Volume 45, Issue 18 | August 17, 2026

RECEDING HARELINE

Run No.	Date	Hare Apparent	On On	Run Reporter
2406	31 August	Cracker	Kingston Hotel	Grassroots
2407	7 Sept	Bee’s Dick	TBA	Sonar
2408	14 Sept	Johnny/Rotten	Shoreline Hotel	Bee’s Dick
2409	21 Sept	Dishlicker	Bierhalle, Hobart	Everready

** Run Reporters – if you are unable to attend, please organise to swap with another hasher **

UP AND CUMMING

• 2 – 4 October 2026 H5 Oktoberfest @ Eastercoaster Tasmania, Orford
• 2 November 2026 | Combined Clubs Charity Run @ RYCT, supporting Flight MND
• 21 November 2026 | Arsecutter and Grassroots‘ wedding @ Bellerive
• 30 April – 2 May 2027 | Aussie Nash Hash 2027 | Adelaide

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RUN 2404 REPORT

H5 Hashers and Harriettes gathered in vast numbers on a balmy Monday evening for a run through suburbia…memorable for nothing! We set off with Dishlicker, Tic Toc, Limp, Prawn Star, Eveready and Poley setting a brisk pace for all to follow.  We criss crossed through Battery Point down a rarely used laneway, known only to Eve and other persons of dubious integrity….the lane way reeked of used condoms and urine as we skipped over human excrement and followed the well marked trail.

Sonar and I followed the well marked trail to Sandy Bay Road before we lost said well marked trail, only to pick it up again in Queen Street.  From there we found ourselves in yet another laneway where we were greeted by scarlet women of the night who asked…”Are you friends of Eve…do you want pleasuring this evening? We will give you the same rate as Eve! ” “No thank you”,  was our response in  unison.  I myself was a little flustered after being proposition on Eve’s trail! This was a hash first for me and Sonar….we would like to know if other hashers suffered the same fate. 

The walk rounded out at 4.5km and the run about 6.5km.  Perhaps I do the trail a disservice by saying it was memorable for nothing. We returned to the On On where we were served exceptional meals and great big boy beers and wines.

In The Raw received a free White Rabbit after the pussies defeated the kangaroos.  In The Raw showed no humility in victory, but rather chose to humiliate myself by demanding his beer be served in front of all and sundry.

Grizzly remained very quiet after his Swans disgraced themselves and brought the game into disrepute on the weekend.  Perhaps the Swans would have been better served by one of Eve’s women on trail if they had the patience to wait until Monday evening! 

Yours in peace, love and harmony

Snack Bar

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SKOLS – Hash Lip: In The Raw

• The Hare(s) – Eve (concensus was that it was a good trail and well marked)
• Country Members – Metro, Blue Print, Eveready, Fringe Benefits, Love Shack, Small Goods, Slippery Nipple, Prawn Star
• Offal -chose to come to hash to celebrate his 63rd Wedding Anniversary

• Prawn Star – 150 run milestone
• MOP and Rigor Mortis – MOP was halfway to hash and realised she had forgotten the hash cash. Had to turn around and go back to get it.
• Just Kidding – new shoes

• Cracker – new bruise on her face
• Slippery Nipple – wearing Chardonnay gear, no H5 hash gear
• Two Barflies – volunteered to have a skol
• Steady Eddie – needs to go home early as he’s on a promise

• Just Kidding -> Eve – poured water into her shoe after her skol becaue she didn’t pour her beer into it.
• Griz -> Lone Arranger – concensus disruption as Grizzly said he did 5-14 hours of housework per week
• In The Raw -> Blue Print – stayed with ITR at Hump Day Hash and left his red spew in the sink the following morning
• I n The Raw -> Snack Bar – Snacky didn’t follow through on their football bet, owes ITR some beers
• In The Raw -> Cracker – thought her car was stollen last week at hash, but it was where she parked it

Announcements

• Next week’s run – Mountain Culture Brewery, Murray Street
• Oktoberfest – payment for registration required ASAP if you’re coming

HASH FLASH

Link to all photos for Run 2304

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H5 MISMANAGEMENT 2026-27

Grand Master	In the Raw
Joint Masters	Clearfell Bee’s Dick
On Sec	Brazilian (Run reports to hobart.h5@gmail.com by Wednesday)
Hash Cash	Rigor Mortis MOP
Hash Lips	Shit Creek Can’t Stop
Hash Hops	Arsecutter Lone Arranger
Trailmaster	Next Week
Hash Flash	Triple K
Hash Horn	Bad News
Hashet Managers	Viagra Next Week

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Contact us at hobart.h5@gmail.com

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