Volume 45, Issue 20 | August 31, 2026

RECEDING HARELINE

Run No.	Date	Hare Apparent	On On	Run Reporter
2408	14 Sept	Johnny/Rotten	Shoreline Hotel	Bee’s Dick
2409	21 Sept	Dishlicker	Bierhalle, Hobart	Everready
2410	28 Sept	Bad News	New Sydney Hotel	DNR
2411	5 October	Can’t Stop	Taroona Bowls Club	Mr Bean

** Run Reporters – if you are unable to attend, please organise to swap with another hasher **

UP AND CUMMING

• 2 – 4 October 2026 H5 Oktoberfest @ Eastercoaster Tasmania, Orford
• 2 November 2026 | Combined Clubs Charity Run @ RYCT, supporting Flight MND
• 21 November 2026 | Arsecutter and Grassroots‘ wedding @ Bellerive
• 30 April – 2 May 2027 | Aussie Nash Hash 2027 | Adelaide

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RUN 2406 REPORT

On behalf of Grassroots, (not that she would admit to writing this drivel)

Kingston Hotel was the venue for the last run of the month and Crackrer waxed lyrically on it being the run of the week! There was some bullsh@t about a quiz on trail involving Turbo Chooks, but Viagra and myself decided that we were above such frivolities and finished our prerun whiskies instead.

Out the main doors onto the old Huon Highway, runners and walkers stumbled into a fairly mild evening with the wind having dropped, like Jerky’s guts, and the temperature not having dropped to arctic climes yet.The actual run reporter, along with DNR, turned into Beach Road for the NDIS run. Down to the other hotel in Kingston they travelled,
for a piss stop at the bar, before returning to the run venue. They were on their 3rd bottle of Rose’ before the rest of the pack, on the actual run, returned.

The rest of us travelled down to the wetlands turnoff and straight into the 1st of several FT’s.  Trail located heading up the hill towards Browns Rd and then towards Firthside.

Firthside contained a couple more FT’s with KKK, ITR and Fish Fingers ending up getting a down down for hiding in the pampas grass so the rest of the pack would also find the FT. Fish Fingers claimed innocence as she was only having a in run wee.

Trail relocated down a laneway and into Campbell St to the underpass under the Huon Highway into Willowbend Rd. Into Malachi Dr the pack had started to stretch out with Arsecutter and Viagra being joined by Growler and Fringe Dweller as torches were becoming required as we entered Whitewater Rd and down onto the Shitewater Creek trail.

It was then a case of following the trail all the way back to the on on with the occasional stop for those with competitive tendencies (Rigormortis, Brazilian and Griz) to get the last of their quiz information from the Turbo Chook signs littered along said trail.

All in all an as expect Crackrer trail, memorable for not much.

on on Grassroots (aka Grasscutter)

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SKOLS – Hash Lip: Shit Creek

• The Hare(s) – Cracker (Good run, great quiz)
• Quiz Winners, drawn out of a beanie
  • 1st Prize: Rigor Mortis
  • 2nd Prize: Grizzly
  • 3rd Prize: Brazilian
• Country Members – Jerk Off, Tic Toc
• Fish Fingers & Just Kidding – F#ck off song

• Bee’s Dick & Growler – time management issues
• DNR & Grassroots – heard on trail to ask “how to turn it on”…
• In The Raw – sexist comment

• Thrillseeker – did not return his pencil after the quiz. Using it as a fashion accessory behind his ear.
• Bee’s Dick – hasn’t organised next week’s run venue yet
• Jerk Off – back from holidays without Honkers

• Eve -> In The Raw, KKK & Just Kidding – hiding in the bushes on an FT instead of calling it
• In The Raw -> Just Kidding – hiding in the bushes on said FT but had her torch on
• In The Raw – mixed up Just Kidding and KKK, again! (for the above skol)
• In The Raw -> Shit Creek – AFL rivalry, Geelong won
• Grizzly -> In The Raw – didn’t stop to talk the the locals when asked what we were doing

Announcements

• Oktoberfest – need to pay registration ASAP. There will be a Gluwein competition, organised by Bee’s Dick (who is open to bribes) with no limit on entries
• Next week’s run – TBA when organised by Bee’s Dick

Quiz Answers

H5 Run 2406 Quiz
Congratulations to Rigor Mortis, Grizzly, Brazilian, Sir Eve, and Contessa Coupla
Weeks for getting all answers correct, and to the first three for drawing prizes.
No, Little Johnny (aka Lord Limp): the answer to Question 3 is not Daisy and Flopsy.
And the answer to Question 5 is not root misus (sic). And no prizes to MOP, who
tried unsuccessfully to Google the answers without leaving the pub.
The story boards tell the children’s story, ‘Tazzie the Turbo Chook Finds Her Feet’.
The central theme is that everyone is good at something, even if it sometimes takes
a while to find out what that something is. (Although I’m not sure this applies to all
Hashers.)
Here are the questions and answers:

1. On the story boards along trail, who is the author/artist of a story about a turbo
   chook? Sonia Strong
2. What is the name of the turbo chook? Tazzie
3. What are the names of the turbo chook’s brothers? Tristan and Travis
4. The turbo chooks lived in a field near whose house? The Robinsons’
5. What did Billy and Nicky like to do? They liked to butt heads and do flips off a
   rock, or to pull down the washing and snaffle a sock
6. What was the one thing that filled the little turbo chook with dread? An old feral
   cat
7. What saved the turbo chook? Her strong legs

On On – Cracker

HASH FLASH

Link to all photos of run 2406

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H5 MISMANAGEMENT 2026-27

Grand Master	In the Raw
Joint Masters	Clearfell Bee’s Dick
On Sec	Brazilian (Run reports to hobart.h5@gmail.com by Wednesday)
Hash Cash	Rigor Mortis MOP
Hash Lips	Shit Creek Can’t Stop
Hash Hops	Arsecutter Lone Arranger
Trailmaster	Next Week
Hash Flash	Triple K
Hash Horn	Bad News
Hashet Managers	Viagra Next Week

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