Volume 44, Issue 29 | November 12, 2025

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RECEDING HARELINE

Run No.	Date	Hare Apparent	On On
2366	24 November	Brazilian	Kingston Park (Bottom BBQ area)
2367	1 December	Sonar	TBA
2368	8 December	Smallgoods & Luv Shack	964 Oceania Drive Tranmere
2369	15 December	Dick Brothers	Drougthy Point

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UP AND CUMMING
26 November | Hobart Hash Harem 1400th Run @ Queens Head
January 2026 | Hobart Full Moon High Noon – Waddamana
8-10 May 2026 | Interhash 2026, Yogyakarta, Indonesia

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RUN 2363 REPORT

Did you know: Clifton Beach is 2.1 km long and faces south-southeast into Storm Bay exposing it to all southerly swell. Waves average 1-1.5 m and maintain a moderately steep beach fronted by a continuous bar which is cut by rips every 200 m during and following high waves, with permanent rips against the rocks at each end. It is considered by some as the most dangerous beach in Tasmania. Clifton Beach Surf Life Saving Club is Australia’s southern most surf life saving club and was Founded in 1963.
There is a Clifton Beach Web Cam. https://www.cliftonbeachslsc.com.au/camera

Knowing what the traffic would be like through the Mornington and Howrah Roundabouts, I left a little early and wasn’t disappointed by the traffic build up. A pleasant drive down though as I parked in the wrong area, promptly told by Highness Eager, we were around the back of the Lifesaving Club at the Park.

There was a lazy wind blowing through, so everyone was pleased to see Next Week arrive with the FireMaster ready to warm us up. Numbers were down a bit even with a few country members and visitors. This could have been due to the distance to travel, the coldish weather or were just away.

After giving a few extra minutes, Highness Eager eventually sought some higher ground to brief us on the trail. She complained that a few extra houses have gone up, resulting in an altered trail. Off we were sent.

Runners split and did a small loop along the beach, before catching the walkers in Clifton Beach Rd. They then got to do a longer FT before returning to the walkers.

Along Dysart St and the Bush paths taking us back onto Bicheno St on the back of Pipe Clay Lagoon.

The walkers turned into Thompson Way and made it through to the Beach. Runners went further up to the Cape Deslacs Track before they made their way also to the beach.

From here and some gratuitous photo shots we made our way to the beach path at the back of the Lifesaving club and the venue.

Those Hashers that took their time along the beach, were lucky enough to spot a small pod of dolphins near the wave line. It was a SHORT walk, only covering about 2.5Km. I was glad that there was not too much soft sand walking.

From here everyone was busy around the BBQ and the Firemaster. A few disgruntled Hashers, as In the Raw was later back with the Hops locked in his car. Highness Eager even remembered the bread.

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Unfortunately the Firemaster was built up so high, no one was able to cook on it. Nevermind. It was then on to the Lip session.

On On to Peter Murrell Reserve on Monday

On! On!
Sir Eve

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SKOLS – Stunned Mullet

• Highness Eager – The Hare, Short Walk.
• Country Members – Snack Bar, Highness Eager, Ted Bullpit, Sonar
• Visitor – ExtracTit – all the way from Cairns
• Milestones – 4.
  75 Runs – Miss Bling
  75 Runs – Mr Bean
  100 Runs – Stunned Mullet
  175 Runs – Rigor Mortis
• Fish Fingers– Couldn’t open the car door from the inside
• Top Dek – took a book from the local book library, “Bluey”
• Grizzly– along the beach, something about a whale AND Lone Arranger
• Bees Dick, Ted Bullpit & Tic Toc – on the the beach, then disappeared back in to the dunes
• Lost Property @ Full Moon – MoP – Bag included House Keys
• Grizzly – Tourist Taxi route when picking up ExtracTit
• Cracker – new hat, makes her look like a Rap Artist
• Highness Eager – went to Rubbish Bins instead of rubbish bags
• Tic Toc – didn’t stop talking throughout the Lip Session
• In the Raw – difficulty in finding the venue

HASH FLASH

Link to all photos for Run 2364 – Clifton Beach

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FUNNIES (True Stories)

A married couple was lying in bed one night. The wife had curled up ready to go to sleep, and the husband put his bedside lamp on to read a book. As he was reading, he paused and reached over to his wife and started fondling her butt.

He did this for only a very short while, then he would stop and resume reading his book.

The wife eventually became aroused by this and thought that her husband was seeking some response as encouragement before going any further. She got up and started dancing naked in front of him. The husband was confused and asked, “What are you doing?”

The wife replied, “You were playing with my butt and I thought it was foreplay to initiate making love with you tonight.”

The husband said, “No, not at all.”

The wife then asked, “Well, what the hell were you doing then?”

“I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages in my book.”

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A man came home from work sporting two black eyes.

“What happened to you?” asked his wife.

“I’ll never understand women,” he replied. “I was riding up an escalator behind this pretty young girl, and I noticed that her skirt was stuck in the crack of her ass. So I pulled it out, and she turned around and punched me in the eye!”

“I can certainly appreciate that,” said the wife. “But how did you get the second black eye?”

“Well, I figured she liked it that way,” said the husband, “so I pushed it back in.”

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There once was a fellow named Dave
Who dug up a whore from her grave
She was moldy as shit
And missing a tit
But think of the money he saved!

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NOT SO BRAND NEW H5 MISMANAGEMENT 2025-26

Grand Master	Grizzly
Joint Masters	Contessa Coupla Weeks Wee Willie Winkie
On Sec	Sir Eve
Hash Cash	Gingernuts Grassroots
Hash Lips	Organ Grinder Stunned Mullet
Hash Hops	In The Raw
Trailmaster	Prickit
Hash Flash	Sonar
Hash Horn	Eveready
Hashet Managers	Viagra Next Week

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