Volume 44, Issue 42 | March 25, 2026

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RECEDING HARELINE

Run No.	Date	Hare Apparent	On On
2381	9 March	Wrectum & Offal	Foreshore Reserve, Claremont
2382	16 March	Highness Eager	Knocklofty Reserve, South Hobart
2383	23 March	Can’t Stop	Seven Mile Beach
2384	30 March	Prawn Star	241 Joseph’s Rd., Carlton (Private Property)

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UP AND CUMMING

• 28 February | Hobart Full Moon Crescent Moon @ Lake Crescent
• 21 March | Bream Creek Show combined clubs Hash Trail
• 8-10 May 2026 | Interhash 2026 | Yogyakarta, Indonesia

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RUN 2379 REPORT

Did you know:
Tolosa Park is a park in Glenorchy, Tasmania. It contains a dam and water reservoir which was built in the 1890s and used by TasWater until 2017. Tolosa Park also hosts outdoor concerts, and was the venue for the Tasmanian Symphony Orchestra’s Symphony Under the Stars until 2018.

Well another big turnout and don’t we like a theme. DNR‘s Mardi Gras theme was taken to heart by most hashers, with some definitely going above a normal dressup.

I could hear a tiny voice in the back of my head saying “I’m the only gay in the village”. Not withstanding that, it was like a scene from “Jesus Christ Super Star” with the number of technicolor coats and costumes.

As we waited for the start time to tick down, DNR server a few platters of nibbles as preparation for our arduous journey.

There was a few of us Hashers reminiscing about a certain Marquis Thrillseekers run from this same area that went 3Km directly up a fire trail on the far side of the park, to be greeted with an On Home at the top of the hill. Thankfully not tonight.

6.30pm arrived and DNR gave us the instructions. Walkers and Runners turn left at the gate and NDIS to hang back for extra instructions. Walk to be about 4km, Run to be 7km and there would be 3 Piss Stops.

Some gentle loops towards the mountain bike tracks, saw us to the creek at the back of the park to several FT’s. Back over the Boom Gate, into the Park and basically a lap of the reserve to a cocktail piss stop and nibbles by DNR and Viagra.

It was a pleasant day, not too warm and the Negroni and the Tequila Cocktails both went down very well.

This was actually the 2nd Piss Stop as it turned out, we passed a toilet at the back of the park and the 3rd was another toilet on the way out.

It was definitely a multicoloured evening.

And a few memories to enter the H5 history book.

On On to the Gorringes Beach Car Park off Rifle Range Road, Sandford (next to the Pony Club) for Lone Arranger‘s run.

On! On!
Sir Eve

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SKOLS – Stunned Mullet

• DNR – A Good trail, 3 Piss Stops, 2 Toilets and one with cocktails. Awesome.
• Country Members – Steptoe, Offal, Wrectum
• Lord Limp – or should it be Lady Limp, no hiding in Hash. Strava dobbed him in for a run before Hash.
• Snack Bar– Cut across the Park towards home, climb a 3m fence, there was a gate 3m to the right he could have walked through.
• Tic Toc – Generous Hashers gave her a lift here. Forgot what the car was, just remembered the colour, Tried all car doors of similar colour.
• Steptoe -Upset everyone, $4 Tip Shop bargain coat. The envy of us all.

Skols from the floor

• Grizzly– Ungracfully insulted Rigormortis. Something about a Fat Arse!
• Snack Bar – A menace, upended a box from the trailer, looking for more sauce which was not needed.
• Tic Toc – announced Grizzly’s TShirt as “Peeking Duke”
• Mr Bean – apparently his 39th Birthday

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HASH FLASH

Link to all photos for Run 2379 – Tolosa Park (Mardi Gras)

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FUNNIES (True Stories)

A blonde and a brunette walk into a bar. As they sit down, the brunette notices a guy checking out the blonde. So the brunette decides to go and talk to this guy. She walks up to him and says, “I see you’ve been checking out my friend. You know, the blonde sitting over there. She’s pretty isn’t she?”

The guy responds, “Oh, man, she’s just gorgeous, absolutely beautiful.”

The brunette says, “Well, for $50 I can arrange for you to smell her crotch.”

The guy says, “Well, yes, of course!” He pulls out the money and hands it to her.

She takes it and breathes in his face.

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One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone had written the word “penis” in tiny letters. She turned around and scanned the class looking for the guilty face. Finding none, she quickly erased it, and began her class.

The next day she went into the room, and she saw, in larger letters, the word “penis” again on the black board. Again, she looked around in vain for the culprit, but found none, so she proceeded with the day’s lesson. Every morning for about a week she went into the classroom and found the same disgusting word written on the board, and each day the word was larger than the day before.

Finally, one day she walked in expecting to be greeted by the same word on the board, but instead found the words: “The more you rub it, the bigger it gets!”

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In a mental institution, a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient acting like he’s driving a car.
The nurse asks him, “Charlie, what are you doing?”
Charlie replies, “Driving to Chicago!”
The nurse wishes him a good trip and leaves the room.
The next day the nurse enters Charlie’s room just as he stops driving his imaginary car and asks, “Well, Charlie, how are you doing?”
Charlie says, “I just got into Chicago.”
“Great,” replies the nurse.
The nurse leaves Charlie’s room and goes across the hall into Bob’s room, and finds Bob sitting on his bed, furiously masturbating.
Shocked, she asks, “Bob, what are you doing?”
Bob says, “I’m screwing Charlie’s wife while he’s in Chicago.”

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NOT SO BRAND NEW H5 MISMANAGEMENT 2025-26

Grand Master	Grizzly
Joint Masters	Contessa Coupla Weeks Wee Willie Winkie
On Sec	Sir Eve
Hash Cash	Gingernuts Grassroots
Hash Lips	Organ Grinder Stunned Mullet
Hash Hops	In The Raw
Trailmaster	Prickit
Hash Flash	Sonar
Hash Horn	Eveready
Hashet Managers	Viagra Next Week

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