Volume 45, Issue 5 | May 18, 2026

RECEDING HARELINE

Run No.	Date	Hare Apparent	On On	Run Reporter
2393	1 June	Just Kidding	Granada Tavern	Organ Grinder
2394	8 June	Eveready	Crescent Hotel	Rigor Mortis
2395	15 June	Incoming & Steady Eddie	Waterfront Hotel	TopDek
2396	22 June	Lone Arranger	TBC / ?Civic Club	Cracker

** Run Reporters – if you are unable to attend, please organise to swap with another hasher **

UP AND CUMMING

• 6 July 2026 | Combined Clubs Charity Run @ RYCT
• 30 April – 2 May 2027 | Aussie Nash Hash 2027 | Adelaide

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RUN 2391 REPORT

Arriving at the Derwent Sailing Squadron (D.S.S) on now what was a dry evening after a drizzly day in Hobart, there was nearly 30 hashers to take on Shyte Creek and Rigor Mortis’s trail. There was a handful of hashers who had returned from Interhash and a visitor from Washington D.C Running Commentary. 

With 6.30 pm arriving we headed outside the D.S.S to get our instructions from the hares and we were off. The runners headed south along Sandy Bay Rd to Earl St toward the Uni with Bees Dick leading the way with Tic Toc following him with me warming up with a 500 m walk first. The walkers headed north along Sandy Bay Rd to be seen later as the walker’s trail joined the runners. The trail made its way to Parliament St and Parliament Park to Fitzroy Gardens. The runners split from the walkers again and that’s where we run into trouble, LOST TRAIL. I headed to Davey St/Southern Outlet lights with no sighting of trail so headed down Davey St to The Globe Hotel.

After checking both sides of Antill St for trail I found the trail heading down Regent St into Queen St then turning into Grosvenor St past one of Steady Eddies rental properties and short steep climb into Star St. Into Fitzroy Pl I ran into some walkers, Bees Dick and Tic Toc really got the jump on me, no sighting of them anywhere. The trail went past Albuera St School to the Sandy Bay traffic lights and into the Battery Point area. The trail went down Bath St to where I thought it would be ON! ON! home via Marieville Esp to the D.S.S.

But no the hare’s trail went back along Quayle St and looped around Princes St/King St and finally back to  Marieville Esp where I heard some happy people. I thought maybe Rigor Mortis had set up one of her famous P#ss Stops with cocktails but it turned out to be young fit athletes reliving their run lol. So it was back to the warmth and hospitality of the D.S.S.

After replacing my sweaty top with a dry hash top, I grabbed a cold pale ale and found my seat at the table. Soon the food started coming out with a great selection with even Bangers and Mash for Honkers. Soon Shyte Creek took control and started the Lip Session with the usual sculls. Need to get the Choir Master back with the selection of songs lacking in variety lol.

Great night, good trail, great food and venue, good solo Lip Session by Shyte Creek!!

ONY! ON! Poley

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SKOLS – Shyte Creek

• The Hare(s) – Shyte Creek and Rigor Mortis
• C*ntry Members – Cracker, Grass Roots, Arsecutter, Honkers, Snack Bar, Next Week

• Visitor(s) – Running Comments (from Washinton D.C.)

• Growler –
  • arrived at the other hash last Thursday night in her new car. She accidently set the hazzard lights flashing and had to google how to turn them off.
  • Had parking issues tonight as she forgot she had a reversing camera.
• Bee’s Dick –
  • for being forgetful and not remembering his hash name when ordering his meal.
  • Lost trail tonight in Sandy Bay and wounldn’t backtrack

• Didn’t Do It – birthday
• In the Raw – lost property
• Growler – new Rav 4 which is bigger than her previous car. She was heard to say she is “not used to a big one”.
• In the Raw – lost his can of cream again!
• Bee’s Dick – went to Japan to get parts for his car (a Nissan)

• Announcements
  • Next Week’s run – Midway Point Tavern
  • Hash shirts to give away – Ted Bullpit had a clean out.

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HASH FLASH

Link to all photos for Run 2391

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H5 MISMANAGEMENT 2026-27

Grand Master	In the Raw
Joint Masters	Clearfell Bee’s Dick
On Sec	Brazilian
Hash Cash	Rigor Mortis MOP
Hash Lips	Shit Creek Can’t Stop
Hash Hops	Arsecutter Lone Arranger
Trailmaster	Next Week
Hash Flash	Triple K
Hash Horn	Bad News
Hashet Managers	Viagra Next Week

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