Volume 44, Issue 43 | March 4, 2026

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RECEDING HARELINE

Run No.	Date	Hare Apparent	On On
2382	16 March	Highness Eager	Knocklofty Reserve, South Hobart (St Patrick’s theme)
2383	23 March	Can’t Stop	Seven Mile Beach
2384	30 March	Prawn Star	241 Joseph’s Rd., Carlton (Private Property)
2385	6 April	TBA	TBA

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UP AND CUMMING

• 21 March | Bream Creek Show combined clubs Hash Trail
• 8-10 May 2026 | Interhash 2026 | Yogyakarta, Indonesia

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RUN 2380 REPORT

Did you know:
Gorringes Beach (Mortimer Bay) is a favourite spot for people taking picture of the Aurora Australis. It is also a good place for learning to Kite Sail as it is very shallow for a long way out.

Well it was with a bit of trepidation that I headed to tonight’s run. The closer I got to Lauderdale, the heavier the drizzle/rain got. With plenty of parking space we circled our wagons and got ready to pay in the shelter of The Hare’s Campervans awning.
It did look a bit like we were queueing at an Ice-cream Truck or a food van.

Once the Hash Cash arrived we were able to settle up with some strange behaviour going on and some Pink Pony Club song blaring out.

When time was called, Grizzly announced the Trail on behalf of Lone Arranger. It was almost like a domestic argument with the She Said/He Said descriptions.

It was flat, It was undulating etcetera. One thing could be definitely accurate of Grizzly was that “It never rains on a Hash Trail”.

The run used the extensive trail network with splits for the walkers and the NDIS groups. The only bitumen was to cross the roads, all the rest were bush paths.

The run being 6.65Km and the walk 5.4Km with a long walk back along the beach watching the kite sailors.

Once back we were into the BBQ and the Lip Session. 4 Milestones were given out by the GM Grizzly. Some of these were a long time in coming.

Unfortunately as the hares were having their skolls, they were missed in their photos.

On On to the Claremont Foreshore Park, Boxhill & Cadbury Roads, Claremont for Wrectum and Offal‘s run.

On! On!
Sir Eve

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SKOLS – Organ Grinder

• Lone Arranger & Grizzly – The Hares, No rain on the run. Not enough hills, too much pony shit.
• Country Members – Higness Eager and Contessa Coupla Weeks
• Wrectum – 75 runs
• Grass Roots – 200 runs
• Triple K – 650 runs
• Top Dek – 650 runs
• Box– visitor from Capital City Hash (Canberra)
• Highness Eager and Triple K – racist skoll from Run the Bridge as they didn’t attend the Ridgeway run
• Arscutter -Wearing a Chardonnay Hat

Skols from the floor

• DNR & Grass Roots – Pink Pony Club people, singing and dressing up before the run
• Wee Bev– Lost Property – Lady Grey drink bottle from Ridgeway

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HASH FLASH

Link to all photos for Run 2380 – Gorringes Beach, Sandford

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FUNNIES (True Stories)

A man picks up a hooker and takes her back to his room. She strips off all her clothes and all he does is stare at her.

“What, honey, is this the first pussy you seen since you crawled out of one?”

“No, it’s just the first one I’ve seen big enough to crawl back into!”

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One night a man got drunk, walked home from the bar, passed out in bed right next to his wife and started dreaming. He dreamed that he went to heaven and was at the Pearly Gates and saw Saint Peter waiting there. He walked up and said, “Am I in heaven?”
Saint Peter replied, “Yes, you’re in heaven.”
The drunk man asked how he died and Saint Peter said, “Umm, hold on, wait a little while and I’ll get your records.” While he was waiting, the drunken man saw a blonde angel pass and asked if he could have sex with her.
Saint Peter said, “Yes, do it behind the cloud.” So he spent 30 minutes fucking the blonde and then she left. Shortly afterward, a brunette angel walked past him and he asked if he could have sex with her.
Saint Peter said, “Yes.” So once again the drunk went behind the cloud and spent 30 minutes having sex before the brunette angel left. The same thing happened a third time, only it was a redhead angel who had sex with the drunk man. After all that sex he had to shit so he asked Saint Peter,
“Can I use the bathroom?”
Saint Peter said, “Yes, go over the edge of the cloud.”
So he went over to the edge of the cloud and did what he had to do and wiped himself with a piece of cloud. Then he heard his name being called many times and wondered if Saint Peter had found out why he died. To his horror he woke with a start and realized it was actually his wife who was screaming his name.

She said, “You can fuck me three times and you can shit the bed, but there’s no way you’re going to wipe your ass with my pillow!!!”

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Q. What’s the difference between sin and shame?
A. It is a sin to put it in, but it’s a shame to pull it out.

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A teenage girl comes home from school and asks her mother, “Is it true what Rita just told me? That babies come out of the same place where boys put their dicks?”

“Yes, dear,” replies her mother, pleased that the subject has finally come up and she won’t have to explain it to her daughter.

“But when a baby’s actually being born,” responded the teenager, “how does it get past your teeth?”

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NOT SO BRAND NEW H5 MISMANAGEMENT 2025-26

Grand Master	Grizzly
Joint Masters	Contessa Coupla Weeks Wee Willie Winkie
On Sec	Sir Eve
Hash Cash	Gingernuts Grassroots
Hash Lips	Organ Grinder Stunned Mullet
Hash Hops	In The Raw
Trailmaster	Prickit
Hash Flash	Sonar
Hash Horn	Eveready
Hashet Managers	Viagra Next Week

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