Volume 42, Issue 47 | March 11, 2024

RECEDING HARELINE

Run No.	Date	Hare Apparent	On On
2274	25 Mar	Can’t Stop	Sedgebrook Rd, Bonnet Hill
2275	1 Apr	Lone Arranger (Easter Monday)	Suncoast Drive, Blackmans Bay
2276	8 April	Hare required
2277	15 April	Hare required

UP AND CUMMING

28-30 March 2025 | Aussie Nash Hash 2025, Fremantle
8-10 May 2026 | Interhash 2026, Yogyakarta, Indonesia

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The Ultimate Recycled Run

A healthy field of H5 Hashers gathered at Mt Stuart Park, Benjafield Terrace on an unusually balmy evening to be greeted by our Hare, In The Raw, beer in hand with smug look on his face. Instructions include “There are no hillssss, there might be a hill”.

Now some H5 runners also participate in that other Hobart Hash Club (that can’t be mentioned here) which gave them some cause for concern at what was to come. H5 runners were not aware of ITR’s conservation values in that he is into recycling everything possible including it would seem hash trails.

The pack was led off by a couple of Dicks, Bee’s Dick and Big Mac, who sprinted off down Benjafield Terrace to the first split, with the run going down Ogilvie Street into Giblin Street, up multiple stairs to rejoin the walkers who had proceeded to Darling Parade. A sneaky FT down Raymond Terrace saw the walkers pack regroup, cross the roundabout, and proceed eventually to the Weerona Fire Trail. At this stage, Just Kidding had streaked ahead by putting in a running spurt.

At this point it had become obvious that ITR was undertaking a “Back to the Future” recycled CH3 run. Should have thought to bring the DeLorean with its flux capacitor although it would have been difficult to reach 88mph and one point 21 jigawatts of power needed for temporal displacement. Growler was right onto it by this stage and being right back to the future led Clearfell, Arsecutter, Grassroots and Fringe Benefits past an obvious FT downhill off the fire trail.  Sir Eve was castigating this group as JK and Next Week clawed their way back onto trail.

On On up the zig zag trail to Mt Stuart Trail to a long FT down towards the reservoir (could this be the site of the much-anticipated Piss Stop? No, not in the recycled route!). The Back to the Future Trail ran across the hill, over the N.Slope Fire Trail (one to be avoided as a tempting short cut due to slipping potential which was ignored by Bart, short cutting bastard) and on down Southern Summit Fire Trail. At this point, the first of the runners, Bees’s Dick and Lord Limp (auditioning for Mr March with shirt off – alas no media around to capture the moment) passed walkers Growler, Coupla Weeks, Clearfell and Bart. Arsecutter and Grassroots had fallen back to escort Souvenir down the trail – what well-meaning hashers.

Another Back to the Future moment was the Piss Stop at ITR’s house, although it did deviate with the serving of sangira (or “Shangri-la” according to Snack Bar who was channelling C#nt Stop) – a great concoction ITR. Through the back gate back to Mt Stuart Park for BBQ meal on H5’s trusty cooker. TicToc and Snack Bar performed a lively lip session, including two namings being French Tickler and Raven Rooter.

A good, recycled trail ITR, but we wont tell anyone! Yeh, right

Clearfell

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SKOLS

• In The Raw – Hare, not too many hills! Just one! Too much wildlife! Stinking Hot night! P!ss Stop had raving reports.
• Clearfell – didn’t take lid off Pringles before offering them around.
• Snack Bar – phone on ground.
• Big Mac – No Hash gear, running slow behind TicToc.

• Country Members – TicToc, Growler, Koren, Fringe Benefits and Step Toe
• Fringe Benefits – her sausages too thick for TicToc. She needs them long and slim.
• Andrew – Naming – he is an Adelaide Crows supporter, no crows in Tasmania, but we do have ravens! Now known as Raven Rotter
• Koren – a very talented chef, now known as French Tickler. Check out the following: https://cooktobang.com/recipes/morning-wood/french-tickler-toast/

From the floor:

• In The Raw for Step Toe – Steady Eddy’s house cleaner
• In The Raw for Steady Eddy – had something long, and stiff in his pants
• FRB shirt goes to Souvenir. No, she’s off on Wednesday. Arsecutter – already had it; Clearfell – will keep it; nope. Grassroots will take it and passed it onto French Tickler.
• Souvenir – far cough song.

• …and other skols I forgot to write down.

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DATE: Saturday, 16th March 2024
START TIME: Run starts at 11:00 am.
It is a bus run. Bus will be parked on Marion Bay Road
(near Townsend Lane) above the main car park
at the Showgrounds.
VENUE: Bream Creek Showgrounds, Copping.
COST: $10.00 (includes sausages and some drinks).
HARES: H4 Hashers
Enquiries to Biddy (Big Legs) – 0417 331 441
You must comply with the Bream Creek Show Society’s Covid-19 Laws

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HASH FLASH

Link to all photos for Run 2272

H5 MISMANAGEMENT 2023-24

Grand Master	Triple-K
Joint Masters	Growler Sonar	0412 161 017 0488 707 068
On Sec (poxy)	Grizzly	0419 960 561
Hash Cash	Dishlicker Mother of Pearl	0408 994 427
Hash Lips	Snack Bar TicToc
Hash Hops	Contessa Coupla Weeks Sir Eve
Trailmaster	Fringe Benefits
Hash Flash	Steptoe
Hash Horn	Fallen Madonna
Hashet Manager	Viagra	0419 504 105

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