Volume 44, Issue 33 | December 10, 2025

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RECEDING HARELINE

Run No.	Date	Hare Apparent	On On
2370	22 December	JM’s	Xmas Run – Prince of Wales, Battery Point
2371	29 December	Prickit	Taroona Beach
2372	5 January	Top Dek	TBA
2373	12 January	Rigormortis	33 Colston St Claremont

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UP AND CUMMING

• 20 December 2025 | Bike Hash Christmas Grinch Ride |
  10am from Cornelian Bay Car Park
• 25 December | Christmas Day Hash | Legacy Park, Queens Domain 8.30am start
• 31 January 2026 | Hobart Full Moon High Noon | Waddamana
• 8-10 May 2026 | Interhash 2026 | Yogyakarta, Indonesia

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RUN 2366 REPORT

Did you know: The stretch of land from Droughty Point to Tranmere was historically known as trumanyapayna, in what is recognised as the paredareme region. Tranmere was gazetted as a locality in 1970. It may have been named for a ship which brought livestock from England in 1827.

Well we had been invited to a Hash Run at Luv Shack and Smallgoods abode in Tranmere, first thing I thought was “Lovely Views”. Having been here for only 7 months it was a good area for Hash to visit again. As in the Advert about the “Tranmere Tradewinds” I thought it might be a little breezy, but given the house orientation the rear Patio is well protected and a great area for a BBQ.

As everyone was arriving and paying, we saw the arrival of the 2nd most hated man in Hash arrive. Johnny Fuckacarcus is only about 2 minutes down the road and only had time to neck his beer on the way.

Eventually we were ready to go. Smallgoods stood on the wall and described the trails. The run was 9.5km, the walk 5.5 km (not including FT’s) and the NDIS walkers were to remain for special instructions. Now Smallgoods profession if I recall correctly is a Quantity Surveyor, someone who is great at estimates and stuff. Sure enough when I returned from the walk I had done 5.5km and when Organ Grinder returned from the run, he had also done 9.5km. How accurate is that?

So out the front and up the nearby pathway to Regatta Place , then in to Spinnaker Crescent, an FT, then back along to Oceana Drive. Coming down the hill there were great river views of the 3 anchored ships.

Down to Yachtsmans Way and Starboard Rd to the Clarence Coastal trail. Some runners overshot the turn thinking it was heading towards Droughty Point.

It is strange looking through the photos sometimes, you notice other things. Maybe it was just because it was Eveready’s Birthday today, but her feet did not seem to be on the ground in many of the photos taken.

Back along the Coastal path with several upward FT’s and around Pindos Park to a Split for the NDIS at Tranmere Rd.

Along Tranmere Rd to Cahuna, Carella and Fortuna Streets. Arlunya St and down Skala Rd. Back along Carella St to a faint FT.

Up Tranquil Place to a pathway through to Oceana Drive. A small diversion through a paddock, back to Oceana Drive and the on Home about 800metres away.

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Back at the On On the BBQ was cooking well, it was on the the Lip session and then came out one of my childhood birthday favourite deserts. Not one, but 3 chocolate ripple log cakes. Our hosts had certainly not held back on the hospitality.

On On to the beaches of Lauderdale.

On! On!
Sir Eve

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SKOLS – Organ Grinder

• Luv Shack and Smallgoods- Great Location, Good Runs, Thanks for the deserts.
• Country Members – SBD, Luv Shack, Smallgoods, Fish Fingers
• Silent but Deadly – 25 Runs
• Jack– virgin Hasher (SBD school mate)
• Shit Creek – Forgot his Jersey
• Cant Stop – Lost the Trail (I’m on trail, just haven’t seen any marks for a while)
• In the Raw – Must have too much money, lost his credit cards on the trail
• In the Raw – Stolen Property by Highness Eager from last week (Glass Mug etc)
• Eveready – Birthday today
• Governor Honkers – Birthday tomorrow

Skols from the floor

• DNR – In the Raw won a prize at the Harem 1400th. DNR stole the voucher out of the envelope
• DNR – fucking off to NZ with Fringe Benefits
• Sir Eve – Hairy Shoulder modelling
• Ratu Steady Eddie – leaving a dribble all around the area tonight
• Lone Arranger – Mothers Day present lent (Ryobi battery Lawnmower) let it run down the Hill

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HASH FLASH

Link to all photos for Run 2368 – Oceana Drive, Tranmere

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FUNNIES (True Stories)

A rich man and a poor man were talking about what they got their wives for Christmas. The rich man told the poor man, “I got my wife a diamond ring and a Porsche.”

The poor man asked why.

The rich man said, “If she does not like the ring she can take it back in her Porsche.” The rich man then asks the poor man what he bought for his wife.

The poor man said, “A pair of slippers and a dildo.”

The rich man asked “Why?”

The poor man said, “If she doesn’t like the slippers she can go fuck herself.”

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One morning in December, a happily married couple rises from their night’s rest. The husband rolls over to his beautiful wife and asks how her night was.
She replies, “It was great! I had the best dream in the world.”
Intrigued, the husband urges her to go on.
“Well, I had a dream that I had the most beautifully decorated Christmas tree ever! It was covered with cocks: big ones, long ones, hard ones, smooth ones, every kind of dick you could imagine.”
The husband, now gloating a little asks, “Was mine at the top for the shining star?”
“No, yours was at the bottom with the broken, wrinkly, tiny ones. How was your night, honey?”
Now pissed off, he replies, “Well, my dream was even better than yours! I dreamed that we had a Christmas tree decorated with the most beautiful vaginas ever: tight ones, pink ones, smooth ones, every kind of vagina.”
“Was mine at the top for your shining star?”
Then the husband replies, “No, yours was holding up the fucking tree!”

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A vet is making love to his wife when the phone rings. Being on duty he answers it and the client says, “I’ve got a dog and a bitch humping on my doorstep How can I stop them?”
The vet says, “Put a cell phone next to them and call it.”
The client says, “And will that work?”
The vet says, “It just stopped me!”

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NOT SO BRAND NEW H5 MISMANAGEMENT 2025-26

Grand Master	Grizzly
Joint Masters	Contessa Coupla Weeks Wee Willie Winkie
On Sec	Sir Eve
Hash Cash	Gingernuts Grassroots
Hash Lips	Organ Grinder Stunned Mullet
Hash Hops	In The Raw
Trailmaster	Prickit
Hash Flash	Sonar
Hash Horn	Eveready
Hashet Managers	Viagra Next Week

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