Volume 44, Issue 28 | November 6, 2025

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RECEDING HARELINE

Run No.	Date	Hare Apparent	On On
2365	17 November	Jerk Off & Twice Cumming	Peter Murrell Reserve (off Huntingfield Ave) next to old vodaphone
2366	24 November	Brazilian	Kingston Park (Bottom BBQ area)
2367	1 December	Sonar	TBA
2368	8 December	Smallgoods & Luv Shack	964 Oceania Drive Tranmere

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UP AND CUMMING
26 November | Hobart Hash Harem 1400th Run @ Queens Head
8-10 May 2026 | Interhash 2026, Yogyakarta, Indonesia

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RUN 2363 REPORT

Did you know: Motor Neurone Disease (MND) is the name given to a group of diseases in which the nerve cells (neurons) that control the muscles degenerate and die. Every day in Australia 2 people are diagnosed with MND, every day 2 people die of MND. There are approximately 2,000 people in Australia with MND. The average age of onset is 50. 60% of suffers are Male, 40% are Female. 90% are diagnosed from causes unknown, 10% are hereditary. The life expectancy after diagnosis is approximately 27 months.
The Tasmanian is the only fully Volunteer Association in Australia and provide Care and Support information for approximately 59 people. One of the later support for sufferers is a communication device, EyeGaze which is $6-8,000 a piece.

I tried to arrive earlier than normal, so that I could make a donation (unlucky Melb Cup bet) with the local bookie. $20. But as was typical with the wet weather, the traffic was like a snail crawling off the bridge and through Hobart to the Yacht Club. Not to be undaunted, but made it with enough time to place a bet, have a Schooner of the White Rabbit Dark Ale, then pay for the run.

It was great to see some returning faces, GM Grizzly, Lone Arranger, Wee Bev and even the CoUNT Zero was there.

As it was wet and we were assembled for the start, the trail was explained to us as the Hares were unsure what might have been remaining out there. Never fear, the dribble-dropper had worked a treat and was still fairly clear, the chalk arrows had suffered though. As Grizzly donned his wind jacket, rain coat, high visibility all purpose coat we were off out the door.

Margaret St, Ashfield St across Sandy Bay Rd to Duke St. Mr Bean claimed it didn’t go into Margaret St and headed along Marieville Espl towards Battery Point.
Down Grosvenor St and through the University.

By this stage I bet there were more Hashers wishing they had bought their Brollies along. All the way along Churchill Avenue to a nasty FT down McAuly Rd, then down some very steps steps to Manning Avenue.

Once down Manning Ave it was on home along Sandy Bay Rd, where the emergency Flash In the Raw took some snaps of those that were drenched. The walk was a good 5.3Km.

Back at the venue the usual BBQ fare was in full flow. The Bread had been donated by Harry and George from the Sandy Bay Bakery, the meat by Mark on Macquarie Butcher Shop, Gilbert Leitch had donated 50 burgers and the Yacht Club did the beer at wholesale prices.

All these donations mean that the maximum amount goes to the charity. This night the Clubs attendances meant that $2500 went to MND Tasmania. In addition to this the H4 bagman was also collecting donations and added a further $1290 to the total.

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Once the Lip session was over, most vacated quickly, so that they could further dry out in warm cars.

On On to Clifton Beach on Monday

On! On!
Sir Eve

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SKOLS – H4 & Stunned Mullet

• Handbrake – H4 Fireman responsible for smoke all weekend over the Bellerive Cricket Match
• Poonce – SB Bookie on premises causing a Police Raid
• Big M & 1/4 Ponder– arrive 30 minutes late, then complained trail was short
• Grizzly – Safety Jacket/ Wind Jacket, never rains
• Rigor Mortis– at L’ton Country Club, kept turning the wrong way. Oi Dickhead!
• Prickle Doo – Wheelie Walker order for his Birthday
• Big G – coming on to Luv Shack, took a splash from traffic
• Country Members – Mr & Mrs Prof, Smallgoods
• The Hares: CoUNT Zero & Biddy

HASH FLASH

Link to all photos for Run 2363 – Joint Clubs MND Charity Run (RYCT)

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FUNNIES (True Stories)

Goldie was sitting on a beach in Florida, attempting to strike up a conversation with the attractive gentleman reading on the blanket beside hers.
“Hello, sir,” she said. “Do you like movies?”
“Yes, I do,” he responded, then returned to his book.
Goldie persisted. “Do you like gardening?”
The man again looked up from his book. “Yes, I do,” he said politely before returning to his reading.
Undaunted, Goldie asked. “Do you like pussycats?”
With that, the man dropped his book and pounced on Goldie, ravaging her as she’d never been ravaged before.
As the cloud of sand began to settle, Goldie dragged herself to a sitting position and panted, “How did you know that was what I wanted?”
The man thought for a moment and replied, “How did you know my name was Katz?”

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Two shepherds are out rounding up sheep when all of a sudden a ewe takes off and goes wild, runs into a fence and gets her head stuck. The two shepherds run over to the fence to get her out when one says to the other, “Hey, man, this is too good an opportunity to pass up.” So he unzips his fly, yanks out his cock and fucks this ewe for about ten minutes. When he’s finally finished he looks back at his friend and says, “That was fantastic. Wanna try it?”

“I sure do!” grins his friend, as he drops his pants and sticks his head through the fence.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a beer. After drinking it, he looks in his shirt pocket and asks for another beer. After drinking that one, he looks in his shirt pocket again and asks for another beer.

This happens about another seven times before the bartender asks him, “Why do you keep looking in your pocket?”

The man replies, “I have a picture of my wife in there. When she looks good enough, I’ll go home.”

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NOT SO BRAND NEW H5 MISMANAGEMENT 2025-26

Grand Master	Grizzly
Joint Masters	Contessa Coupla Weeks Wee Willie Winkie
On Sec	Sir Eve
Hash Cash	Gingernuts Grassroots
Hash Lips	Organ Grinder Stunned Mullet
Hash Hops	In The Raw
Trailmaster	Prickit
Hash Flash	Sonar
Hash Horn	Eveready
Hashet Managers	Viagra Next Week

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