Volume 44, Issue 2 | May 6, 2025
NEXT RUN | 12 May 2025
Run 2336 from Maypole Hotel, 191 New Town Rd, New Town
Hare: Growler
Cost: $5 Buy own meal and drinks at the venue
RECEDING HARELINE
| Run No. | Date | Hare Apparent | On On |
| 2337 | 19 May | Sonar | Moonah Hotel & Cellars 99 Main Rd Moonah |
| 2338 | 26 May | H4 | Combined clubs charity run, Royal Yacht Club of Tasmania, Marieville Esplanade, Sandy Bay (See below) |
| 2339 | 2 June | TBA | TBA |
KEEPING THE BASTARDS HONEST
Hares in 2025-26. Make sure that your name appears on this list at least once! (Twice if you’re a Co-Hare†)
- Sir Eve
UP AND CUMMING
11 May 2025 – 2pm Hobart Full Moon @ Halls Saddle, cnr Chimney Pot Hill Rd & Huon Rd Fern Tree
26 May 2025 | Combined Hash Clubs Charity Run
7 – 8 June 2025 | Chardonnay Highland Fling, Tullah
8-10 May 2026 | Interhash 2026, Yogyakarta, Indonesia
RUN 2335 REPORT
The first Run of the new Hash Year is usually fraught with teething issues. Who’s the Cash? Where is the Cash? Why isn’t this square thing working? Where is the menu? Damn, I forgot my Torch! Can I get out that door? Never Fear as upon the arrival of our new illustrious leader Grizzly, everything started to fall into place.
I was a little anxious to begin with, arriving very early and not seeing anyone until 6pm. Then they started to dribble in. Good to see some missing Hashers returning, such as Magic Touch and Fat Controller. Sugar Babe was there dogless (she has some cleaning up to do when she gets home). The pack was starting to swell, Thrillseeker had arrived, hopefully not to get lost tonight. A few more stragglers and we were near 30, a good number.
Run time was here and it was outside for quick instructions. All on Plasterboard arrows set about each Power Pole apart, so no one should be able to get lost. Walk just under 5km, Run just under 7km, out the gate and over the overpass.
Such a good night for a run, 21 degrees and the forecast wind had not appeared. Got a little worried when Steptoe and Ratu Steady Eddie appeared back at the venue at 7.05 pm, but that is all Steady felt comfortable with. Steady said he had done both overpasses AND an underpass!
7.15pm and Sonar appeared covered in perspiration. “That was brilliant” he declared as he had run the walkers trail. 7.20pm and the runners were coming in, also drenched and declaring the run Awesome. Sugar Babe, Eveready, Lindsay, Lord Limp all enjoyed the trail. No one appeared to get lost, but Grass Roots said she did, but that was due to her torch going flat.
But as usual best laid plans are fraught with danger. Despite repeated instructions to the Bar Staff for the meals to come out at around 7.40pm, they started just before 7.30pm. Amazing the confusion when people are at the bar or still coming in and they expect to offload food? Go figure.
New Trail master Prickit has been rapidly filling her book up with Hashers Names for run setting, currently up to the end of June. Venues to be confirmed.
Anyways eventually all Hashers were back, got their food and drinks in and were were ready for our new Lips
So it was over to our two new Lips, Organ Grinder and Stunned Mullet to finish the night off with a well organised Lip Session.
On! On!
Sir Eve
SKOLS – Dish Licker & Stunned Mullet (The Lips)
- Sir Eve: hare – Best Run ever.
(doesn’t know how to spell FT for the walkers, there wasn’t any) - Visitors/Virgins: Lindsay (Rigormortis’s son) and Pink
- Country Members: Fat Controller, Magic Touch & Dish Licker
- Rigormortis: Loves a good swallow (about wine)
- Magic Touch: only loves dudes, on the constant prowl
Skolls from the Floor: - Fat Controller: not been here for months, still criticizing the singing
- Rigormortis: Scanning the tables for bones
- Lord Limp: asked to look after Lindsay on the run, but he was too fast for Limp
- MILLSTONE: Eveready: 25 runs
- TripleK: Torches, I’ve a really good one. … It’s at home on the charger
- Just Kidding: Great Annual Report, forgot what she did with it after getting hme from the AGPU
- Magic Touch, Stunned Mullet: Borrowed Grassroots Torchs, then hers went flat
HASH FLASH
Link to all photos for Run 2335
BRAND NEW H5 MISMANAGEMENT 2025-26
| Grand Master | Grizzly |
| Joint Masters | Contessa Coupla Weeks Wee Willie Winkie |
| On Sec | Sir Eve |
| Hash Cash | Gingernuts Grassroots |
| Hash Lips | Organ Grinder Stunned Mullet |
| Hash Hops | In The Raw |
| Trailmaster | Prickit |
| Hash Flash | Sonar |
| Hash Horn | Eveready |
| Hashet Managers | Viagra Next Week |
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