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Volume 45, Issue 10 | June 22, 2026

RECEDING HARELINE

Run No.	Date	Hare Apparent	On On	Run Reporter
2398	6 July	Combined Clubs Charity Run	RYCT	Cracker
2399	13 July	In The Raw	The Waggon	Fish Fingers
2400	20 July	Thrillseeker	TBA	Growler
2401	27 July	Ted Bullpit	TBA	Wee Bev

** Run Reporters – if you are unable to attend, please organise to swap with another hasher **

UP AND CUMMING

• 6 July 2026 | Combined Clubs Charity Run @ RYCT
• 2 – 4 October 2026 H5 Oktoberfest @ Eastercoaster Resort, Orford
• 30 April – 2 May 2027 | Aussie Nash Hash 2027 | Adelaide

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RUN 2396 REPORT

Run 2396, Civic Club.

Cracker was meant to do this report but due to wrist injury from giving too many whistles, she swapped with AC for his run report in July…

A reasonable pack gathered at the Second home of hash, the Civic club,  with the promise of good Tucker from Next Week and Lone Arranger.

LA must be superwoman, as not only did she set the run of the year around the back streets of Sandy Bay, and make dessert of Apple Crumble and ice cream that was to die for, whilst Griz had no input into the proceedings. Griz spent the day in the civic club, drinking out their fine selection of Kilkenny, then received one of LA’s legendary blow jobs once she had finished setting trail!

The trail was a magnificent selection of old haunts from In the Raws mispent youth. You could tell LA had set all the trail because it was well marked and not the usual seagull droppings that usually mark a Grizzly set trail. 

LA had made sure to split the runners from the walkers at the get go, with walkers going right and runners going left,  not to be seen again until the onon.

Well spaced FTs and checks kept the pack together with front runners Sir Eve muttering curses as he found every FT, with the pack hanging back to allow him to get to the front  just in time to find the next FT or Check.

Trail wended it’s way past old Sandy Bay suburbia, with many complimentary comments on how you would never get this magnificent views on a Grizzly set run, and that LA should set all future trails for H5.

The pack eventually found it’s way home to find Grizzly on his 13 can of Kilkenny,  basking in the glow of having climaxed from LA’s oral calisthenics. That may have been ice cream on the apple crumble,  but can you be sure…

On on

Arsecutter.

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SKOLS – Hash Lip Can’t Stop, Shit Creek

• The Hare(s) – Lone Arranger
• Lone Arranger & Next Week – for providing dinner and dessert
• C*ntry Members – Stunned Mullet, Offal, Can’t Stop, Wee Bev, La La

• Wee Bev – walking run with two torches, thought her torch was Can’t Stop’s
• Honkers – disrespect to public property – heaving e-scooters into people’s front yards
• Winter Solstice Swimmers – Top Dek, Prickit, Can’t Stop, In the Raw, Cracker, Honkers
• Grizzly and Cracker – fat bastards in Indonesia stopped lifts
• Growler – had her own piss stop on the run
• Bad News, Wee Bev and W3 – have PR company in Scotland espousing their virtues…

• Milestones ;
  • Shyte Creek – 25 runs
  • Rigamortis – 250 runs
  • Arsecutter – 250 runs
  • Lone Arranger – 550 runs

• Ted Bullpit and Growler – wearing head gear into the Civic Club
• Top Dek – has been to Snackbar’s school of parking
• In The Raw – pointing out on the run where he .lost his virginity last week and couldn’t sit down for 3 days
• Can’t Stop – stole Cracker’s long black robe at the solstice swim
• La La – like father, like daughter

Announcements

• Next Week’s run – HoneyBee Cafe, Kingston Town

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HASH FLASH

Link to all photos from run 2396

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H5 MISMANAGEMENT 2026-27

Grand Master	In the Raw
Joint Masters	Clearfell Bee’s Dick
On Sec	Brazilian
Hash Cash	Rigor Mortis MOP
Hash Lips	Shit Creek Can’t Stop
Hash Hops	Arsecutter Lone Arranger
Trailmaster	Next Week
Hash Flash	Triple K
Hash Horn	Bad News
Hashet Managers	Viagra Next Week

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