Volume 44, Issue 37 | January 21, 2026

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RECEDING HARELINE

Run No.	Date	Hare Apparent	On On
2376	2 February	Shit Creek	Long Beach Sandy Bay (Behind Seagrass)
2377	9 February	Triple K	Ford Rd., Pontville
2378	16 February	Organ Grinder	Chimney Pot Hill Reserve
2370	23 February	DNR	TBA

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UP AND CUMMING

• 31 January 2026 | Hobart Full Moon High Noon | Waddamana
• 8-10 May 2026 | Interhash 2026 | Yogyakarta, Indonesia

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RUN 2374 REPORT

Did you know: Richmond’s most famous landmark is the Richmond Bridge, built in 1823 to 1825, around the time of the town’s first settlement. It is Australia’s oldest bridge still in use. St John’s Catholic church was built in 1836, and is considered the oldest Roman Catholic church in Australia. St Luke’s Church was built in 1834–1836 and is the oldest Anglican Church in Australia. The clock mounted in the church tower chimes the hour is manually wound by a group of volunteers. The clock was previously from St David’s Church in Hobart, which was demolished to build St David’s Cathedral.

Well that is Hash dedication for you. Big Bang (who turned 79 the day before) still turned up and set the run despite testing positive for COVID. The Richmond Park Estate is a lovely area to run from and I am glad that we still have access to this wonderful property. It is not even that far from town.

It was good to see some returning faces, especially Jim Beam who after spending some time in W.A. has returned to us. Hopefully we will see her a little more regularly.

Once we were all settled, a masked Big Bang advised that there was a Run, a walk and a NDIS shortcut for no hills. There was only to be gates and they were to be left shut. However Ratu Steady Eddie had put one fence climb through in for his own amusement. Big Bang then said he was going home after we headed off as his wife also had covid and was in a worse state.

Off up the hill we went, to a little right of the shed on the hill was the walker/runner split. The runners heading further up the hill passing the person in protective gear working on about a dozen hives.

It is a bit difficult to describe the trail without many landmarks, but the maps of the run and the walk trails are shown below. Suffice to say the weather was being very kind to us and so was Big Bang in the trail setting.

As this is a working Farm, Governor Honkers did attempt to instruct the sheep where they should be going. Sheep of course just looked and thought “Who is this idiot!”

It has been known in the past for the Hashers to be coming home in the dark with a walk of 7.5km and a run of 11km. So I was glad we didn’t have one of those.

Apparently since Vivian PF has been resting at Next Weeks residence, it has picked up some ant passengers.

I would have thought that Prawn Star would have learnt from last weeks run when he complained of grass seeds in his socks.

It was then time for the Lip Session with Organ Grinder and Stunned Mullet once again taking charge.

During the Lip session there was a little bit of an interruption with DNR being accosted by a bee that became tangled in her hair. It was eventually located, then relocated elsewhere.

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Unfortunately no photo of Just Kidding drinking from her new shoe, but there was a picture of her foot. Another point of note, was a very quiet Stunned Mullet that didn’t own up at this stage, that he also was wearing new shoes. Shame!

On On to Lauderdale and Ted Bullpit‘s Run at Bayview Park. If it is good weather, an after run/walk swim might be on the cards.
Driving instructions
1) Go down Bayview Rd Lauderdale
2) Follow the right bend near the beach
3) the Park is about 300m along on the left

On! On!
Sir Eve

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SKOLS – Organ Grinder and Stunned Mullet

• Ratu Steady Eddie & Incumming- Proxy Hares, 1st Km and runners faced a spacesuited guy with active bee hives
• Country Members – Incumming, Jim Beam, Stunned Mullet, Love Shack, Smallgoods, Fringe Benefits, Bad News and Wee Willie Winkie
• Ratu Steady Eddie – birthday a couple of weeks ago and didn’t want to be photographed with the oldies (Just Kidding)
• Just Kidding – New Shows (blisters starting to disappear from Bruny)
• Snack Bar – at the start of the run, had a snake chat. Doesn’t like big black ones, never going to Jamaica.
• Half a Bees Dick – arrive 2 minutes early, but parked up the hill. Too low slung.
• Governor Honkers – tried directing sheep around a tree, very badly

Skols from the floor

• Bad News & W3– newly minted Grand Parents to Jemima
• DNR – altercation with wildlife award – bee in hair
• Next Week – carting an ants nest around in the trailer, some chairs covered
• Grizzly – Shaggers Back or Wankers Tummy!!!
• Snack Bar – presented with the FRB vest
• Sonar – wanted to be in the front the whole time, no run photos
• Half Bees Dick and Lord Limp – disgraceful behavior on trail, were racing each other to the finish (Lord Limp lost)
• Incumming – birthday proxy skoll for Big Bang who was 79 yesterday
• Sonar – running together with Snack Bar, could not open one gate

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HASH FLASH

Link to all photos for Run 2374 – Richmond Park Estate

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FUNNIES (True Stories)

Washing a car is very much like making love to a beautiful woman.

You’ve got to caress the bodywork, breathe softly and gently, and give every inch of it your loving attention. And make sure you’ve got a nice wet sponge.

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When Cant Stop first noticed his penis was growing longer and staying erect longer he was delighted, as was Prickit. After several weeks his penis had grown to twenty inches. Cant Stop became quite concerned as he was having problems dressing and even walking. So he and Prickit went to see a prominent urologist. After an initial examination the doctor explained to the couple that, though rare, Cant Stop’s condition could be fixed through corrective surgery.

“How long will Cant Stop be on crutches?” Prickit asked anxiously.

“Crutches? Why would he need crutches?” responded the doctor.

“Well,” said Prickit coldly, “you are going to lengthen his legs, aren’t you?”

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A farmer and his wife were lying in bed one evening. She was knitting and he was reading the latest issue of Animal Husbandry. He looked up from the page and said to her, “Did you know that humans are the only species in which the female achieves orgasm?”

She looked at him wistfully, smiled and replied, “Oh, yeah? Prove it.”

He frowned for a moment, then said, “Okay.” He got up and walked out, leaving his wife with a confused look on her face.

About a half hour later, he returned all tired and sweaty and proclaimed, “Well, I’m sure the cow and sheep didn’t orgasm, but the way that pig is always squealing, how can I tell?”

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NOT SO BRAND NEW H5 MISMANAGEMENT 2025-26

Grand Master	Grizzly
Joint Masters	Contessa Coupla Weeks Wee Willie Winkie
On Sec	Sir Eve
Hash Cash	Gingernuts Grassroots
Hash Lips	Organ Grinder Stunned Mullet
Hash Hops	In The Raw
Trailmaster	Prickit
Hash Flash	Sonar
Hash Horn	Eveready
Hashet Managers	Viagra Next Week

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