Volume 44, Issue 49 | April 16, 2026

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RECEDING HARELINE

Run No.	Date	Hare Apparent	On On
2388	27 April	Growler	Maypole Hotel
2389	4 May	TBA	TBA
2380	11 May	TBA	TBA
2391	18 May	TBA	TBA

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UP AND CUMMING

• 8-10 May 2026 | Interhash 2026 | Yogyakarta, Indonesia
• 2-4 April 2027 | Aussie Nash Hash 2027 | Adelaide

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RUN 2386 REPORT

Did you know:  The pub was first licensed in 1846 and was purpose built as an Inn for the local folk of the area. In 1870 the licensee, Mr Henry Newman, grew hops on the rivulet and grazed his cattle.

Well it was a fairly balmy night with it being not too cold under the Mountain. There was (what seemed like) quite a few Hashers that came along for Fish Fingers first trail. There was actually 32 there, but it did seem like more.

Once we had all paid and ordered our meals, we headed out the back of the pub for the briefing by the Hare.

Fish Fingers let us know that the walk was about 4.5km and the run about 6.5km and only the runners would get a bit of a nasty hill. Well I am sure she obviously took note of the previous Hash Trash about not believing the hare, because the very first thing was uphill.

Out the back of the pub and in to Washington Street before the long grind up hill in Wellesley Street to the sports ground.

Viagra has a keen sense of smell as near the bottom of the hill he was saying “can you smell weed”? About a block later further up the hill, a couple were outside the front door smoking. “Nice night”, he said to the couple.

Let the Camera battle commence.

The photos don’t really give a proper indication of how steep this road was to start the run with.

Once through the sports ground we eventually found our way down on to Cascade Road where we should have ended up walking through the Gardens. Front Runners had called us down McRobies Rd too early with no trail, otherwise the walk would have been close to the expected distance.

Once trail was again correct down Degraves St, alongside the Female Factory (Is this where women are made?) it was down along the Rivulet track. Across the footbridge into MacFarlane Street.

A clever use of a nearby laneway brought us back up onto Cascade Road and a nearby On-Home.

The walk was about 2.8km and the run was about 6km. Admittedly, it would have been close to 4km if it hadn’t been shortcutted .

Back at the Pub, the meals started coming out. Some Hashers did not realise how big the Super Schnitzel was in size (2 plates needed).

A good lip session followed. We farewelled a few Hasher leaving for Interhash or home.

On On to the AGPU at The Rice Corner on 20^th of April in Battery Point. 

Sir Eve.

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SKOLS – Stunned Mullet

• The Hare – Fish Fingers. Good first effort. No hills for the walkers (not).
• C*ntry members – Arse Cutter, Grass Roots, Scary, Mr Bean
• F*cking Off – Arse Cutter, Grass Roots, Ginger Nuts, DNR, Viagra, Snack Bar, Scrubber and Goanna
• Arse Cutter – Birthday tomorrow.
• Just Kidding and Lone Arranger – Melbourne supporters
• Viagra – Nose like a Police Sniffer dog on trail. “I can smell Weed”
• Just Kidding– almost shat herself on trail when lady dumped her rubbish in a bin nearby. Clank!
• Bees Dick – who the hell is Sam! (Meal order)
• Milestones –
  Pole Dancer – 950 Runs

Skols from the floor

• Marquis Thrill Seeker – some Bullshit about thinking about doing a marathon.
• Grizzly and In the Raw – racing each other down the creek path. 

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HASH FLASH

Link to all photos for Run 2386

FUNNIES (True Stories)

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there.
The interrupting cow.
The interrupting c.. MOOO!

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Snow White and the seven dwarves go to see the Pope.
‘Snow White asks, Are there any dwarf nuns?’
‘I don’t believe so, my child’ replies the Pope.
‘Well, that settles it,’ says Snow White. ‘Dopey f…ked a penguin.’

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Two parrots sitting on a perch.
One asks, “can you smell fish?”

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Two snowmen in a field.
One asks “can you smell carrots?”

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Two goldfish in a tank.
One says the other: “Do you know how to drive this thing?”

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Two cannibals eating a clown.
One says ‘does this taste funny to you?’

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There’s a woman selling batteries in the park.
That’s right! She sells C cells down by the see saw!

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A 68 year old MULTI MILLIONAIRE from Yorkshire marries a 26 year old woman and takes her down the pub to introduce to his mates….
When his friends see him walk through the door with his new wife they can’t believe their eyes! 😲
“By eck old lad! How av you managed to pull a reyt nice lass like her?”
The Yorkshireman replies, “It was easy! I gave her a bit of the old Yorkshire charm and then I made sure to lie about my age as well!” 😉
“Ah I see, so did you tell her you were 45?” Asks his friend.
“No ya daft bugger! I told her I was 90!”

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H5 MISMANAGEMENT 2025-26 (but not for much longer…)

Grand Master	Grizzly
Joint Masters	Contessa Coupla Weeks Wee Willie Winkie
On Sec	Sir Eve
Hash Cash	Gingernuts Grassroots
Hash Lips	Organ Grinder Stunned Mullet
Hash Hops	In The Raw
Trailmaster	Prickit
Hash Flash	Sonar
Hash Horn	Eveready
Hashet Managers	Viagra Next Week

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