Volume 42, Issue 29 | November 6, 2023
NEXT RUN | 13 November 2023
Run 2255 from Lewis Park, Seven Mile Beach
Hare: Hands On
Cost $12 – drinks provided, bring you own barbecue food
RECEDING HARELINE
| Run No. | Date | Hare Apparent | On On |
| 2256 | 20 Nov | Thrill Seeker | TBA |
| 2257 | 27 Nov | Next Week | TBA |
| 2258 | 4 Dec | Hare required | TBA |
| 2259 | 11 Dec | Hare required | TBA |
KEEPING THE BASTARDS HONEST
Hares in 2023-24. Make sure that your name appears on this list at least once! (Twice if you’re a Co-Hare)
- Arsecutter (2)
- Bad News (2)
- Can’t Stop
- Coupla Weeks
- Dishlicker
- Eager (4)
- Eve (2)
- Gingernuts
- Grassroots
- Grizzly (3)
- Honkers
- In the Raw
- KKK
- Limp
- Mr Bean
- Miss Bling
- Next Week (2)
- Pole Dancer
- Prawn Star
- Prickit
- Rigor Mortis
- Robin Hood (2)
- Sonar
- Snack Bar (2)
- Ted Bullpit
- Thrill Seeker
- W3 (2)
UP AND CUMMING
25 December 2023 | Christmas Day Hash
29 February 2024 | Leap Year H3 Run 8 (as set by the Phantom Hasher!)
8-10 March 2024 | Interhash 2024, Queenstown, New Zealand
28-30 March 2025 | Aussie Nash Hash 2025, Fremantle
RUN REPORT
A good pack of approximately 100 gathered at the RYCT for the annual charity event supporting MND sufferers and their families. Hare Argue sent the pack off into Marieville Esplanade towards Sandy Bay Road. As I was walking and near back of pack, runners had already disappeared into the distance, not to be seen again until we got back for the tucker and grog, with the exception of Magic Touch arriving back via Uber as TicToc deserted her on trail instead of staying with her Hash sister.
Trail eventually wended it’s way past the casino where we lost Steady Eddie, not sure if he stayed on trail or was heading off to get a few sheckles on the cup…
After crossing Sandy Bay road we commenced the climb up Derwent Water Ave and into Ilfracombe Cres. Caught up with Sedan Chair on the climb and passed the struggling Bart at the split in Waimea Avenue, with walkers continuing up the hill and runners heading back down towards Sandy Bay road.
We continued into Heathcombe Cres where a well place FT down a side path brought the pack back together so I was able to sight TopDek, DNR and Viagra as well as catch up with actual backmarkers/sweepers Grassroots, Gingernuts and Gangrene who was attempting to get her new puppy to actually walk on a lead but spent 50 minutes of walk actually carrying said pup.
Out of Heathcombe and across Derwent Water to path into Lambert Park. Continuing uphill to Churchill Ave and runners trail rejoined. As we wended our way into the University grounds runners caught up with the Dick brothers, continuing their competition to see who can get to the beer first.
Past the rugby ground, where Steady was heard to be espousing stories of his long lost youth, back across Sandy Bay road to the On On for a well stocked piss stop and BBQ with plenty of meat for the carnivores.
A short but enjoyable 4km walk, $2000 raised for MND, so great effort by the organising committee and participating Hashers.
On On
Arsecutter
SKOLS
- Grassroots and Steptoe – perving on all the boys.
- Can’t Stop, Coupla Weeks, DNR, Sir Eve (?!?), Viagra – can’t remembers.
- Magic Touch – auto-Hashing via Uber.
- Steady Eddie – fascinator.
- Hands On – wore out her bike seat on the big charity ride (Count Zero offered to fit it for her).
- …and other skols I forgot to write down.
HASH FLASH
Link to all photos for Run 2254
H5 MISMANAGEMENT 2023-24
| Grand Master | Triple-K | |
| Joint Masters | Growler Sonar | 0412 161 017 0488 707 068 |
| On Sec (poxy) | Grizzly | 0419 960 561 |
| Hash Cash | Dishlicker Mother of Pearl | 0408 994 427 |
| Hash Lips | Snack Bar TicToc | |
| Hash Hops | Contessa Coupla Weeks Sir Eve | |
| Trailmaster | Fringe Benefits | |
| Hash Flash | Steptoe | |
| Hash Horn | Fallen Madonna | |
| Hashet Manager | Viagra | 0419 504 105 |
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