Volume 44, Issue 34 | December 17, 2025

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RECEDING HARELINE

Run No.	Date	Hare Apparent	On On
2371	29 December	Prickit	Taroona Beach
2372	5 January	Top Dek	End of Quarry Rd Mornington
2373	12 January	Rigormortis	33 Colston St Claremont
2374	19 January	Big Bang	Richmond Park Estate (near Shearing Sheds)

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UP AND CUMMING

• 20 December 2025 | Bike Hash Christmas Grinch Ride |
  10am from Cornelian Bay Car Park
• 25 December | Christmas Day Hash | Legacy Park, Queens Domain 8.30am start
• 31 January 2026 | Hobart Full Moon High Noon | Waddamana
• 8-10 May 2026 | Interhash 2026 | Yogyakarta, Indonesia

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RUN 2369 REPORT

Did you know: Roches Beach was gazetted as a locality in 1958. It was named for an early settler.

The venue for tonight is one we have used several times before, so some Hashers were concerned about a certain Single Hill that might be used today. The temperature was a little low this evening with a fairly steady wind and some dark clouds. When the Sun shone through, the temperature was not too bad. Viagra just happened to have a bottle of Grant’s Whiskey floating around his ute that certainly helped insulate those setting up.

The arrival of the Hare (Half a Bees Dick) also went some way to make sure all was good in the world. He remembered the Bread! Even though it was quite warm and a little squished.

Putting the bread in the trailer whilst we were out on the run helped straighten those slices

Nice to see some returning faces in Stakaman and Spinnaker from the far Northern climes of Queensland, Crackers son Davin (must be due for a naming). Dish Licker also brought along a Hash Virgin Amilee who seemed to be able to run at a good pace. Also Grass Roots grandson Ninja Nuisance.

Eventually it was start time. Half a Bees Dick got us all together. The run was all him, no one else to blame. The walkers will love it, their trail is easy 3.9km. The runners will get some amazing views (groans), may see a herd of goats, a nice on home trail at 6.5km.

We were off passed the Yacht club and along the Foreshore Trail towards Single Hill.

The Runners were off very quickly so missed one of In the Raw‘s famous “Hang on everyone Group Photo”

After about 800 metres the runners and walkers split. The walkers coming down on to the Beach for an easy stroll towards Bambra Reef Point and a blue Poo bag tied in a bow.

From here it was Bambra Rd, Bangalee Street to Hadlow Road, where we crossed over the Tangara Trail in the old Roscommon Estate. Back to Roches Beach Road and the on Home.

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Finally after everyone had returned we were into the Beers, wine, cooked spuds and the Lip session was not far away. At least while we were out, the wind had died down a little.

All in all it was a good Run/walk. There was good drink. We had a good Lip Session and we had a good fire. There comes a time though, when the fire must go out, even is some didn’t want it to.

On On to the Prince of Wales Hotel for our Christmas Run. Don’t forget your secret Santa present or to dress up in Christmas gear for the run.

On! On!
Sir Eve

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SKOLS – Organ Grinder

• Half a Bees Dick- Good Run and walk, mainly separate trails. Did not stay at the venue, so fire was not lit and ready to cook.
• Country Members – Dish licker, Incumming, Stakaman, Spinnaker, 1/4 Pounder, Big Mac and Davin
• Lord Limp – assisted unpacking the BBQ and setting up, could find the tools which were hanging from the bbq
• Ratu Steady Eddie– got a new computer, the old was infected with Porn popups
• Dish licker – recently graduated from the Police Academy, a father figure, couldn’t keep up with others in the CBD patrol. sweating.
• Amilee – Hash Virgin, works with Dish licker
• Half a Bees Dick – took off on the run ahead, found his own False Trails.

Skols from the floor

• Lord Limp and Half a Bees Dick – pretended to struggle behind the Virgin
• Grizzly– on speed, taking up too much space passing Triple K “Could have killed me”
• Fish Fingers– made Bad News‘s day. Who’s his dad? Ratu Steady Eddie
• Spinnaker and Stakaman – New Shows, not skolling, been in Triple K‘s dog shit.
• Shit Creek – only allowed Half a Glass of Wine, so he has half a wine glass
• Triple K – awarded the FRB vest by Next Week, an honour
• 1/4 Pounder and Big Mac – Came in Late, didn’t help setting the trail

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HASH FLASH

Link to all photos for Run 2369 – Roches Beach, Lauderdale

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FUNNIES (True Stories)

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, “Dad, how many kinds of ‘boobies’ are there?”

The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions.”

“Onions?” asked the son.

“Yes, you see them and they make you cry.”

This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter asked, “Mom, how many kinds of penises are there?”

The mother smiles and answers, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases. In his twenties, his penis is like an oak tree, mighty and strong. In his thirties and forties, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it’s like a Christmas tree.”

“A Christmas tree?” queried the daughter.

“Yes, it’s dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only.”

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After the annual office Christmas party, John woke up with a pounding headache, cottonmouthed, and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After a trip to the bathroom he was able to make his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him.

“Louise,” he moaned, “tell me what went on last night. Was it as bad as I think?”

“Even worse,” she assured him in her most scornful tone. “You made a complete ass of yourself, succeeded in antagonizing the entire board of directors, and insulted the chairman of the company to his face.”

“He’s an arrogant, self-important prick. Piss on him!” said John.

“You did. All over his suit,” Louise informed him. “And he fired you.”

“Well, screw him,” said John.

“I did. You’re back at work on Monday.”

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Jack is one horny guy. He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a $10 bill. He walks down the street to the local brothel and knocks on the door. The madam opens the door and invites Jack in.

“I’m really horny but I only have a $10 bill. What can you do for me?” Jack asks the madam.

She looks over this fellow and tells him, “Don’t worry, we can take care of you. No problem.”

She leads Jack into a room, and there is a chicken in the corner. Jack thinks about this a second and figures it can’t be that bad. He gives the madam the $10 note, and she closes the door behind her.

Jack undresses and has the time of his life. When he’s done, he can’t remember when he has had such a pleasurable experience.

One week later, and horny again, Jack has saved up $20. Being a satisfied customer he goes back to the same madam and asks what she can do for him for $20.

“Well, for $20 we have a special show,” the madam replies.

She leads him into a different room where there are several other people sitting on benches.

“Sit back and enjoy the show, Jack,” the madam tells him.

Jack gives the money to the madam and takes a seat. Soon after, the lights dim and the blinds open revealing another room on the other side of a two way mirror where two women begin to undress each other.

Jack is very impressed. Clearly these women are unaware anyone is watching as they begin to make love to each other passionately. Apparently there is nothing they won’t do to each other. Jack once again feels like he is getting his money’s worth.

He turns to the person beside him and says, “This is a pretty good show for twenty bucks, eh?!”

The guy turns to Jack and says, “This is nothing…last week we saw a man screw a chicken.”

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NOT SO BRAND NEW H5 MISMANAGEMENT 2025-26

Grand Master	Grizzly
Joint Masters	Contessa Coupla Weeks Wee Willie Winkie
On Sec	Sir Eve
Hash Cash	Gingernuts Grassroots
Hash Lips	Organ Grinder Stunned Mullet
Hash Hops	In The Raw
Trailmaster	Prickit
Hash Flash	Sonar
Hash Horn	Eveready
Hashet Managers	Viagra Next Week

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