NEXT RUN | 28 July 2025 Run 2347 from the Devils Brewery at the Duke 192 Macquarie Rd, Hobart Hare: Lord Limp Cost: $5 Buy own Meal & Drinks
RECEDING HARELINE
Run No.
Date
Hare Apparent
On On
2348
4 August
Sugar Babe
The Black Buffalo
2349
11 August
Ratu Steady Eddie & Incumming
Waterfront Hotel, Bellerive (Bottom Room) Hat Theme
2350
18 August
Pole Dancer
TBA
HARES NEEDED – SEEPRICKIT, BEFORE SHE SEES YOU!
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Hares in 2025-26. Make sure that your name appears on this list at least once! (Twice if you’re a Co-Hare†)
Arse Cutter
Bad News
Can’t Stop
Sir Eve
Eveready
Grizzly
Growler
In the Raw
Rigor Mortis
Sonar
Rigor Mortis
Steptoe
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RUN 2346 REPORT
Did you know? Paddy is a pet form of Patrick, a name commonly found in Ireland, whose patron saint is St. Patrick. That’s fine and all; plenty of individuals do go by the nickname Paddy. While many people are proud of their Irish heritage, it can be easy to forget how poorly treated the Irish were. While its exact origin is unclear, paddy wagon, for a police van or car, may be linked to a historic stereotype that painted Irish immigrants as no more than “drunk criminals” in the U.S
Arrived early’ish, ordered meal and got a lovely Pint of Guinness. As I sat there enjoying the Black, I was introduced to Sharon West who had Hashed many years ago she had supposedly forgotten her Hash Name. Gradually the Pub was greatly occupied by normal people and Hashers before we were ushered out the back for the Grizzly send off.
Take care of Sharon and the trail is out there to the left and we were off like a bucket of prawns left in the sun. I got caught behind the amblers so the runners were out of site before we even got to the pathway beside the KGV oval.
Someone has a finger issue
Down towards the DEC to a check. No runners in site, so checking over the highway and also along the highway. Nope. Back up the side street towards the Showgrounds. A bit too much chatting and not enough looking near here.
Finally we were going through the Showgrounds. A laneway off, also no. Around the big sheds and into Howards Rd.
Yeh NahN F ISharon West aka Fish Finger
False Trail into Lampton Ave and back to the Glenorchy Main Rd, across at the light gave the Short Walker split, they were off home from here. We headed back to Johnson St before heading around the back of the High School, down Bowden Street and on home from here.
The walk being about 5.7km and the run just over 8km
How Many Hands?Good to see MOP back
Back at the venue whilst waiting for the food to come out, the Pub ran out of Guinness!!! Sacrilege for an Irish pub. Anyway I got most of a pint and had a nice meal. The Lip session happened with two Milestones. Grizzly remembered Sharon’s Hash Name which was Fish Finger, apparently her husbands name is John.
On! On! Sir Eve
SKOLS – Organ Grinder
The Hare: Grizzly. A good alright run, 2 Fish Shops.
Country Members: Tic Toc, Lord Limp, Offal, Stunned Mullet, MoP
Sharon West – recycled Hasher: Fish Fingers (paired up with In the Raw, each had to find out 3 things)
Badges: Steptoe: 75 Runs Grass Roots: 175 runs
Bees Dick – throwing his glasses in the air during photo.
French Tickler: forced Mum to be a designated driver tonight.
Arse Cutter: Sunday morning cook up, own special Mushroom.
Prickit, Cant Stop, Sonar & Big Mac – braved the wild weather in Lycra on Saturday to do the cycle hash
Pole dancer – Rubbing his Johnson on a Kristy Johnson as Sugar Babe passed
Lord Limp and Tic Toc – New Shoes
Tic Toc – at the Showgrounds at an open gate, that’s closed off (not)
Skolls from the floor:
Big Mac – did the NDIS trail as he had a head ache
Stunned Mullet – Social media whore, no hash gear. Already half-cut
Ratu Steady Eddie -from Offal. New Hat
TripleK: was having a big winger at Fish & Chip shop as she got Lost on Trail
Thrillseeker: hasn’t paid!
Steptoe: awarded FRB vest
In the Raw: this was one of his old workplaces. Desk was about here – points
Governor Honkers: calling out for Hash Hush during Lip Session and it was the radio
An Englishman(Governor Honkers), Irishman(Snack Bar) and a Scotsman(Bad News) were sitting in a bar drinking and discussing how stupid their wives were.
Governor Honkers says, “I tell you, my wife is so stupid. Last week she went to the supermarket and bought $100 worth of meat because it was on sale, and we don’t even have a fridge to keep it in.”
Bad News agrees that she sounds pretty thick, but says Wee Willie Winkie is thicker. “Just last week she went out and spent $12,000 on a new car,” he laments, “and she doesn’t even know how to drive!”
Snack Bar nods sagely and agrees that these two women sound stupid. However, he still thinks his wife is dumber. “Ah, it kills me every time I think of it,” he chuckles. “My wife left to go on a trip to Greece. I watched her packing her bag, and she must have put about 100 condoms in there, and she doesn’t even have a prick!”
Three Englishmen (Governor Honkers, Thrillseeker & Spoof) are out drinking one night and decide to pick a fight. They stagger through town looking for a victim, until they come across an Irishman (Snack Bar) sitting alone in a pub.
“Watch this,” says Governor Honkers, heading over to Snack Bar. “I hear that St. Patrick was a fag.”
“Really?” says the Snack Bar , calmly continuing to drink.
With that Thrillseeker decides to join in, “Yeah, and he was a pervert, too.”
“Is that so?” the still calm Snack Bar responds.
Determined to rouse him, Spoof staggers up and slurs, “Hey, did you know St. Patrick was really an Englishman?”
Snack Bar casually looks up and says, “Yeah, so your friends were telling me.”
An Englishman (Thrillseeker), a Scotsman(Bad News), and an Irishman(Snack Bar) are all to give speeches to the Deaf and Dumb Society. All are intent on making an impression on their audience.
Thrillseeker goes first, and to the surprise of his colleagues, starts by rubbing first his chest, and then his groin. When he finishes, the Scotsman and Irishman ask him what he was doing. “Well,” he explained, “by rubbing my chest I indicated breasts and thus ladies, and by rubbing my groin I indicated balls and thus gentlemen. So my speech started: ‘Ladies and Gentlemen.’”
On his way up to the podium the Bad News thought to himself I’ll one-up that English bastard! He started his speech by making an antler symbol with his fingers above his head before also rubbing his chest and his groin. When he finished, his colleagues asked what he was doing. “Well,” he explained, “by imitating antlers and then rubbing my chest and groin I was starting my speech by saying, ‘Dear Ladies and Gentlemen.’”
On his way up to the podium Snack Bar thought to himself, I’ll go even further than those bastards! He started his speech by making an antler symbol above his head, rubbing his chest, and then his groin, and then masturbating furiously. When he finished, his colleagues asked him what he was doing. “Well,” he explained,” by imitating antlers, rubbing my chest and then my groin, and then masturbating, I was starting my speech by saying, ‘Dear Ladies and Gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure…’”
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