Volume 44, Issue 41 | March 18, 2026

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RECEDING HARELINE

Run No.	Date	Hare Apparent	On On
2380	2 March	Lone Arranger	Gorringes Beach (Mortimer Bay)
2381	9 March	Wrectum & Offal	Foreshore Reserve, Claremont
2382	16 March	HighnessEager	Knocklofty Reserve, South Hobart
2383	23 March	GovernorHonkers	Seven Mile Beach

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UP AND CUMMING

• 28 February | Hobart Full Moon Crescent Moon @ Lake Crescent
• 21 March | Bream Creek Show combined clubs Hash Trail
• 8-10 May 2026 | Interhash 2026 | Yogyakarta, Indonesia

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RUN 2378 REPORT

Did you know:
Halls Saddle, in Ridgeway Reserve near the junction between Huon and Pinnacle roads, is the City of Hobart’s proposed site for a visitor information and transport hub to bus visitors up and down the mountain. With numbers to Tasmania’s most visited natural attraction expected to go from 500,000 to 700,000 by 2029.

Another big turnout with about 40 Hashers turning up for Organ Grinders Run. This was about double of what we had last week. Parking did seem to be at a premium with a bit of shuffling, everyone eventually fit in.

The Free-Produce stall it was Bad News‘s chilli’s this week. Some Hashers were checking out the trail maps of the area prior to us setting off.

Once we were all settled and had paid up, Organ Grinder gave his briefing on the trail. The walk would be 4km (3.8km) and the run would be 8km (yes) a quick 5km downhill with a 3km return (groan). We were then sent off down the Pipeline Track.

So many Hashers heading off on the trail, it was like 2 groups

Organ Grinders estimates of the trail proved to be very accurate (If you followed the directions).

The walkers first turn to the right, actually headed back up the hill. A few of the fast walkers with their heads down, missed the arrow on the left and proceeded downhill further on the runners return trail.

Although we were under the Mountain and most of the trail was in shadow, the temperature was still quite warm and there was some great views.

More views and a gentle walk back in to the bbq site along Chimney Pot Hill Road.

Some of the Hashers that did a bit extra.

A good spread of food and a good locations for the bbq and the on on.

Once everyone had eaten, Organ Grinder and Stunned Mullet got stuck in to the Lip Session.

It was a good trail, a different direction than we usually go from here. Nice for the walkers, a bit more harsh for the runners.

2 Badges given out, 175 for Wee Willie Winkie and 1950 for Sir Eve.

On On to the Car Park at the end of Tolosa Road, Glenorchy for DNR‘s Mardis Gras themed run.

On! On!
Sir Eve

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SKOLS – Organ Grinder & Stunned Mullet

• Organ Grinder – The Hare, Not enough hills. Cruisy walk On-In. Some walkers got lost.
• Country Members – Stunned Mullet, Dishlicker, Snack Bar, Wee Bev, Tic Toc, Cracker
• Wee Willie Winkie – 175 Runs.
• Sir Eve – 1950 Runs.
• Cant Stop & Arse Cutter – Good couple of weekends away, Last weekend Cant Stop tore his fly screen and Arse Cutter was incoherent
• Lord Limp – went for a 3.5km warmup run tonight, couldn’t find a dump site
• Snack Bar -back from the run, did a few extra Km’s. Missed a turn
• Prawn Star & Shit Creek – So hungry tonight, both were cooking with cryo-vac packs attached.
• Tic Toc – only Run the Bridge Racist to turn up tonight

Skols from the floor

• Arse Cutter – how can he be out-drunk by Cant Stop
• Growler & Stunned Mullet – recent Birthday Skolls

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HASH FLASH

Link to all photos for Run 2378 – Halls Saddle, Ridgeway

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FUNNIES (True Stories)

Farmer Brown and his wife were working in the field one day around dusk. As they were heading back to the house they saw a bunch of strange lights way out in the field. Upon arriving, Farmer Brown and his wife saw a spaceship landing. They were approached by two aliens. The aliens said they were researching human sex life and wanted to know if they could partner switch. After talking it over Farmer Brown and his wife agreed. The next morning the aliens left.
Farmer Brown was dying to ask his wife what happened. Finally, he couldn’t stand it any more and broke down and asked her what happened.
She replied that it was the best sex she’d ever had!!
“Why?” asked Farmer Brown.
“Well, when he took off his pants it was only an inch long and as big around as my little finger, but then he reached up and turned his left ear and it grew to 16 inches. Then he turned his right ear and it got as big around as a sausage.”
Farmer Brown said, “Shit, no wonder that bitch was trying to rip my fucking ears off!!!”

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A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a facelift. The surgeon told her about a new procedure called “The Knob,” in which a small knob is placed on the back of a woman’s head and can be turned to tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a brand new face lift. Of course, the woman wanted “The Knob.”
Over the years, the woman tightened the knob, and the effects were wonderful—the woman remained young-looking and vibrant.
After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems.
“All these years, everything has been working just fine. I’ve had to turn the knob many times and I’ve always loved the results. But now I’ve developed two annoying problems: First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won’t get rid of them.”
The doctor looked at her closely and said, “Those aren’t bags. Those are your breasts.”
She said, “Well, I guess there’s no point in asking about the goatee.”

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A beautiful young woman walks into a dentist’s office for some major work on her teeth. Sitting in the waiting room for a while, she is finally told the doctor will see her. She enters a small room and sits down in the chair and awaits the arrival of the dentist. After a few minutes or so the doctor comes and sits down to take a look. He asks the young woman to open her mouth so that he can take a look.
To his surprise he notices that almost every tooth in her mouth is chipped, broken, and some are completely missing except for the roots. Even her tongue looks as if it has been beaten.
She then asks the doctor what the problem could be, and he answers, “Well, Lois Lane…”

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NOT SO BRAND NEW H5 MISMANAGEMENT 2025-26

Grand Master	Grizzly
Joint Masters	Contessa Coupla Weeks Wee Willie Winkie
On Sec	Sir Eve
Hash Cash	Gingernuts Grassroots
Hash Lips	Organ Grinder Stunned Mullet
Hash Hops	In The Raw
Trailmaster	Prickit
Hash Flash	Sonar
Hash Horn	Eveready
Hashet Managers	Viagra Next Week

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