Volume 44, Issue 30 | November 20, 2025

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RECEDING HARELINE

Run No.	Date	Hare Apparent	On On
2367	1 December	Sonar	Roseneath Park, Austins Ferry (Opposite Pep Pizza)
2368	8 December	Smallgoods & Luv Shack	964 Oceania Drive Tranmere
2369	15 December	Dick Brothers	Drougthy Point – TBA
2370	22 December	JM’s	Xmas Run – Devils Brewery @ The Duke

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UP AND CUMMING
26 November | Hobart Hash Harem 1400th Run @ Queens Head
31 January 2026 | Hobart Full Moon High Noon – Waddamana
8-10 May 2026 | Interhash 2026, Yogyakarta, Indonesia

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RUN 2363 REPORT

Did you know: The reserves are named after Peter Murrell who was appointed as the first director of the Tasmania Parks and Wildlife Service (PWS) when it was established in 1971, to manage Tasmania’s National Parks, World Heritage Areas and over 400 reserves like this one. This Reserve support a high diversity of plant species, including an impressive 37 orchid species – five of which are endemic to Tasmania.

Well this run would prove interesting and there would be some firsts involved. Obviously some of the firsts for some Hashers was actually finding the venue, despite the sigh on the fence, there was no indication of where Vodaphone Call Centre used to be. Some other firsts was Half A Bees Dick bringing his weekend ride along. A very nice Nissan 350Z. Not to be outdone Thrillseeker also came in a Nissan Hybrid Van after having the Delica put out of its misery. We also had a Hash virgin, Shaun/Sean brought along by French Tickler.

Once everyone had arrive, the fire was lit and everyone was paid up, we were ready to go. Jerk Off and Twice Cumming announced that the trail was set with a river crossing. There was a runner loop at the top of the road, the walkers went down the path. The NDIS were to just turn around when they had felt they had done enough. Twice Cumming had set most of the trail under Jerk Off’s directions.

As we walkers headed down the path the trail markings seemed to disappear, just as there was a plausible creek crossing.

So across we went, using the stepping stones. Some Hashers were a bit wobbly here, requiring assistance.

Funnily enough the trail didn’t go here, so it was on back across the creek.

Further down we found the real crossing which was actually quite smaller. Once on the other side we basically went back to almost the start point before heading up a trail that took us along Algona Rd. From here it was basically back to the “Fork in the Road”, but Oooh Look! An Echidna!

After the wildlife visit, we negotiated a very boggy patch, losing the trail again to find it back along the road.

Arriving at the Fork, apparently we were going the Wrong Way, at least that is what the sign said! Down into Ascot Drive with plenty of music blasting out of the Gyms. It was on home from there. A good trail, very forgiving one for those weekend racists. Walk 3.9Km, Run 5.7Km.

Back at the On On the fire was settled for the BBQ Grill, the beers were out and fortunately the mozzies seemed to be keeping away.

It was then on to the Lip Session.

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Don’t forget Harems’ 1400th Run on Wednesday.

On On to Kingston again at the Lower BBQ at the Kingston Community Park.

On! On!
Sir Eve

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SKOLS – Organ Grinder

• Twice Cumming and Jerk Off – The Hares, a well set train under the direction of Jerk Off, a little virgin territory.
• Country Members – Prawn Star, Metro, Prickit, Can’t Stop, Just Kidding, French Tickler & Fish Fingers
• Milestone –
  800 Runs – Next Week
• Hash Virgin– Shaun/Sean (a mechanic)
• Shaun – a very nasty smell, blamed the dog
• Thrillseeker– Delica went to God, got $300 and had to haggle
• Lord Limp – took a Killkenny last week as a traveler and put it in cars console. Forgot it, then checked next day, a pool with torch and unsewn badges
• Racists – Point to Pub/Pinnacle – Prawn Star, Lord Limp, Top Dek, Tic Toc, Organ Grinder, Triple K
• Tic Toc – got lost on the trail, distracted talking
• Rigor Mortis & MoP – Cheap dates, got the Hops to provide 2L cask of red wine
• Bees Dick– felt safe bringing his dick magnet along
• Shit Creek – very helpful to the ladies getting across the creeks (suck hole)
• In the Raw – cheapskate, cask was a 2L not a 4L
• Lost Property – Jerk Off torch from Kingston Hotel 9 weeks ago
• Birthdays – MoP and Metro

HASH FLASH

Link to all photos for Run 2365 – Peter Murrell Reserve – Kingston

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FUNNIES (True Stories)

There were these two statues in a park, one of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day, an angel comes down from the sky and with a single gesture brings the two to life.

The angel tells them, “As a reward for being so patient through the hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you’ve wished to do the most.”

He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running behind the shrubbery. The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and the giggling ensues. After fifteen minutes the two return, out of breath and laughing.

The angel tells them, “Um, you have fifteen minutes left. Would you care to do it again?”

He asks her, “Shall we?”

She eagerly replies, “Oh yes, let’s! But let’s change positions. This time, I’ll hold the pigeon down and you shit on its head!”

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A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the store laughing hysterically. The pharmacist thinks this is weird but there are no laws preventing weird people from buying condoms. Who knows, maybe it’s a good thing.

The next day, the same man comes back to the store, purchases yet another condom, and once again he leaves the store laughing wildly.

This piques the interest of the pharmacist. What could be so funny about buying a condom, anyway?

So he tells his clerk, “If that guy ever comes back, I want you to follow him to see where he goes.”

Sure enough, the next day the same man is back. He buys the condom, and again starts cracking up with laughter, then leaves.

The pharmacist tells his clerk to go follow the guy. About an hour later, the clerk comes back to the store.

“Did you follow him? Where did he go?” asks the pharmacist.

The clerk replies, “Your house.”

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A man goes to the doctor and the visit goes like this.
MAN: Doc, I think I’m gay.
DOCTOR: What makes you think you’re gay?
MAN: Well, my dad just announced to our family that HE’S gay.
DOCTOR: Just because your father is gay doesn’t mean that you are. It’s not hereditary.
MAN: But Doc, I have two uncles and they are BOTH gay.
DOCTOR: Well, that’s just a coincidence. It’s NOT hereditary.
MAN: But I have three brothers, and they are ALL gay.
DOCTOR: Dammit, son! Doesn’t anyone in your family like pussy?!
MAN: Well, sure. My sister does!!

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NOT SO BRAND NEW H5 MISMANAGEMENT 2025-26

Grand Master	Grizzly
Joint Masters	Contessa Coupla Weeks Wee Willie Winkie
On Sec	Sir Eve
Hash Cash	Gingernuts Grassroots
Hash Lips	Organ Grinder Stunned Mullet
Hash Hops	In The Raw
Trailmaster	Prickit
Hash Flash	Sonar
Hash Horn	Eveready
Hashet Managers	Viagra Next Week

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