Volume 45, Issue 3 | May 4, 2026

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RECEDING HARELINE

Run No.	Date	Hare Apparent	On On	Run Reporter
2391	18 May	Shit Creek/Rigor	DSS	Pole Dancer
2392	25 May	Jim Beam/Didn’t Do It	Midway Tavern	Prawn Star
2393	1 June	Just Kidding	Granada Hotel	Organ Grinder
2394	8 June	Eveready	Crescent Hotel	Rigor Mortis

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UP AND CUMMING

• 6 July 2026 | Combined Clubs Charity Run @ RYCT
• 2-4 April 2027 | Aussie Nash Hash 2027 | Adelaide

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RUN 2389 REPORT

Twenty seven hardy soles braved the flannelette curtain and gathered at The Moonah Hotel, known affectionately as ” The Mustard Pot” by the locals. A good number as quite a few of the pack were away at Interhash. The foundation stone at the front of the building dates from 1934. 

As usual the quiz night was sharing the bar but not many bright sparks in H5 so we moved right through to the front bar. Here we had a good view of the ladies fitness class in the gym opposite and it was with reluctance that some hashers went outside for the chalk talk.

Sonar gave little advice as to the run direction and pointed north and said “piss off” that way. The walkers and runners then went past some Moonah Icons such as the Blue Moon/Windjammer nightclub, then turned right at the former Moonah Picture Theatre into Hopkins Street, then down Sunderland Street before a short cut back to Main Road. The runners could be seen on the bike track doing some extra metres. The pack then went past the former Hydro Buildings before crossing the Main Road at the old fire station. Then up Birdwood Street where a dog fight broke out alarming all the local residents.

Some runners caught up with the walking pack only to be turned back to Charles Street by a cunning FT set up a laneway.

Not far past here Steady and Offal, the 2 oldest hashers present decided they had done enough for Octogenarians and would hash back and be the only hashers present who would know where the before mentioned iconic addresses were. So they turned left at the “Spot” cafe, went past the former Coles shop back to the Mustard Pot which is nearly opposite “Fitzgeralds” . Where the runners went – NFI.

Back at the On On beverages were consumed and soon meals arrived without too much delay, except for the new GM’s which was much delayed. Rumours of a blacklisting still current circulated. The lip session well hosted by a solitary Shit Creek proceeded and a mill stone to Tinky Winky 25 runs, new car for Growler, birthday for Clearfell were hallmarks with portions of tiramisu cake for a wedding anniversary for Tinky Winky and Darth Farter distributed and cooked by Mr Bean.

On On to “The Mont” next week (Claremont Hotel).

Your scribe – Ratu Steady.

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SKOLS – Shit Creek

• The Hare – Sonar – not too many hills
• C*ntry Members – Ted Bullpit, Offal, Darth Farter
• Next Week – registered his new motor bike at Service Tasmania. New number plate is BO70X. The lady behind the desk thought the X meant he had X-factor.

• KKK – talk on the trail was that she had sore knees from knocking on back doors and offering her services.
• Ted Bullpit – stood in front of the wood heater as soon as he arrived at the pub, but the fire wasn’t lit!
• Growler – picking up a new car on Wednesday

• Tinky Winky and Darth Farter – chose to come to hash on their wedding anniversary instead of going to the Revolving Restaurant
• Bee’s Dick – arrived at 6.26pm and paid for the run before it started
• Milestones
  • Tinky Winky – 25 runs

• Announcements
  • Next Week’s Run – Claremont Hotel

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HASH FLASH

Link to all photos for Run 2389

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H5 MISMANAGEMENT 2026-27

Grand Master	In the Raw
Joint Masters	Clearfell Bee’s Dick
On Sec	Brazilian
Hash Cash	Rigor Mortis MOP
Hash Lips	Shit Creek Can’t Stop
Hash Hops	Arsecutter Lone Arranger
Trailmaster	Next Week
Hash Flash	Triple K
Hash Horn	Bad News
Hashet Managers	Viagra Next Week

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