Volume 45, Issue 25 | October 5, 2026

RECEDING HARELINE

Run No.	Date	Hare Apparent	On On	Run Reporter
2415	19 October	Big Bang/Steady Eddie	Salacia Ave	KKK
2416	26 October	Mr Bean Halloween Theme	TBA	TicTok
2417	2 November	H4 Charity Run	RYCT	MOP
2418	9 November	Jim Beam	Dodges Ferry	Prickit

** Run Reporters – if you are unable to attend, please organise to swap with another hasher **

UP AND CUMMING

• 2 November 2026 | Combined Clubs Charity Run @ RYCT, supporting Fight MND
• 21 November 2026 | Arsecutter and Grassroots‘ wedding @ Bellerive
• 30 April – 2 May 2027 | Aussie Nash Hash 2027 | Adelaide

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RUN 2414 REPORT

H5 was back in Troona, Can’t Stop country where some 25 hashers gathered at the Bowls Club. Most were still in recovery mode after a successful Oktoberfest. Fortunately for us, alter ego hashers, Garry and Ethel, had been left behind somewhere between Orford and Buckland.

Some parking issues were evident before run start with Spoof struggling with angle parking and Cracker needing multiple attempts to reverse int a huge parking spot.

Can’t stop provided some vague instructions that there was a run, a walk and an NDIS walk with all trails being not too long. Out the door and back past the Troona Fire Station into Nubeena Crescent with a long FT returning hashers through Kelvedon Park onto Taroona Foreshore Discovery Trail. A long grind up Seaview Avenue towards Channel Highway. A long walkway brought us back to Nubeena Crescent where
we found the hare perched on a large rock shouting directions- NDIS back to the On On, walkers and runners through the park.

At this point, the NDIS crew comprising of LA, Grassroots and DNR, peeled off after a
staggering 1.2km with the spread-out pack led by runners Poledancer, Organ Grinder, Limp and Bees Dick with faster walkers, Sir Eve, Snack Bar and Coupla Weeks, leading us back down Taroona Crescent. KKK was struggling to keep up and tried to hijack a kiddies little pink bike with training wheels to speed herself up. Unfortunately, this ended badly with a broken bike discarded in the park and a distraught child bemoaning
the seriousness of the situation. This did speed KKK up escaping thescene of the crime.

Trail headed down Devon Walk onto the Foreshore Track at which point it all went pear-shaped. Grizzly called OnOn north along the said track where in fact it should have gone south to Louisa Hinsby Park. A bunch of hashers including Brazilian, Prickit, ITR,
Clearfell, and Spoof deferred to Grizzlys superior hashing experience and followed along returning to the On On via Niree Parade. ITR castigated Can’t Stop for setting the shortest H5 run in history (a total of some 2.6km.

Meanwhile, in Louisa Hinsby Park, Sir Eve amused himself doing dirty deeds to a blow-up sheep as the trail looped back to the Channel Highway towards the Shot Tower and thence back to the Taroona Foreshore Trail. This added a considerable distance to the actual trail.

Back at the OnOn we were served a veritable feast Fish & Chips and Calamari by our hosts, Should Know and Bruce. Even Sonar would have been delighted with the Callum Murray served up by our chef.

A lively lip session ensued with assistant barman, Bruce, being delighted
with our rendition of the Bestiality’s Great Mate song.
On On
Clearfell

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SKOLS – Hash Lips: Can’t Stop

• The Hare(s) – Can’t Stop
• Grizzly – stuffed up the walk by missing the trail and calling walkers back early
• KKK – broke a child’s bike on trail
• Snack Bar – short cut the trail to go to the toilet
• Lone Arranger, Grassroots, DNR – short-cut the NDIS walk

• Grizzly – stuffed up hash cash, some hashers had to pay twice
• Lost Property – Bee’s Dick, In The Raw

• Next Week, Triple K, Steady Eddie, Incoming, Organ Grinder – not coming to Oktoberfest
• Should Know & Bruce – looking after us with serving drinks and meals

• Eve – found a blow up sheep in the children’s playground on trail
• Coupla Weeks, TopDek, Fringe Dweller – haven’t had a skol tonight
• Milestones –
  • Snack Bar: 800 runs

Skols from the Floor

• Poledancer -> Organ Grinder – FT on the run and he kept running through private property
• Coupla Weeks -> Steady Eddie – rubbing shoulders with Danish Royalty on the weekend
• Griz -> Steady Eddie – Griz presented first prize certificate to Steady Eddie for winning the Tassie Riders for Parkinsons raffle
• Eve -> Limp – for cleaning mould off the hash barbeque with a sausage
• Should Know -> Spoof – bad parking in the Bowls Club car park – photographic evidence was presented
• Can’t Stop -> Cracker – for holding up traffic in the car park at Eastcoaster by slowly reversing

Announcements

• Arsecutter’s Bucks night – on Fridasy 16 October
• Next week’s run – Workers Club, Elizabeth Street. Hare: Organ Grinder

HASH FLASH

Link to all photos that did not make the trash

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H5 MISMANAGEMENT 2026-27

Grand Master	In the Raw
Joint Masters	Clearfell Bee’s Dick
On Sec	Brazilian (Run reports to hobart.h5@gmail.com by Wednesday)
Hash Cash	Rigor Mortis MOP
Hash Lips	Shit Creek Can’t Stop
Hash Hops	Arsecutter Lone Arranger
Trailmaster	Next Week
Hash Flash	Triple K
Hash Horn	Bad News
Hashet Managers	Viagra Next Week

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Contact us at hobart.h5@gmail.com

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