Volume 44, Issue 34 | December 31, 2025

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RECEDING HARELINE

Run No.	Date	Hare Apparent	On On
2373	12 January	Rigormortis	33 Colston St Claremont
2374	19 January	Big Bang	Richmond Park Estate (near Shearing Sheds)
2375	26 January	Ted Bullpit	Bayview Park, Lauderdale
2376	2 February	Shit Creek	Long Beach Sandy Bay (Behind Seagrass)

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UP AND CUMMING

• 31 January 2026 | Hobart Full Moon High Noon | Waddamana
• 8-10 May 2026 | Interhash 2026 | Yogyakarta, Indonesia

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RUN 2370 REPORT

Did you know: The name Taroona is derived from the Mouheneener word for chiton, a marine mollusc found on rocks in the intertidal regions of Taroona Beach. Mouheneener shell middens can be found scattered all along Taroona’s foreshores.

After last weeks run announcement by Prickit, nothing was further from the truth about the weather. It wasn’t blowing, it wasn’t cold, it wasn’t wet and it was an unusually large pack that had assembled.

With several Hashers coming out of the woodwork and a few visitors we were ready to Hash in what had been a warm 25 degrees.

What better way to work of the Turkey and Ham than have a Hash Run.

Eventually the time had ticked down to 6.31 and Prickit directed us onwards around Crayfish Point with some hints about the trail.

The foreshore walk was picturesque with the distant glimpse of some of the Sydney to Hobart yachts trying to find enough breeze to get up the river to the finish.

We had James and his Mum with us for a while, before Mum complained of her fitness level and asked us to look after James on the walk. He had a good pace for a little tacker.

So around the foreshore we went before looping back through some pathways to the park above where we started, then up to Channel Highway and along to Baringa Rd.

A Mighty Boy and a Sausage Truck!

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There were some nasty FT’s and Loops around here, Cant Stop should be ashamed (he’s probably sniggering). It was down to the foreshore path and back home along the beach. Just Kidding took the opportunity to cool down by having a swim.

Eventually after all the food was consumed, we started into the Lip Session.

The Lip Session was done by Organ Grinder and it was a good one, in saying that it went for nearly 30 minutes.

On On to the Waverley Flora Park, end of Quarry Rd entrance, Mornington on Monday with the run by Top Dek .

On! On!
Sir Eve

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SKOLS – Organ Grinder

• Prickit & Cant Stop- Can’t Stop said he followed all the rules, that’s why the runners hated it.
• Country Members – Dini, Blueprint, DNR and Viagra
• Grizzly apologized for a grave error last week in not recognizing Good News last week from Edinburgh via Sydney Hash
• Visitors – Good News, No Balls (Adelaide) and Babbling (Newcastle)
• Milestone – DNR – 175 Runs
• Can’t Stop – Taroona Beach maggot award for the runners Loop and FT’s
• In the Raw – left his Marinated Steak at home in the fridge
• e-Route and Arse Bandit – arriving to hash by dinghy and having Catamaran parked offshore, also skoll too small
• Tic Toc – woke up on Sunday, worse for wear. Got dressed for work, realised it was Sunday, went back to bed in uniform.
• Growler – at PoW last week talking about Jewelry. Pearl Necklace. “I’ve given some of those out.” “No, I’ve received some too.” “What have I said!”

Skols from the floor

• Darth Farter – wanted to stress test small camping chair, rated to 100kg
• Lone Arranger – gave a pavlova slice to Grizzly, “Where’s the fruit!”
• Snack Bar – School Boy antics went to leave early, forgot he had brought Tic Toc.
• Snack Bar – also School boy antics, snapping the bin lid on fingers
• In the Raw – YouTube star, Mick from Wadamana came in Snack Bars living room.
• Blueprint – red undies peeking through his running tights
• Contessa Coupla Weeks – disgruntled member of hash complaining a clothing optional run not counted.
• Stunned Mullet – Invited Blueprint down for festivities, but went in to work for a few hours instead
• W3, Bad News & Good News – Lost Property, Car Keys
• FRB vest awarded to …. Sonar

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HASH FLASH

Link to all photos for Run 2371 – Taroona Beach

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FUNNIES (True Stories)

A guy decides to join the navy. On his first day of service, he gets aquatinted with all the facilities around the ship he will be serving on. The guy asks the sailor showing him around, “What do you guys do around here when you get really horny after months of being out at sea?”

To which the other replies,

“Well, there is a barrel on the upper deck—just pump your cock in the side with the hole.”

Weeks pass, and the new guy is getting real horny and remembers the barrel. He climbs to the upper deck and sees it. He flings his shlong out and starts fucking the barrel. It’s simply the best feeling he has ever experienced—truly a success!

After he’s done, zipped up and merrily walking along, the guy who originally told him about the barrel walks by. “That barrel really was great! I could do it every day!”

To which the other crew member replies, “Yeah, you can do it every day except Thursday.”

Confused, the new guy asks, “Why?”

The other guy replies, “Because its your turn in the barrel on Thursday.”

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A newly married sailor was informed by the Navy that he was going to be stationed a long way from home on a remote island in the Pacific for a year. A few weeks after he got there he began to miss his new wife, so he wrote her a letter. “My love,” he wrote, “we are going to be apart for a very long time. Already I’m starting to miss you and there’s really not much to do here in the evenings. Besides that, we’re constantly surrounded by attractive young native girls. Do you think if I had a hobby of some kind I would not be tempted?”

So his wife sent him back a harmonica saying, “Why don’t you learn to play this?”

Eventually his tour of duty came to an end and he rushed back to his wife. “Darling,” he said, “I can’t wait to get you into bed so that we make passionate love!”

She kissed him and said, “First, let’s see you play that harmonica.”

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Man: My wife’s kinky. She likes sex in her ear.

Friend: Why’s that?

Man: Well every time I try to put it in her mouth she turns her head.

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NOT SO BRAND NEW H5 MISMANAGEMENT 2025-26

Grand Master	Grizzly
Joint Masters	Contessa Coupla Weeks Wee Willie Winkie
On Sec	Sir Eve
Hash Cash	Gingernuts Grassroots
Hash Lips	Organ Grinder Stunned Mullet
Hash Hops	In The Raw
Trailmaster	Prickit
Hash Flash	Sonar
Hash Horn	Eveready
Hashet Managers	Viagra Next Week

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