Volume 44, Issue 39 | February 2, 2026

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RECEDING HARELINE

Run No.	Date	Hare Apparent	On On
2378	16 February	Organ Grinder	Chimney Pot Hill Reserve
2379	23 February	DNR	Tolosa Park, Glenorchy (Mardi Gras Theme)
2380	2 March	Lone Arranger	TBA
2381	9 March	Rectum & Offal	TBA

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UP AND CUMMING

• 21 March | Bream Creek Show combined clubs Hash Trail
• 8-10 May 2026 | Interhash 2026 | Yogyakarta, Indonesia

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RUN 2376 REPORT

Did you know:
Long Beach is the home of the recently held Sandy Bay Regatta which is  one of the longest running regattas in the world, having commenced in 1848. Like many regattas, it came from working sea-farers testing their skills against their mates. So sports like sailing and rowing became the main draw-cards for the public.
Nowadays the Sandy Bay Regatta has evolved into one of Hobart’s major celebrations of community and nationhood, proudly hosting the City of Hobart Citizenship Ceremony as part of the Regatta each year.

It is amazing the difference a week can make in Hash. Last week with 17, this week with over double that number. What might have been traditionally a bit down on numbers after the Full Moon High Noon due to lack of sleep and liver damage didn’t eventuate.

Everyone was raring to go with the Virgin Hare Shit Creek also letting us know that there would be a piss stop. Oh Joy, said my liver (not). We were sent off to the point and the path by the pavilion.

The pathway was a bit of a squeeze, which saw Highness Eager in her efforts to pass the slower walkers achieve a face-plant. She blamed a root. Really!!

From here it was a pleasant walk along the beach.

Eventually we headed of the beach to a pathway and up some small steps to Sandy Bay Road.

Then we went down Nutgrove Ave and Beachworth Rd. This was getting dangerously close to where we started from.

An obviously unfazed hare had us back into Hawthorn Ave and some steeper stairs again to Sandy Bay Rd. This is where the evilness of the Hare appeared and we went up to the top of Fisher Avenue. It was a long climb an d I heard many a mutter as we went up.

A Laneway to Coolabah Rd, Churchill Rd and the Piss Stop at the Battery Lookout.

The weather had certainly been good to us as we imbibed the ready made cocktails and snack. Well Done! I could see some of Rigormortis‘s influence here.

From the Piss Stop it was down through the Battery Park to Blinky Bill Point Reserve and back around the waterfront to the On Home.

A well set and well thought out trail that wasn’t too long.

The proxy Lip (Prawn Star) set up and we were away for the Circle.

There was so many Country Members in the Circle, they nearly outnumbered the rest of us. There was also a lot of Lost Property from the High Noon Run at Waddamana.

On On to Pontville and Triple K’s Run at the Memorial Park at Ford Rd.

On! On!
Sir Eve

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SKOLS – proxy Prawn Star

• Shit Creek – The Hare, Well marked and an excellent virgin trail
• Country Members – Arse Bandit, W3, Bad News, Offal, Growler, Incumming, Darth Farter, Tinky Winky, Cracker, Mr Bean, Miss Bling, Ginger Nuts, Steptoe, MoP, Cant Stop, Prickit Wee Bev, Pole Dancer, e-Route, Twice Cumming.
• Tic Toc – 175 Runs
• Sonar – Ignored the “No Parking” sings last week, This week parked in a “Disabled” spot.
• Tic Toc – prior to the trail, was talking about whether should would prefer to Moon or a Fling
• Cant Stop – flashing around his new watch, couldn’t get it to pay for the run
• Pole Dancer – finally back running, but as a “postie” every Dog barked at him
• Shit Creek – gave the Cash a receipt of $149 for a “Pleasure Seeker 3000” instead of the one for the bread etc
• Ted Bullpit – a double skoll for the emergency trip to WA instead of setting last weeks run

Skols from the floor

• Spoof– “Hat” lost property, dropped on trail at weekend
• Luv Shack– “Hat” – left at Waddamana
• Arse Bandit – “Cup” – left at Waddamana
• Darth Farter– On wanker phone in the Circle
• Mr Bean – Tarp left in house 1 at Waddamana
• Growler – “Plate” – left at last weeks Lauderdale run
• Highness Eager – became lowness Eager when she tripped on a root and fell down on the run
• Lord Limp – $800 tent, never been used before, now in the skip bin at work
• In the Raw – pissed in Lord Limps glass
• Offal – someone had to use a Granny blanket after he took their jacket
• Marquis Thrillseeker – presented the FRM vest by Snack Bar.

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HASH FLASH

Link to all photos for Run 2376 – Long Point, Sandy Bay

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FUNNIES (True Stories)

A man is dating three women and wants to decide which one to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what she does with the money.

The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, purchases new makeup and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.

The man was impressed.

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.

Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.

Obviously, the man was impressed.

The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money, and then he married the one with the biggest boobs.

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Two parents take their son on a vacation and go to a nude beach. The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes and plays in the water. The son comes running up to his mom and says, “Mommy, I saw ladies with boobies a lot bigger than yours!”

The mom says, “The bigger they are, the dumber they are.”

So he goes back to play. Minutes later he runs back and says, “Mommy, I saw men with penises a lot bigger than Daddy’s!”

The mom says, “The bigger they are, the dumber they are.”

So he goes back to play. Several minutes later he comes running back and says, “Mommy, I just saw Daddy talking to the dumbest lady I’ve ever seen and the more he talked, the dumber he got!”

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A man gets sent to prison and, as soon as he walks in, his huge, buff cellmate says to him, “We’re going to play house. Do you want to be the mommy or the daddy?”

After thinking about it for a minute the man slowly answers, “Well, if I have to choose, I guess I’ll be the daddy.”

“OK,” his cellmate says, “then get over here and suck mommy’s dick.”

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NOT SO BRAND NEW H5 MISMANAGEMENT 2025-26

Grand Master	Grizzly
Joint Masters	Contessa Coupla Weeks Wee Willie Winkie
On Sec	Sir Eve
Hash Cash	Gingernuts Grassroots
Hash Lips	Organ Grinder Stunned Mullet
Hash Hops	In The Raw
Trailmaster	Prickit
Hash Flash	Sonar
Hash Horn	Eveready
Hashet Managers	Viagra Next Week

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