Volume 45, Issue 24 | September 28, 2026

NEXT RUN | 5 October 2026
Run 2413 from Taroona Bowls Club
Hare: Can’t Stop
Cost: $20, meal provided, buy your own drinks at the bar
Run reporter: Thrillseeker
RECEDING HARELINE
| Run No. | Date | Hare Apparent | On On | Run Reporter |
| 2414 | 12 October | Organ Grinder | TBA | Viagra |
| 2415 | 19 October | Big Bang/Steady Eddie | Salacia Ave | KKK |
| 2416 | 26 October | Mr Bean Halloween Theme | TBA | Prickit |
| 2417 | 2 November | H4 Charity Run | RYCT | Can’t Stop |
** Run Reporters – if you are unable to attend, please organise to swap with another hasher **
UP AND CUMMING
- 2 November 2026 | Combined Clubs Charity Run @ RYCT, supporting Fight MND
- 21 November 2026 | Arsecutter and Grassroots‘ wedding @ Bellerive
- 30 April – 2 May 2027 | Aussie Nash Hash 2027 | Adelaide






RUN 2410 REPORT
Quite a few Hashers were already upstairs at The New Sydney hotel when I arrived. I had a lovely glass of rose as we waited for the rest of the Hashers to arrive. It was a pretty good turnout (approx. 30).
Thrillseeker was very eager as he arrived earlier than usual… 6.24pm to be exact. It was wonderful to see Govna Honkers. Wouldn’t think he was Dead Man Walking (as someone put it) as he let out his deafening, “Hash hush!!!!”, several times. Loud enough to actually wake the dead. Also gracing us with their presence in the deep south was Power Pumper and Chuckie from the top end.
The run was slightly late starting as some Hashers were still trying to figure out what to order for dinner. The run finally commenced at 6.32. Better late than never.
There was much jostling as Hashers left the premises. Probably eager to get on trail quickly so that they could return to the pub in haste to down a few more bevvies.



The trail was interesting, we wove our way through Utas campus, over foot bridges. It was a perfect moonlit evening with very pleasant weather. Grassroots was heard calling out, “Where’s the piss stop?” Unfortunately, there wasn’t one. Although Sonar may have had a drink or two as he kept trying to get into the front door of the pub even though there was a sign instructing patrons to use the side door. Perhaps a trip to Specsavers may be warranted? Also lack of the Horn. Omission by Bad News.



Back at the New Sydney there were long lines of Hashers at the bar trying to get a glass (or two) of their Favorite poison. A bit of queue jumping was going on. Bloody Hashers! No manners.
All said and done the walk was very enjoyable and cannot attest for the run as I did not (and probably never will) take part in the run. Good effort Hare Bad News it was a very enjoyable trail.
On On
DNR
SKOLS – Hash Lips: Can’t Stop and Shit Creek
- The Hare(s) – Bad News (comments include there was confusion with trail markings, late run start)
- Bad News – not blowing the horn
- Eve – running on trail
- Sonar – wouldn’t run through the tunnel under Burnett St, possibly scared of the dark



- Country Members – Power Pumper, Chuckie, Next Week, Shit Creek, Rigor Mortis, Organ Grinder, Top Dek
- Sonar – tried to enter through the front door, didn’t see the sign
- Organ Grinder – lost trail on the run because he was standing on the marking
- Grass Roots – lost property



- Grizzly – turned up for Arsecutter’s bucks night a few weeks too early
- Bee’s Dick – turned up to hash in disguise and not wearing hash gear
- Steady Eddie – won first prize in the Tassie Riders for Parkinsons raffle – accommodation for 2 on Bruny Island



- Can’t Stop – answering to “Honey” when asked to buy Prickit a drink
- Snackbar and Shit Creek – hashed the trail
- Honkers – dead man walking
- Milestones –
- Bee’s Dick: 175 runs



Announcements
- Oktoberfest –
- Check-in to Eastcoaster from 1.00pm – 5.00pm on Friday.
- Friday night dinner is in the restaurant at own cost
- Saturday 10.30am – meet at the Jetty for group photo
- Next week’s run – Taroona Bowls Club, hare Can’t Stop
HASH FLASH
Link to all photos that did not make the trash
H5 MISMANAGEMENT 2026-27
| Grand Master | In the Raw |
| Joint Masters | Clearfell Bee’s Dick |
| On Sec | Brazilian (Run reports to hobart.h5@gmail.com by Wednesday) |
| Hash Cash | Rigor Mortis MOP |
| Hash Lips | Shit Creek Can’t Stop |
| Hash Hops | Arsecutter Lone Arranger |
| Trailmaster | Next Week |
| Hash Flash | Triple K |
| Hash Horn | Bad News |
| Hashet Managers | Viagra Next Week |
Contact us at hobart.h5@gmail.com
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