Volume 44, Issue 27 | October 30, 2025

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RECEDING HARELINE

Run No.	Date	Hare Apparent	On On
2364	10 November	Highness Eager	Clifton Beach
2365	17 November	Jerk Off & Twice Cumming	Peter Murrell Reserve (off Huntingfield Ave) next to old vodaphone
2366	24 November	Brazilian	Kingston Park (Bottom BBQ area)
2367	31 November	Sonar	TBA

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UP AND CUMMING
3 November | Combined Hash Clubs Charity Run @ RYCT
26 November | Hobart Hash Harem 1400th Run @ Queens Head
8-10 May 2026 | Interhash 2026, Yogyakarta, Indonesia

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RUN 2361 REPORT

Did you know: Cornelian Bay, the first English navigator to explore the River Derwent was Lieutenant John Hayes – in 1793 he came ashore at this location and named the bay for the semi-precious cornelian stones found on the beach. Soon after Sullivans Cove was settled in 1804, the Cornelian Bay site became the Government Farm, supplying fresh vegetables and other produce for the first residents of Hobart Town.

Arriving early to see Mr Bean looking like he was about to have a heart attack was just the start of the Hashers arriving in various Halloween themed guises. Obviously not enough people read this magnificent Trash as I said “did you remember the bread?” A blank look on his face meant no, I don’t read the Trash. Fortunately Contessa Coupla Weeks shot off to get 4 Loaves to feed us tonight.

What a day weather wise it had been. This morning had been cold enough for hail and snow falling. Fortunately the wind abated by the time we were ready for the trail AND we had the firemaster roaring away for us later.

Eventually Mr Bean gave us a set of instructions with Clues to find in the Cemetery, A Halloween Quiz and informed that there was a Piss Stop. Yay! The clues would need to be formed in to a sentence, that would be judged later with a Prize. So it was off to the dead center of Hobart and looking for Blue Chalk Numbers and headstones.

What a grim looking bunch we were going in all directions, not everyone found all the numbers, but in Good Spirit, most helped each other out. Off out the gates ad on to the Piss Stop.

Those Hashers that had done last years Halloween trail had a fair idea where it would be set up. I personally did about 3km just walking around the cemetery.

What a wonderful spread we had, lollies, crisp and a lovely punch. Even In the Raw‘s favourite Cheezels.

From here it was on Back Home to the BBQ to cook some food and have a drink or two.

The fire pot seemed very popular and so was the Chicken and Corn Soup that DNR brought along. Nice and warm and very delish!

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Find these 6 names on Head Stones and then make a sentence with them:

– Long – Watt – Basher – Saul – Hope – Knight

WINNER: Organ Grinder
“Watt the FUCK, it’s going to be a long Knight. My Baster of a dog will wake every soul in the neighbourhood. I hope she shuts up soon!!”

Sir Eve
“ What I Hope, in my Soul 2Knight is no Long Hills”

Gov’n Honkers
Watt Barker Hope Saul Knight Long?

Marquis Thrillseeker
It was a Long cold Knight when Dudley lost all Hope. He had heard the cry of the Barker, it was only salvation came from Thrillseeker who called out WATT

Steptoe
The Knight was Long, Watt Hope was there for when the Barker came for your Soul?

Cracker
Watt Long Knight (Ed) SR(D) Hopè?

Top Dek
It was a dreadful Knight, Casimaty gave his heart and Soul but could only manage to be a Barker and had a Long Watt?

Contessa Coupla Weeks
Knight Barker has hope for Long lost Soul to be rescued by Watt?

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Food down and it was on to the Lip Session as the light dimmed and the smoke made standing close to the fire difficult.

Remember Next Weeks run is $25 and includes Food and Drink and proceeds go to Charity – MND. See you all there

On! On!
Sir Eve

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SKOLS – Organ Grinder & Stunned Mullet

• The Hares: Mr Bean, Miss Bling, Darth Farter & Tinky Winkie– An awesome Piss Stop, a little confusion. Well Done.
• Country Members – French Tickler, Can Crusher, Silent but Deadly, MoP, Offal, Prawn Star
• Organ Grinder – winner of the Dead Sentence
• Cracker – Masked, unmasked
• Offal – left wallet & Phone at home, couldn’t pay (thanks Pole Dancer)
• (No FRB Shirt/Dickhead Hat)
• Bees Dick – Paid Late

Skolls from the floor

• Contessa Coupla Weeks– pedestrian crossings are not for stopping
• Mr Bean – did not supply bread (thanks Contessa Coupla Weeks)

HASH FLASH

Link to all photos for Run 2362 – Cornelian Bay (Halloween Run)

Link to all photos for Run 2361 – Cremorne Park

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FUNNIES (True Stories)

A woman whose husband often came home drunk decided to cure him of the habit. One Halloween night, she put on a devil suit and hid behind a tree to intercept him on the way home. When her husband came by, she jumped out and stood before him with her red horns, long tail, and a pitchfork.

“Who are you?” he asked.

“I’m the Devil,” she responded.

“Well, come on home with me,” he said, “I married your sister.”

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An attractive woman from New York is driving through a remote part of Texas when her car breaks down. A few minutes later, an Indian on horseback comes along and offers her a ride to a nearby town.

She climbs up behind him on the horse and they ride off. Every few minutes the Indian lets out a whoop so loud that it echoes from the surrounding hills.

When they arrive in town, he lets her off at a service station and yells one final “Yahoo!” before riding off.

“What did you do to get that Indian so excited?” the service station attendant asks.

“Nothing,” she says, “I just sat behind him on the horse, put my arms around his waist and held on to his saddle horn so I wouldn’t fall off.”

“Lady,” the attendant says, “Indians ride bareback.”

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A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The barman hands him the beer and says, “You know, I’m not gay but I want to compliment you on your physique. It really is phenomenal! I have a question though: Why is your head so small?”

The big guy nods slowly. He’s obviously fielded this question many times.

“One day,” he begins, “I was hunting when I got lost in the woods. I heard someone crying for help and finally realized that it was coming from a frog sitting next to a stream.

So I picked up the frog and it said, ‘Kiss me. Kiss me and I will turn into a genie and grant you three wishes.’

So I looked around to make sure I was alone and gave the frog a kiss. POOF! The frog turned into a beautiful, voluptuous, naked woman.

She said, ‘You now have three wishes.’

I looked down at my scrawny body and said, ‘I want a body better than Arnold Schwarzenegger in his prime.’

She nodded, whispered a spell, and POOF! There I was, so huge that I ripped out of my clothes and was standing there naked!

She then asked, ‘What will be your second wish?’

I looked hungrily at her beautiful body and replied, ‘I want to make sensuous love with you here by this stream.’ She nodded, lay down, held her arms out to me and we made mad passionate love!

Later, as we lay there next to each other, sweating from our glorious lovemaking, she whispered into my ear, ‘You know, you do have one more wish, darling. What will it be?”

I looked in to her loving eyes and replied, ‘How about a little head?’”

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NOT SO BRAND NEW H5 MISMANAGEMENT 2025-26

Grand Master	Grizzly
Joint Masters	Contessa Coupla Weeks Wee Willie Winkie
On Sec	Sir Eve
Hash Cash	Gingernuts Grassroots
Hash Lips	Organ Grinder Stunned Mullet
Hash Hops	In The Raw
Trailmaster	Prickit
Hash Flash	Sonar
Hash Horn	Eveready
Hashet Managers	Viagra Next Week

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