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Volume 45, Issue 9 | June 15, 2026

RECEDING HARELINE

Run No.	Date	Hare Apparent	On On	Run Reporter
2397	29 June	Brazilian & Clearfell	HoneyBee Cafe	Spoof
2398	6 July	Combined Clubs Charity Run	RYCT	Arsecutter
2399	13 July	In The Raw	The Waggon	Fish Fingers
2400	20 July	Thrillseeker	TBA	Growler

** Run Reporters – if you are unable to attend, please organise to swap with another hasher **

UP AND CUMMING

• 6 July 2026 | Combined Clubs Charity Run @ RYCT
• 2 – 4 October 2026 H5 Oktoberfest @ Eastercoaster Resort, Orford
• 30 April – 2 May 2027 | Aussie Nash Hash 2027 | Adelaide

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RUN 2395 REPORT

The Waterfront Hotel downstairs bar was chockers full of Hashers having a pre-run drink prior to Ratu Steady Eddie giving a variety of instructions to head off out the door.. I think the runners turned left, the walkers headed right, a few saw some arrows and followed the Posh Hash directions from Friday night and realised their mistake when the arrows led to a Malaysian restaurant before hearing ‘on’ called and seeing the correct arrows further along the foreshore.

The trail went through the deserted disputed waterfont land to the Clarence Foreshore Trail, up through the Rosny College where brave men were playing tennis, (it was only 7 degrees), the extremities were numb at this point. A monstrous FT just past the Funeral Home backtracked to the more uphill suburban streets, past road construction works and down I suspect a fire trail onto the Rosny Hill trail. At this point the trail arrows were right but after a short discussion and a time check it was decided that we would turn left and head home. That turned out to be a 3km concrete trek, most were home before us except the runners who came in very late! Not sure where they got to, and In The Raw who hashed the trail and was left sitting at Rose Bay High School waiting to take photos (no-one turned up).

Big Bang declared it the trail of the year!

Onon Topdek

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SKOLS – Hash Lip Shit Creek

• The Hare(s) – Steady Eddie, Incoming & Big Bang
• C*ntry Members – Tic Toc, W3, Bad News, Next Week, Mr Bean, Miss Bling, Darth Farter & Tinky Winky
• Visitors – Broken Seal, Mya from Vietnam
• Virgin – Jonathon from Dunedin, NZ

• Highness Eager – blinding light in the car park
• Spoof & Next Week – hats still bearing price tags
• Dishlicker – lamenting the tightness of his hash top; who ate all the donuts?

• In the Raw – came to a hats run with no hat
• Cracker – a devout Greenie, wearing a hat with Shell Petroleum logo on the front
• Tic Toc – accused Jim Beam of not going to the Highland Fling despite having breakfast with her non Sunday morning
• Contessa Couple of Weeks – mistaking locked storeroom for the female toilet
• Rotten – double parked her witches broom in the car park
• Tic Toc – being a Racist. Won a bronze medal at the Masters run
• F#ck Off – Jim Beam, Didn’t Do It, Mr Bean, Miss Bling
• Johnny FC – lost property

Skols from the floor

• Grizzly to Darth Farter – saying to Tinky Winky “have you got your strap on?”
• In the Raw to Couple of Weeks – accosting two humans on the run
• In The Raw to Astoria – renaming to be known as Stary Storer

Announcements

• Prizes for the best hats, as judged by Snack Bar:
  • Steptoe – best female hat
  • Ted Bullpit and Clearfell – best male hats
• Next Week’s run – Civic Club, Davey Street, Hobart

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HASH FLASH

Link to all photos from run 2395

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H5 MISMANAGEMENT 2026-27

Grand Master	In the Raw
Joint Masters	Clearfell Bee’s Dick
On Sec	Brazilian
Hash Cash	Rigor Mortis MOP
Hash Lips	Shit Creek Can’t Stop
Hash Hops	Arsecutter Lone Arranger
Trailmaster	Next Week
Hash Flash	Triple K
Hash Horn	Bad News
Hashet Managers	Viagra Next Week

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