Volume 45, Issue 1 | April 23, 2026
NEXT RUN |27 April 2026
Run 2388 from Maypole Hotel
191 New Town Rd. , New Town
Hare: Growler
Cost: $5 buy own meal and drinks
RECEDING HARELINE
| Run No. | Date | Hare Apparent | On On |
| 2389 | 4 May | TBA | TBA |
| 2390 | 11 May | TBA | TBA |
| 2391 | 18 May | TBA | TBA |
| 2392 | 25 May | TBA | TBA |
KEEPING THE BASTARDS HONEST
Hares in 2026-27. Make sure that your name appears on this list at least once! (Twice if you’re a Co-Hare†)
UP AND CUMMING
- 8-10 May 2026 | Interhash 2026 | Yogyakarta, Indonesia
- 2-4 April 2027 | Aussie Nash Hash 2027 | Adelaide
RUN 2387 REPORT
Did you know: The Rice Corner Restaurant is a blend of Thai and Vietnamese cuisines. None of our set menu dishes had Rice!
Getting to the venue early allowed me to chill out with a beer. I’ll get the first round for Triple K (Pearl Necklace) and Highness Eager (Cracker), no change from a $50. Still a very nice Tiger beer.
No need for Hash Cash beforehand as everyone had paid up. It was great to see the theme embraced by nearly all.
From what I noted there was – 3 x Lone Arrangers, 2 x Pearl Necklaces, 2 x Wee Willie Winkies, 2x Ginger Nuts, French Tickler, Grizzly, Bog Roll, In the Raw, Thrillseeker, MoP, Clear Fell, Dish Licker, Prickit, Tinky Winkie, Snack Bar, Blue Print, Honkers, Steady Eddie, Vegie, Top Dek, Eveready. Probably some others I missed.
I am glad the venue had the large back room, even this was a bit cramped for us all. Once the allotted time arrived, the singular JM Contessa Coupla Weeks set us out the door where the runners and walkers split immediately.
The walkers went through Arthurs Circus before looping back past the Prince of Wales Hotel before heading to Sandy Bay Road.
Along Sandy Bay Rd and through St Ives Car Park before making our way to St Georges Anglican Church Hall for the Piss Stop and Lip Session.
The walk from there to the Venue was only 1.81Km and I think the run was only about 2.5km. Great to have a short trail for a big night.
A short Lip session, a few drinks and we were back. We were all eager to read the Annual Report prepared excellently as usual by Governor Honkers.
Good food followed and better beers. We had the Awards, bigger than the Oscars. Then the moment most had been dreading. The announcement of the new committee. Good Luck in 2026/27.
There a lots of photos of the night.
On On to the The Maypole on 27th of April in New Town.
Sir Eve.
SKOLS – Organ Grinder and Stunned Mullet
- The Hare & Helper – Contessa Coupla Weeks and DeNiece great run, good length, excellent Piss Stop, good solo effort.
- C*ntry members – Rigor Mortis, Clear Fell, Offal, Rectum, Yes Please, Prickit, Metro, Organ Grinder, Shit Creek
- MoP – running late for the run, so was trying to make up time. Got picked up by the Fuzz. 60 in a 50 and blew Zero
Skols from the floor
- Cant Stop (In the Raw) – toilet paper hanging from the mankini.
- Lord Limp (Bog Roll) – gave Just Kidding a lift, pulled up to park, got the D and R mixed up
- Lord Limp – fucking off for 2 months
- Yes Please – got In the Raw (Thrillseeker) costume mixed up as Asama bin Laden
- Metro – also fucking off
- Sir Eve – something about fixing his motorbike
- Contessa Coupla Weeks – tradition Canadian drink Tomato Juice and Beer
- Highness Eager – Birthday yesterday
- Final Skoll was for the outgoing Committee Members
Back at the Venue, besides the awards below
- Milestone – Fish Fingers 25 Runs
- Lost Property – Metro – Left mobile device at the Piss Stop
ANNUAL AWARDS
P!SS STOP OF THE YEAR
NOMINATIONS:
- Run 2362 from Cornelian Bay –
Hares: Mr Bean, Miss Bling & family
Halloween-themed punch, with chips, lollies and ghouls. - Run 2373 from Colston Street, Claremont – Hare: Rigor Mortis
Dangerously delicious mix of spirits. Could also be
nominated for 2376 – Shit Creek from Long Beach. - Run 2379 from Tolosa Street, Glenorchy – Hare: DNR
Colourful cocktails in Tolosa Park.
The Award went to:
SHITHEAD OF THE YEAR
NOMINATIONS:
- Bee’s Dick
Always late, which is okay, but had to be reminded to pay the Hash Cash instead of talking to anyone between the front door and the Cashiers. - In The Raw
Appointed Sonar as Hash Flash as revenge for Sonar appointing him as JM. Then tried to blame Bad News. - Sonar
Twice parked in spaces reserved for people with a disability. Insisted on taking photos from the back of the circle. Kept on offering ‘advice’ to the JMs because he thought he could do better.
The Award went to:
RUN OF THE YEAR
Awarded to the Hare of a trail that is more than just a run through suburbia, memorable for nothing.
NOMINATIONS:
- Run 2342 from Derwent Tavern – Hare: In The Raw
First and ONLY time that we could Hash over the two Bridgewater Bridges, with p!ss stop by the historic span. Food back at the pub was… disappointing. - Run 2345 from New Sydney – Hare: Bad News
Bastille Day theme taking in many Francophile-based places, including chocolate truffles at Chez Moi. - Run 2384 from Josephs Road, Carlton – Hare: Prawn Star
Virgin territory and great host. Decent trail, not so well loved by the flat-Earthers.
The Award went to:
GRAND MASTER’S AWARD
The GM’s Outstanding Achiever Trophy (G.O.A.T) is awarded by the Grand Master to a Hasher who has gone above and beyond to help make H5 THE best Hash Club in the world.*
There are no shortage of great contributors, but the GM selected Next Week for the 2026 Award.
* Best mixed Hash Club running in Hobart on a Monday night, at the very least
BEST COSTUMES
(as selected by the Restaurant manager)
Prawn Star as Gingernuts, and Just Kidding as Steady Eddie
HASH FLASH
Link to all photos for Run 2387
FUNNIES (True Stories)
Early one summer, a six-year-old Tasmanian boy and his family decided to take a trip to Sweden. During this trip, the six-year-old Arkansas boy stumbled upon a nudist camp. Noticing the adult men were different in appearance, the six-year-old wandered up to the most endowed male at the camp. “What is that?” the six-year-old asked.
“Dis is a penis,” the Swedish man replied, “and da perfect penis, if I might add!!”
Upon arriving back in Tasmania, the six-year-old continued school with the second grade, and, for his first “show and tell,” the six-year-old Tasmanian removed his penis from his pants and said, “While in Sweden this summer, I learned that this is a penis…and it would be a perfect penis…if it were only 4 inches shorter!!”
Q. What do bungee jumping and prostitutes have in common?
A. They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks you’re screwed.
At a news conference a journalist said to a politician, “Your assistant said publicly that you have a small penis. Would you please comment on this?”
“The truth is,” he replied, “my assistant has a big mouth.”
A blonde girl is crossing the road when she gets hit by a car. As she is lying on the ground, the driver rushes out of the car to see if she is alright.
“I’m so sorry! I just didn’t see you. Are you OK?” he blurts out.
“Everyfink is justa blur; I can’t see a fing,” she says tearfully.
Concerned, the man leans over the woman to test her eyesight. He asks, “How many fingers have I got up?”
“Ah, fuck!” she screams. “Don’t tell me I’m paralyzed from the waist down, too!!!”
H5 MISMANAGEMENT 2026-27
| Grand Master | In the Raw |
| Joint Masters | Clear Fell Bees Dick |
| On Sec | Brazilian |
| Hash Cash | Rigor Mortis MoP |
| Hash Lips | Shit Creek Cant Stop |
| Hash Hops | Arse Cutter Lone Arranger |
| Trailmaster | Next Week |
| Hash Flash | TripleK |
| Hash Horn | Bad News |
| Hashet Managers | Viagra Next Week |
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