking red wine after the run but added left over bubbles to her glass of red wine rather than waste it. Sparkling Shiraz??
• Dishlicker and Organ Grinder – Look alikes
• Dishlicker – trying to avoid the country members skol

Announcements

• Next week’s run – Combined Clubs Charity Run, set by H4 at RYCT

HASH FLASH

Link to all photos that did not make the trash

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H5 MISMANAGEMENT 2026-27

Grand Master	In the Raw
Joint Masters	Clearfell Bee’s Dick
On Sec	Brazilian (Run reports to hobart.h5@gmail.com by Wednesday)
Hash Cash	Rigor Mortis MOP
Hash Lips	Shit Creek Can’t Stop
Hash Hops	Arsecutter Lone Arranger
Trailmaster	Next Week
Hash Flash	Triple K
Hash Horn	Bad News
Hashet Managers	Viagra Next Week

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