Volume 45, Issue 13 | July 13, 2026

RECEDING HARELINE

Run No.	Date	Hare Apparent	On On	Run Reporter
2401	27 July	Ted Bullpit	The Rice Shop, Lauderdale	Wee Bev
2402	3 August	Poledancer	2 Alroyn Crt, Rosetta	Next Week
2403	10 August	Fish Fingers	Moonah Hotel	Eager
2404	17 August	Organ Grinder	The Waggon Hotel	Snack Bar

** Run Reporters – if you are unable to attend, please organise to swap with another hasher **

UP AND CUMMING

• 2 – 4 October 2026 H5 Oktoberfest @ Eastercoaster Resort, Orford
• 30 April – 2 May 2027 | Aussie Nash Hash 2027 | Adelaide

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RUN 2399 REPORT

A rainy, windy, cold run/walk 

Coupla Weeks is shining her torch for all to see
Spoof stops in a quiet corner to do a pee 
Eager falls into a puddle 
The hashers behind are all in a muddle 

Sir Eve follows a street to a false trail 
Then curses the In The Raw for a while 
Mop is hiding warm and dry in the pub 
Waiting forever patiently for her grub 

Fish Fingers is sacked for not attending 
For hashing back around a bending 
Piss, piss, piss stop everyone lets out a hiss
Everyone returns safely & sits in the pub in bliss

Of course all of the facts mentioned above are 100% true 

On on!! 
Fish Fingers

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SKOLS – Hash Lip: Shit Creek

• The Hare(s) – In The Raw
• Country Members – Thrillseeker
• Cracker – Happy Birthday f#ck you
• Bee’s Dick – Arrived at 5.30pm, waited in his car checking social media on his phone then came into the venue at 6.26pm

• In The Raw – warming up Rigor Mortis by rubbing her shoulders (demonstrated his technique on Thrillseeker), while Shit Creek joined in on the Chardonnay Hash piss stop at Brew Lab.
• Grizzly -> In The Raw – too much flour on the trail – enough to bake a loaf of bread
• In The Raw -> MOP – didn’t go on trail as she had shagger’s hip

Announcements

• Next Week’s run – Maypole Hotel – ‘Breathe’ Theme

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HASH FLASH

Link to all photos for run 2399

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H5 MISMANAGEMENT 2026-27

Grand Master	In the Raw
Joint Masters	Clearfell Bee’s Dick
On Sec	Brazilian
Hash Cash	Rigor Mortis MOP
Hash Lips	Shit Creek Can’t Stop
Hash Hops	Arsecutter Lone Arranger
Trailmaster	Next Week
Hash Flash	Triple K
Hash Horn	Bad News
Hashet Managers	Viagra Next Week

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