Volume 44, Issue 48 | April 9, 2026

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RECEDING HARELINE

Run No.	Date	Hare Apparent	On On
2387	20 April	The JMs 2026 AGPU	The Rice Corner, Battery Point
2388	27 April	Growler	TBA
2389	4 May	TBA	TBA
2390	11 May	TBA	TBA

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UP AND CUMMING

• 8-10 May 2026 | Interhash 2026 | Yogyakarta, Indonesia
• 2-4 April 2027 | Aussie Nash Hash 2027 | Adelaide

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RUN 2385 REPORT

Did you know: The Labyrinth on the runners trail was created in 2015. It has now been in place for 11 years and has been very popular for walkers and children. We have in the past also visited one at the top of the hill at Potters Hill, South Arm.

Well after 3 weeks off and it being Lenah Valley, I knew there most likely be hills involved. Luckily for me I was unwell and nursing a quite sore calf muscle, so I thought I would sit this one out.

In the Raw was a bit sullen as shortly before his beloved footy side were beaten by one point in the last minute of the game.

Eveready assured us all that it was a flat trail and well marked. She hadn’t done an NDIS trail, but those could do a lap of the Oval.

Dyke made an appearance at H5 as it was only down the road from home, with his box of produce (preserves, jams etc) he was selling for the proceeds to go to Cancer reaserch.

Once everyone had paid and selected their meal from the set menu everyone was sent off.

Out and “UP” the pathway next to the RSL. …. But Eveready said it was Flat!

Never believe what the hare tells you!

Part way up the Hill the walkers split from the trail.

The trail, although challenging was fairly short as most of the runners and walkers were arriving back at the RSL at 7.10pm.

As I didn’t do the trail, you will have to look at the map to see where the run actually went.

The walk was 2.86km and the run was about 4.6km. Plenty of wildlife was seen about, even a one-eyed trouser snake (apparently).

Whilst everyone was out on the trail, Eveready had the opportunity to decorate all the tables and surrounds with Easter decorations, napkins, eggs and bunnies.

A good lip session followed.

On On to the 13^th of April at the Cascade Hotel. 

Sir Eve.

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SKOLS – Organ Grinder & Stunned Mullet

• The Hare – Eveready. Too Short, Too many Hills. Pinocchio Nose(Lies). Too many wallabie 
• C*ntry members, Snack Bar, Dishlicker, Mop, Tinky Winky, Darth Farter, Sir Eve.
• Milestones –
  Growler – 750 Runs
  Prickit – 550 Runs
• Visitor – Scrubber & Goanna from South Australia (Adelaide Hills)
• Dyke – Fundraising produce stall from Prostate Cancer Research & Support, has now raided over $1000
• Lone Arranger – Good time camping on east coast, stopped at Ross, wouldn’t use Public Toilet, used the Caper Vans instead.
• Cant Stop – A very handy man, Helped out with a Tastic Light/fan. Don’t let the cat out. Couldn’t find it, was still inside.
• Goanna – Fine athlete, took the walkers trail three times.
• Grizzly – was kind and did the Hash Cash tonight. had a purse for coins (Prison Wallet)

Skols from the floor

• Stunned Mullet – at the Bar, asked the buxom Barmaid if she had a couple of Jugs, No but a couple of Cougars and a slice of Lemon.
• Stunned Mullet – has got a big arse, keeps opening the door during the Lip Session. 
• Goanna – Couldn’t find the runners trail, It goes up there, wouldn’t go alone. 

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HASH FLASH

Link to all photos for Run 2385

FUNNIES (True Stories)

Two nuns sitting in a bath together, one says “Where’s the soap” and the second one answers, “yes you’re right, it sure does”

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Three nuns were walking down the road when a man ran out and flashed them. Two of them had a stroke but the third one wouldn’t touch it.

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Two Nuns rolling drunk in the gutter with an empty whisky bottle by them. A passer by says he’s shocked. One of the nun’s says they drank the whisky for medicinal purposes. Medicinal purposes! says the man. Yes, said the nun, Mother Superior is constipated but she won’t be when she sees us.

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Two nuns are driving in the Scottish countryside when a vampire jumps in front of them. The nun behind the wheel says
“Quick, show him your cross!”
So the other rolls down her window and shouts
“Get out the road, ya daft git!”

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A left-handed nun walks into a bar carrying a unicycle and an accordion.
The travelling salesman looks at the farmer’s daughter and says “I think we’re in the wrong joke!”

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The Seven Dwarfs all sitting in a bath feeling Happy! …. so….. Happy got out!

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Sometimes I wake up feeling grumpy. Most days I just let her sleep.

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A nun was sitting in the bath when there was a knock on the door. Oh no, she thought. I can’t let anyone in here while I’m taking a bath. “Who is it?” she called out in trepidation. “It’s the blind man,” came the reply. Well, I suppose if it’s a blind man there’s no harm letting him in, thought the nun, and she told the man to come in. A man in overalls walked in holding a tape measure and wearing a tool belt. “Nice tits love,” he said. “Where do you want your blind?”

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H5 MISMANAGEMENT 2025-26 (but not for much longer…)

Grand Master	Grizzly
Joint Masters	Contessa Coupla Weeks Wee Willie Winkie
On Sec	Sir Eve
Hash Cash	Gingernuts Grassroots
Hash Lips	Organ Grinder Stunned Mullet
Hash Hops	In The Raw
Trailmaster	Prickit
Hash Flash	Sonar
Hash Horn	Eveready
Hashet Managers	Viagra Next Week

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