Volume 45, Issue 17 | August 10, 2026

RECEDING HARELINE

Run No.	Date	Hare Apparent	On On	Run Reporter
2405	24 August	Next Week	Mountain Culture Brewery	Gingernuts
2406	31 August	Cracker	Kingston Hotel	Grassroots
2407	7 Sept	Bee’s Dick	TBA	Sonar
2408	14 Sept	Johnny/Rotten	Shoreline Hotel	Bee’s Dick

** Run Reporters – if you are unable to attend, please organise to swap with another hasher **

UP AND CUMMING

• 2 – 4 October 2026 H5 Oktoberfest @ Eastercoaster Tasmania, Orford
• 2 November 2026 | Combined Clubs Charity Run @ RYCT, supporting Flight MND
• 21 November 2026 | Arsecutter and Grassroots‘ wedding @ Bellerive
• 30 April – 2 May 2027 | Aussie Nash Hash 2027 | Adelaide

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RUN 2403 REPORT

It was a fine cool Hobart winters night when H5 assembled at the Moonah Pub after negotiating the road works everywhere in Albert Avenue just to get into the car park safely. 
In the car park there were plenty of “Honkers” warnings verbally thrown out to avoid face planting after tripping over the car kerbing strewn throughout the car park.
At 6.30pm prompt, Fish Fingers addressed the pack with a few rudimentary directions before the pack set off towards “the hill.”
We were soon spread out struggling up “the hill” with athletes such as the “fit-again” Cracker storming past yours truly as I expended energy into bugle blowing (try blowing a bugle whilst going uphill).

At this point Honkers was seen to head away from the hill with F*** this* I’m not going up there with my delicate health.
Little did he know he would end up going further than the actual trail by following his “shortcut”.

I was managing to keep pace with fluoro-dog, Luna who was resplendent with a neon necklace to avoid getting lost. 
Or was the real reason to act as a man magnet for French Tickler ?

After managing the check half way up the hill we turned back towards downtown Moonah wondering when we were heading uphill again.
Upon reaching Main Road again & still on the trail we then dodged through the Albert Avenue roadworks, still on trail, to the “on Home” ??!!
Even Hash stalwarts such as Ratu Steady, Crusher and Ted Bullpit were seen heading off to “do another loop” to work up a thirst.

WHAT was this all about ??? 

Answer; the shortest run of the year, by far, at 2.3kms.

The Virgin Hare, Fish Fingers, later blamed Apple/Google maps for not working properly on her mobile – but I wonder how long it took to set the trail ??

Perhaps setting a joint run with a more experienced Hare next time would be a good idea.

On on 

Bad News

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SKOLS – Hash Lip: In The Raw

• The Hare(s) – Fish Fingers
• Country Members – Johnny FC, Rotten, Sonar, Bad News, WWW, Snackbar, Dishlicker
• Lone Arranger – couldn’t get her hash clothes to fit, only because she had left the coathangers in them
• Limp – facing a mid-life crisis, moisturising his crutch

• Limp – senior moment. Called Next Week “Coupla Weeks”
• KKK – couldn’t come to has last week due to sore knees. ?Spending too much time on them
• KKK and In The Raw – KKK took the first 20 photos of the night of herself; and ITR called KKK “Just Kidding”

• Just Kidding – broken elbow on last week’s run – spending too much time on her back or her front?
• Bad News – the horn has returned!
• Top Dek – Birthday
• Cracker – in Brisbane there was a creature reported call “Cracker” which weighs over 100kg!
• Honkers – F#ck off song – heading to Japan with Jerk Off
• Sonar and JFC – can’t run any more… who ate all the pies?
• Dishlicker – lost property. Hash jumper stolen by JFC and put in Rotten’s bag
• French Tickler – Criticising In The Raw for wearing “old men’s glasses” but wearing glasses herself
• Arsecutter – thought he ordered Thai Beef curry but got Tofu curry instead
• Lone Arranger -> KKK – coming sown the hill on trail, thought she was in the NDIS group
• JFC – joke
• Grizzly -> Just Kidding -> Eve – Fish Fingers was feeling the heat, Eve piped up and said it’s because “she’s fatter and older”
• Limp -> Just Kidding – one-handed moisturising
• Poledancer -> JFC – re-enacted Johnny dragging his body trying to run then saw Rotten approaching and sprung to life until she had passed, then collapsed.

Announcements

• Next week’s run – Prince of Wales Hotel, Battery Point
• Oktoberfest – accommodation bookings to be made direct to Eastcoaster Resort. Need to pay for registration ASAP. Information available by email (with link) and on FaceBook

HASH FLASH

Link to photos for run 2403

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H5 MISMANAGEMENT 2026-27

Grand Master	In the Raw
Joint Masters	Clearfell Bee’s Dick
On Sec	Brazilian (Run reports to hobart.h5@gmail.com by Wednesday)
Hash Cash	Rigor Mortis MOP
Hash Lips	Shit Creek Can’t Stop
Hash Hops	Arsecutter Lone Arranger
Trailmaster	Next Week
Hash Flash	Triple K
Hash Horn	Bad News
Hashet Managers	Viagra Next Week

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Contact us at hobart.h5@gmail.com

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