Volume 44, Issue 31 | November 26, 2025
NEXT RUN | 1 December 2025
Run 2367 from Roseneath Park, Main Rd, Austins Ferry
(opposite Pep Pizza)
Hare: Sonar
Cost: $12 Bring your BBQ own food (Bread, drinks condiments supplied)
RECEDING HARELINE
| Run No. | Date | Hare Apparent | On On |
| 2368 | 8 December | Smallgoods & Luv Shack | 964 Oceania Drive Tranmere |
| 2369 | 15 December | Dick Brothers | Drougthy Point – TBA |
| 2370 | 22 December | JM’s | Xmas Run – Devils Brewery @ The Duke |
| 2371 | 29 December | Prickit | Taroona Beach |
KEEPING THE BASTARDS HONEST
Hares in 2025-26. Make sure that your name appears on this list at least once! (Twice if you’re a Co-Hare†)
- Arse Cutter
- Bad News
- Big Bang
- Brazilian
- Can’t Stop
- Contessa Coupla Weeks (2)
- Cracker
- Sir Eve
- Eveready
- Grassroots
- Grizzly
- Growler
- Grass Roots
- In the Raw (2)
- Incumming*
- Highness Eager
- Just Kidding
- Lord Limp
- Organ Grinder*
- Marquis Thrillseeker
- Next Week
- Pole Dancer
- Ratu Steady Eddie*
- Rigor Mortis
- Snack Bar
- Sonar
- Steptoe
- Stunned Mullet*
- Sugar Babe
- Twice Cumming & Jerk Off
- Mr Bean, Miss Bling, Darth Farter & Tinky Winkie
UP AND CUMMING
31 January 2026 | Hobart Full Moon High Noon – Waddamana
8-10 May 2026 | Interhash 2026, Yogyakarta, Indonesia
RUN 2366 REPORT
Did you know: Recent testing has confirmed the presence of the H5 high pathogenicity avian influenza (H5 bird flu) in samples collected from southern elephant seals on Heard Island – a sub-Antarctic Australian external territory. Heard Island is extremely remote, located more than 4000km south-west of Perth and 1700km north of Antarctica in the Southern Ocean.
I can assure Readers that it is ALL LIES, No One from H5 has been to Heard Island and fucked an elephant seal!!! (Now if it had been a goat, maybe)
Again there was good numbers turn up for the run, the only issue was that we were parked quite a long way from the actual site. Good to see everyone give a hand to bring the supplies down. It was too far to lug the BBQ, so we would use the public ones.
Good to see a lot of local country members, such as Swallow, eRoute and Arse Bandit, together with Entrance who was back for the Harem’s 1400th run on Wednesday. Also the return of Bad News and our missing JM Wee Willie Winkie.
A singular Hash Cash (Ginger Nuts) valiantly dealing with tonight money and also taking fees for the Xmas run. Eventually with a lot of country members we were ready to be sent off. The trail was set and there was a split for the runners, the walk being about 4.3km. It goes that way, announced Brazilian and we were off.
Under the highway to an FT along the Whitewater Creek Trail before heading up the pathway to Cottage Rd.
At Browns Rd I saw a little stick gnome in a garden, remnants of the Gnome Run from about 11 weeks earlier. Over the highway bridge and into Firthside. There was a fair bit of familiarity with the Gnome Run.
Heading past Wakeford Ave allowed Lord Limp to duck in and pick up his dog for the rest of the run.
Up to the end of Campbell St and back under the Huon Highway. Runners split of here, with the walkers heading along Foley Rd, then through the reserve to Willowbend Rd.
Willowbend Rd into Malachi Dr and Whitewater Crescent to the Creek Track which we followed back to the On On.
As neither of our Lips would be there, Organ Grinder had organised Clear Fell for the Lip Session, however JM Contessa Coupla Weeks was not aware of that and had also organised Half A Bees Dick to also do the Lip session. 2 Lips are better than one anyway.
It was then on to the Lip Session.
On On to Austins Ferry at the Roseneath Park, opposite Pep Pizza.
On! On!
Sir Eve
SKOLS – Clear Fell & Bees Dick
- Brazilian – a good trail, but a bit familiar, saw some gnomes.
- Country Members – Pole Dancer, Ginger Nuts, W3, Bad News, Entrance, Steptoe, Swallow, 1/4 pounder & Big Mac
- Grizzly & Lone Arranger – Birthday, so LA invited him out to dinner, but he had to cook on the BBQ
- Grizzly– National Fairy Bread Day, Sonar brought him a slice
- Sonar – took Charlotte out for her Birthday, but was really scoping the venues for the Grinch Bike Hash
- Sonar– For the Stadium, but was spotted at the No rally
- Ratu Steady Eddie – Worlds oldest ACDC fan, was in the Mosh Pit, also went to the World Beach Volleyball Champs
- Steptoe, Just Kidding and Shit Creek – also went to see ACDC
- Shit Creek – ended the trail with a little Limp, Rigor Mortis to blame
- In the Raw – Sonars photos in decline, ITR blames Bad News
- In the Raw– Bees Dick had a photo of ITR in a suit on Friday
- Prickit & Cant Stop – Crossed the Oatlands border for Ride Sally, Prickit was 2nd Last
- Top Dek – recycling bag next to bin, Charity collecting cans
- Governor Honkers – Wine Connoisseur, yet drinking from a cask
- Entrance – Alcohol abuse, dropped a cask of wine everywhere
- Marquis Thrillseeker – usually arrives at 6.31pm, arrived at 6.23pm. new car speed button
- Marquis Thrillseeker – New Van has multiple uses, but no review mirror, a camera, can’t use it to check hairdo!
- Sir Eve – parked his white Pedo Van next to the child playground
- Bad News – Drug dealer, bag of hot chilies
Skols from the floor
- In the Raw – Caring individual, individual esky for Grizzly, but only 2 cans in it
- Marquis Thrillseeker – Jerk Off Black Eye Joke
- Sonar – New Shoes, another $30 pair of Hokkas
- Lord Limp – rang Grizzly today and didn’t wish him Happy Birthday
- Shit Creek – awarded FRB vest
HASH FLASH
Link to all photos for Run 2366 – Kingston Hub Park
FUNNIES (True Stories)
Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia. One day, they stumbled into a harem tent filled with over 100 beautiful women. They started getting friendly with the women, when suddenly the sheik came in.
“I am the master of all these women. No one else can touch them except me. You three men must pay for what you have done today. You will be punished in a way corresponding to your profession.” The sheik turns to the first man and asks him what he does for a living.
“I’m a cop,” says the first man.
“Then we will shoot your penis off!” said the sheik. He then turned to the second man and asked him what he did for a living.
“I’m a fireman,” said the second man.
“Then we will burn your penis off!” said the sheik.
Finally, he asked the last man, “And you, what do you do for a living?”
And the third man answered, with a sly grin, “I’m a lollipop salesman!”
A nurse was on duty in the emergency department when a punk rocker entered. The patient had purple hair plus a variety of tattoos and strange clothing. It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she scheduled for immediate surgery. When the patient was completely disrobed on the operating table, the surgeons noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green, and just above it there was a tattoo that read, “Keep off the grass.” After the surgical procedure was completed, the surgeon added a small note to the wound’s dressing that said, “Sorry, had to mow the lawn.”
A wife says to her friend, “Our sex life is great.”
Her friend says, “Do you ever watch your husband’s face when you’re having sex?”
She says, “Once, and I saw rage.”
Her friend says, “Why would he be angry during sex?”
The wife says, “Because he was looking through the window at us.”
NOT SO BRAND NEW H5 MISMANAGEMENT 2025-26
| Grand Master | Grizzly |
| Joint Masters | Contessa Coupla Weeks Wee Willie Winkie |
| On Sec | Sir Eve |
| Hash Cash | Gingernuts Grassroots |
| Hash Lips | Organ Grinder Stunned Mullet |
| Hash Hops | In The Raw |
| Trailmaster | Prickit |
| Hash Flash | Sonar |
| Hash Horn | Eveready |
| Hashet Managers | Viagra Next Week |
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