Volume 44, Issue 40 | March 11, 2026

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RECEDING HARELINE

Run No.	Date	Hare Apparent	On On
2379	23 February	DNR	Tolosa Park, Glenorchy (Mardi Gras Theme)
2380	2 March	Lone Arranger	Gorringes Beach (Mortimer Bay)
2381	9 March	Rectum & Offal	Foreshore Reserve, Claremont
2382	16 March	Higness Eager	Knocklofty Reserve, South Hobart

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UP AND CUMMING

• 21 March | Bream Creek Show combined clubs Hash Trail
• 8-10 May 2026 | Interhash 2026 | Yogyakarta, Indonesia

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RUN 2377 REPORT

Did you know:
Valentine’s Day, also called Saint Valentine’s Day or the Feast of Saint Valentine, is celebrated annually on February 14. It originated as a Christian feast day honoring a martyr named Valentine, and through later folk traditions it has also become a significant cultural, religious and commercial celebration of romance and love in many regions of the world

Well the 2nd Public Holiday Run in 3 weeks gave us better numbers. Australia Day weekend at Lauderdale saw 17 Hashers, Hobart Regatta day saw 23, a vast improvement.

Triple K had got in early and set the run in the morning before it got too hot. It was warm during the day, but as run time approached there was definitely some dark thunderheads about.

But as GM Grizzly would always bellow “It never rains on a Hash Run” and it didn’t.

After the Free-Produce stall of Rhubarb, Lemons and courgetes were acquired, We were given our instructions to go out to the road to the Runners Walkers trail split.

At the end of Ford Road, the runners went right to a leisurely loop on the Jordan River path around the Ovals and back along Glen Lea Road to catch up with the walkers trail.

The walkers went left and in to St Matthew Catholic Church grounds and through the cemetery. Rigormortis felt a little less stiff than most of the occupants here.

Along Jordan Downs Drive, River Court and a pathway taking us on to Jubilee Avenue. A False Trail towards the end brought us back to Creed Court and a another pathway down to the Jordan River Trail. From here is was basically On Home along the trail and back up Ford Road to the Park.

The Run was 6.75km and the walk was 3.77 km

Once everyone had eaten, Organ Grinder got stuck in to the Lip Session.

It was a good trail by Triple K and we only had one Country Member.

Most hashers ended up with a down down

Don’t let truth get in the way of a story.

On On to Halls Saddle (Chimney Pot Hill Reserve) at Fern Tree/Ridgeway with a nice flat run by Organ Grinder.

On! On!
Sir Eve

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SKOLS – Organ Grinder

• Triple K – The Hare, Not dead yet, Lovely trail. Too many hills.
• Country Members – Big Mac the one and only
• Big Mac & Bees Dick – Bees Dick missed the entrance twice, tried to wait til 6.30pm to get out of paying.
• MoP – Navigation Award, Went to Rigormortis‘s place to get a lift. Missed a turn off.
• Lord Limp -Old style Tasmanian Cans Brewery at 5%. Said this will make Just Kidding look better
• Just Kidding – Got excited about the train on the trail. Her Mother used to work on the trains.
• Top Dek – New set of wheels, new VW campervan. Checklist stuck on the windscreen.

Skols from the floor

• Big Mac – dropped his phone. Photos of the Grand Canyon
• Mr Bean– So tall he is on a separate plane of existence, walking on a lean
• Viagra – away at Party in the Paddock. left a welcome packet on DNR’s pillow (Sunscreen, lube, Condom and instructions) it was a bit chewy and not mint flavored
• Governor Honkers– Has a $250,000 car and can’t drive it. It about priorities and some dropped balls (joints)
• Highness Eager – went to Walls of Jerusalem pilgrimage for 12th time (her mates ahes)
• MoP – left the trail to go talk to her Mother (at the cemetery)
• Shit Creek – on the trail tonight, wants to get a Hash TShirt with his name on it. Not sure of size, tape measure not big enough.
• Big Mac – presented with the FRB vest by Marquis Thrillseeker

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HASH FLASH

Link to all photos for Run 2377 – Memorial Park, Pontville

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FUNNIES (True Stories)

Q. What do toilets, a clitoris, and an anniversary have in common?
A. Men miss them all.

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A young man had been dating his girlfriend for over a year, and so they decided to get married. His parents, family and friends helped him in every way. There was only one thing bothering him, very much indeed, and that one thing was his fiancée’s younger sister. She was twenty years of age, wore tight miniskirts and low-cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near him and he had many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day, little sister called and asked him to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when he got there. She whispered to him that soon he was to be married, but she had feelings and desires for him that she couldn’t overcome—and didn’t really want to overcome. She told him that she wanted to make love to him just once before he got married and committed his life to her sister. He was in total shock and couldn’t say a word.

She said, “I’m going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me.”

He was stunned. He was frozen in shock as he watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at him. He stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. He opened the door and stepped out of the house. He walked straight towards his car. His future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged him and said,

“We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn’t ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.”

The moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car.

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Three generations of prostitutes are discussing current financial conditions of their industry. The youngest one says, “I can’t believe I only get $20 for a blow job.”

Her mother says, “Girl, when I was your age I could barely get $5 for a blow job.”

Grandma says, “When I was your age, we would give blow jobs for free just to have something warm in our stomach.”

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NOT SO BRAND NEW H5 MISMANAGEMENT 2025-26

Grand Master	Grizzly
Joint Masters	Contessa Coupla Weeks Wee Willie Winkie
On Sec	Sir Eve
Hash Cash	Gingernuts Grassroots
Hash Lips	Organ Grinder Stunned Mullet
Hash Hops	In The Raw
Trailmaster	Prickit
Hash Flash	Sonar
Hash Horn	Eveready
Hashet Managers	Viagra Next Week

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