Volume 44, Issue 45 | March 18, 2026

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RECEDING HARELINE

Run No.	Date	Hare Apparent	On On
2384	30 March	Prawn Star	241 Joseph’s Rd, Carlton (Private property)
2385	6 April	TBA	TBA
2386	13 April	TBA	TBA
2387	20 April	The JMs 2026 AGPU	The Rice Corner, Battery Point

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UP AND CUMMING

• 21 March | Bream Creek Show combined clubs Hash Trail
• 8-10 May 2026 | Interhash 2026 | Yogyakarta, Indonesia

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RUN 2381 REPORT

Did you know:
This run celebrated St Patrick Day, the patron saint of Ireland and all those demented paddys, leprechauns and other drunken beings.
So, DID YOU KNOW that H5 has an active Leprechaun component?  It has only two members and both are equally obnoxious.  They sometimes also pose as Smurfs, penguins, demented fairies or, more appropriately, little Orcs.  Their genus – Molesti parvi vermiculi – is actively shunned in most Hash circles as they are most annoying, speak with piercing squeaky little voices and are full of their own, over-inflated sense of self-importance.

So, on this evening, there was a fair smattering of green in the pack. Some had not bothered to celebrate the day at all, and one confused individual turned up as a Frenchman thinking it was Bastille Day.

Chief Leprechaun (Insecta Nuisbilia) the Hare for this run, was Her Highness Eager. Resplendent in green, the Hare was helped to stand on a table to be able look at everyone else at eye level. Peering through her green goggles, she babbled on about the trail, directed the NDIS component to go one way and sent everyone else in the opposite direction.

It wasn’t a bad a trail. It ambled picturesquely, along by the boat sheds, down the river toward the city before coming back along the bike track.  The trail meandered through New Town but I know not where it went as I Hashed and went to the tunnel under the Brooker Highway, waiting to take photos of the pack as it passed.

This was folly on my part, as most of the useless pricks in the club hashed the trail.  I waited until near dark, hoping to take a snap or two, but no, the bastards were already at the on on, cooking steak and slurping grog.

One of the more amusing aspects of the trail was that the Hare set the NDIS trail through the cemetery.  Apparently, Ratu and the Guv’nor were seen actively checking out sites for their last On On.

The Lip decided to commence the circle after dark as it interfered with the taking of his supper.  With no public lighting available, the day was saved by Viagra with his huge mega light tower thingy. DNR was heard to mention that it was in inverse proportion to what she was most interested in.

A lively circle followed with Ratu complaining that it went on too late as it was way past his bedtime.

All up, a good trail and evening

On On
A l’eta brut

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SKOLS – Organ Grinder

• Her Highness Eager – Hare
• Jim Beam, ITR, Crackre, Eveready – Cant remembers.
• Fish Fingers – Hit a RBT on the way to Hash and, as with so many other Hashers, blew ZERO.
• Lord Limp – Lucky not to hit the same RBT, arrived at Hash, opened the door of his car and a multitude of empty beer cans fell out.
• Prawn Star and Eveready – racists, Devonport bluff to whatever run.

Skols from the floor

• Bee’s Dick -> Eager– set NDIS run through the cemetery
• Thrill Seeker -> Eager. Told Thrilly last week that the run was at Knocklofty, to which he turned up to.
• Organ Grinder -> C*nt Stop – Started the run in good form, saw the walkers/run split and then being a tired and decrepit old man, ran back to the On On.

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HASH FLASH

Link to all photos for Run 2382

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FUNNIES (True Stories)

Snack Bar pulled out a nose hair today to see if it hurt. Judging by the reaction of the man asleep next to him on the bus, it seems pretty painful.

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Bee’s Dick admitted to me that he is addicted to drinking brake fluid, but reckons that he can stop anytime he wants.

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Arsecutter said that his favourite Star Wars quote was, “Aargh Luke, ye scurvy dog, I be yer father.”
I think that he got a pirated copy.

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H5 MISMANAGEMENT 2025-26

Grand Master	Grizzly
Joint Masters	Contessa Coupla Weeks Wee Willie Winkie
On Sec	Sir Eve
Hash Cash	Gingernuts Grassroots
Hash Lips	Organ Grinder Stunned Mullet
Hash Hops	In The Raw
Trailmaster	Prickit
Hash Flash	Sonar
Hash Horn	Eveready
Hashet Managers	Viagra Next Week

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