Volume 44, Issue 36 | January 14, 2026

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RECEDING HARELINE

Run No.	Date	Hare Apparent	On On
2375	26 January	Ted Bullpit	Bayview Park, Lauderdale
2376	2 February	Shit Creek	Long Beach Sandy Bay (Behind Seagrass)
2377	9 February	Triple K	Ford Rd., Pontville
2378	16 February	Organ Grinder	Chimney Pot Hill Reserve

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UP AND CUMMING

• 31 January 2026 | Hobart Full Moon High Noon | Waddamana
• 8-10 May 2026 | Interhash 2026 | Yogyakarta, Indonesia

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RUN 2373 REPORT

Did you know: The margarita’s exact origin is debated, but it likely emerged in Mexico in the 1930s or 1940s, with several popular claims pointing to bartenders in Tijuana. These stories often involve variations of tequila, lime, and orange liqueur, named for a woman or a flower (Margarita means Daisy in Spanish). An easy way to remember how to mix a classic margarita is to memorize the ratio 3-2-1: three parts tequila, two parts good triple sec (like Luxardo Triplum, Cointreau, or Combier), and one part lime juice. Serve it on the rocks with salt on the rim of the glass.

For those in the “Know”, that is Hashers who have done a Rigormortis home run before would understand the effort that is made. As usual we were all welcomed as we arrived and the weather was being kind with the sunlight streaming in to the back yard.

A couple of Hashers had an early dip, Lord Limp and Prawn Star. Prawn Star was a little worried he might chafe, so he stripped prior to the plunge.

Apparently H4 are reviewing their run fees, so Rectum decided to join us tonight with his nearby neighbor Offal.

Once Run Time had arrive Rigormortis announced the Trails, 3. A Runners out and to the Left, Walkers and NDIS to the Right (No Mention of a Piss Stop). As is a bit typical, those runners that don’t listen, went right, only to turn around after about 20 meters.

Down to the highway and through the underpass. The Walkers and NDIS split here. The Trail looped about a bit with a few FT’s as can be seen on the 2 maps below.

Eventually coming back under the Highway with a walkway near Abbotsfield Park that In the Raw did not know about. In the Raw made sure everyone knew about it though as he yelled at them coming through the tunnel.

Around the Oval and back along Adelphi Rd, before cutting through some paddocks and a ditch crossing.

What awaited us was a well stocked Piss Stop. Rum and Coke, Margarita, Coconut Rum and Lemonade, and a Punch/Sangria I think. All were Delish. There was also some nibbles too. White chocolate popcorn and others.

Eventually nearly all was drunk and it was on home to fire up the bbq etc.

The above maps indicate the run and walk routes with the distances approximately.

It was then time to enjoy the pool and cool off. As can be seen, true hashers can swim and drink at the same time.

It was then time for the Lip Session with Organ Grinder once again taking charge.

Five Milestones this evening with the GM Grizzly being very careful with the cream. Cant Stop however felt that In the Raw needed a little more.

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As usual Rigormortis did an outstanding job of the trail and festivities. I am sure Shit Creek was paying attention, as he will be setting a trail in a few weeks too.

On On to the Big Bang‘s Birthday Bash at Richmond Park Estate, Richmond.
Driving instructions
1) go over the Richmond Bridge and keep going along Wellington St,
2) turn right into Morgan Street,
3) Turn Left in to the Farm gates.
4) drive slowly on the gravel drive through to the shearing sheds.
Please keep the dust to a minimum.
Hopefully it is again good weather.

On! On!
Sir Eve

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SKOLS – Organ Grinder

• Rigormortis- Great trail, excellent Piss Stop as usual, In the Raw in the tunnel.
• Country Members – Rectum, Offal, MoP, Lord Limp, Contessa Coupla Weeks, Fish Fingers
• Milestones –
  Ginger Nuts – 75 Runs
  In the Raw – 600 Runs
  Cracker – 750 Runs
  Grizzly – 800 Runs
  Contessa Coupla Weeks – 1200 Runs
• Grizzly – Phone thief (took Shit Creeks Phone) was after goat pics and nudes
• MoP – Mystery piece of clothing missing after swim, was in her bag
• Prawn Star – went for a swim straight away, worried about chafing on the run. took gear off at side of the pool.
• Sonar – Lack of photos at last weeks Lip session.
• Racists on the weekend – Tic Toc, Just Kidding, Highness Eager

Skols from the floor

• Top Dek– volunteered marshalling at the Cadbury Marathon
• Shit Creek – OHS, put the hanging duck hints on the low carport beam
• In the Raw – Didn’t duck enough
• Rectum – Economic H4 refugee, they are putting fees up
• Mr Bean – arrived on electric BMW motorcycle.
• Steptoe, Just Kidding – Birthdays
• Grizzly – Impersonator with wheelie bin photographed in Glenorchy
• Offal – Bringer of offal to BBQ’s, only brought 1 kidney (tight arse)
• Lord Limp – lost property skoll in his New Shoes.

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HASH FLASH

Link to all photos for Run 2373 – Colston St., Claremont

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FUNNIES (True Stories)

Q: How do you know when you’re really ugly?
A: Dogs hump your leg with their eyes closed.

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One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden, a bumble bee entered the bedroom window. As the young lady parted her legs the bee entered her pussy.
The woman started screaming, “Oh my god, help me, there’s a bee in my pussy!”
The husband immediately took her to the local doctor and explained the situation.
The doctor thought for a moment and said, “Hmm, tricky situation. But I have a solution to the problem if the young man would permit.”
The husband being very concerned agreed that the doctor could use whatever method to get the bee out. The doctor said, “OK, what I’m going to do is rub some honey over the top of my penis and insert it into your wife. When I feel the bee getting closer to the tip I shall withdraw it and the bee should hopefully follow it out.”
The husband nodded and gave his approval. The young lady said, “Yes, yes, whatever, just get on with it.”
So the doctor, after covering the tip of his penis with honey, slipped it into young lady. After a few gentle strokes, the doctor said, “I don’t think the bee has noticed the honey yet. Perhaps I should go a bit deeper.” So the doctor went deeper and deeper.
After a while the doctor began shafting the young lady very hard indeed.
The young lady began to quiver with excitement. She began to moan and groan aloud, “Oh, Doctor, Doctor!” she shouted.
The doctor, concentrating very hard, looked like he was enjoying himself. He then put his hands on the young lady’s breasts and started making loud noises.
At this point the husband suddenly became very annoyed and shouted, “Now wait a minute. What the hell do you think you’re doing?!”
The doctor, still concentrating, replied, “Change of plan, I’m going to drown the bastard!!”

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A man was on the witness stand and the lawyer asked him, “What was my client doing that night?”
The witness said, “He was fucking!!!”
The judge told the witness, “You can’t say fuck in court.”
So the lawyer asked the man again, “What was my client doing on that night?”
“He was fucking!!!!”
The judge said to him again, “Listen, if you say fuck again, I am going to hold you for 30 days for contempt of court.”
So the lawyer rephrased his question and said, “Could you describe what my client was doing on that night?”
The man thought for a moment and said this:
“His pants were down to his knees,
His ass was swinging in the breeze,
His you know what was in you know where,
And if that isn’t fucking, you can give me the chair.”

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NOT SO BRAND NEW H5 MISMANAGEMENT 2025-26

Grand Master	Grizzly
Joint Masters	Contessa Coupla Weeks Wee Willie Winkie
On Sec	Sir Eve
Hash Cash	Gingernuts Grassroots
Hash Lips	Organ Grinder Stunned Mullet
Hash Hops	In The Raw
Trailmaster	Prickit
Hash Flash	Sonar
Hash Horn	Eveready
Hashet Managers	Viagra Next Week

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