Volume 44, Issue 25 | October 15, 2025

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RECEDING HARELINE

Run No.	Date	Hare Apparent	On On
2362	27 October	Mr Bean & Miss Bling	Cornelian Bay Park (Halloween Theme)
2363	3 November	Joint Clubs	RYCT, Sandy Bay. MND Charity Run ($25)
2364	10 November	Highness Eager	TBA
2365	17 November	Jerk Off & Twice Cumming	Peter Murrell Reserve (off Huntingfield Ave)

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UP AND CUMMING
3 November | Combined Hash Clubs Charity Run @ RYCT
26 November | Hobart Hash Harem 1400th Run @ Queens Head
8-10 May 2026 | Interhash 2026, Yogyakarta, Indonesia

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OKTOBERFEST REPORT

Did you know: Grindelwald was gazetted as a locality in 1983. It is a small town just north of Launceston, developed in the style of a Swiss village by Roelf Vos, a Dutch immigrant to Tasmania, after he sold his “Roelf Vos” supermarket chain to Woolworths. It was built around an artificial lake, on the edge of which sits the 40 hectare Tamar Valley Resort, which shares the Swiss architectural style. The suburb began construction in 1980, and the resort opened in 1989. .

Well Contessa Coupla Weeks excelled in arranging the event in challenging weather. There were 52 registered attendees that made the journey to the Tamar Valley Resort, some from a few blocks away to others from the other end of the State. Everyone enjoyed themselves with usual suspects lending a helping hand with setup, decorating, cooking, cleaning up, drinking etc. Undaunted by high damaging winds, the occasional shower or the bitter cold, most stayed up until the wee hours and were ready for another day of it.

For the walk, run and NDIS trails led us on a loop around the village, through a olive grove, golf course, around a lake to a piss stop on the island. Showers and wind made us shelter under the eaves of the local building.

Once we made it back to the start of the run, we tucked in to some food and drinks to combat the cold wind. The Stout, IPA and the Ginger Beers were going down well. Then Pole Dancer stood up and did a good job of a stand-in Lip session lasting about 45 minutes. This threw our timings of a little when everyone had to rush off to prepare their entries in the Glühwein competition.

The chosen judges then did a blind tasting, how the picked the Hump Day Hash winners from 7 H5 entries is still baffling. The proud winners holding their trophy, not for too long and it went missing a couple of times during the night.

The night went off well, but musical chairs made it difficult to confirm numbers for a while. The nude run start location changed, leaving some members out (literally).

After breakfast we had the Recovery Run which commenced with a go at Splash Golf, trying to hit the pictures on the signs, looked a lot like In the Raw’s face. The only person on target was Viagra.

After an interesting tour around the 61 cottage retirement village, we were off in to the bush. There was still a lot of water about and French Tickler lost her footing. After a hardy 5 Km we had another small Pole Dancer Lip session and then another shower came over, marking a prompt close to the festivities. It was on Home from there.

RUN 2360 REPORT

Did you know: Charles Darwin visited Hobart, Tasmania, in February 1836 for 10 days with the HMS Beagle, conducting geological research, collecting specimens, and observing the local Aboriginal population. During his stay, he made significant geological discoveries, including identifying the first evidence of ancient glaciers and recognizing the remains of a volcano in the area. He also documented the impact of British settlement on Tasmania’s Aboriginal people. From his notebook, he said “I’m not walking up that Fucking Hill again!”

What a difference a day can make, no longer blowing a gale and several degrees warmer. It was all the better for seeing Next Week with the fire ready to go for later. Big Bang greeted us all after a lengthy absence and said the Trail may be a little challenging, but follows in part, some of a walk done by Charles Darwin.

Not making it easy for us, we needed to find the start of the trail, which went through the Southern Support School, then into the underpass beneath Clarence Street. Pheonix, Allumba, Ninabah, Tanundal and into Owanda Streets. Passing Dame Dukies house I waved to Ingrid. Making our way to Alford Street and the bush. Some loops here and some steep goat tracks that kept on going up and up. Some Hashers on their hands and knees.

Up along the ridge and back down towards Waverley Street Park. 7.10pm and we had still going away from the venue. Down Wentworth Street and behind the Clarence High School to the Clarence Foreshore Trail and on home. A difficult 5.6Km for the walk which saw us coming back in as it was starting to go dark. Good to see a roaring fire.

The Lip session got underway and Justin Schmidt was names Shit Creek. Bees Dick got his 125 badge. We sang the H5 song, then faded away into the night. Until next run at Cremorne, which has promised to be flat.

Look below in the Trash for the 2 links to the photos.

On! On!
Sir Eve

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SKOLS – Organ Grinder

• The Hare: Big Bang – a bit steep, lot of bush, not for the faint hearted. nice views
• Country Members – Big Bang
• Bees Dick – 125 Runs
• Snack Bar & Bees Dick – Should have gone to spec savers (lost on trail)
• Justin Schmidt – 3rd Run, named Shit Creek
• Can’t Stop, Prickit & Sonar – Fuck Off song (off to China)
• 1/4 Pounder – went to wrong venue tonight (Cascade Gardens) then Hare gave him a lift halfway around the trail.

Skolls from the floor

• Can’t Stop – Pissed in someone’s bathtub on the weekend
• Ginger Nuts – training wheels on drinking, too many spills
• Ratu Steady Eddie – after free condoms, smell of burning rubber
• Sonar – Oktoberfest, sent home early, spunk on his back
• Governor Honkers & (Jerk off) – Yes Please going for Dinks at the bar, heard Park and Fart
• Contessa Coupla Weeks, Mr Bean & Miss Bling – Chose Glühwein Judges who gave trophy to another club
• French Tickler – committed a grave sin, left her booze in the fridge at Grindelwald.
• In the Raw – Lost Property (stubby holder)

SKOLS – OKTOBERFEST – Pole Dancer

• The Hare: Contessa Coupla Weeks – a bit of concern for the locals in the Swiss retirement village, being invaded by Germans in Oktoberfest costumes. Wonderful Run. Ducks having sex etc. Great Piss Stop location.
• Ginger Nuts, Grass Roots, Tic Toc, Governor Honkers, Sir Eve – All here at pre-dinner drinks, Very Loud. INSIDE VOICES PLEASE!
• French Tickler – at meal time, they must be using so much Viagra here with these old people here.
• Swordy, Pucker Boy and Urang– so happy to come from burnie to here, Fuel Economy, Just opened the doors and were blown here
• Blah Blah Blah and French Tickler – the Lip was fat shamed about split jeans and man boobs
• Tight Seal – Lard Arse comments
• DNR and Viagra – checking out the Venue (the joke in the Trash)
• Humpalot – mistaken identity last night Grass Roots, Ginger Nuts
• In the Raw – left phone in Scary Eyeballs place, ended up with vibrate
• Can’t Stop – after a few drinks … told to fuck off .. cocktails, carers to help back. Needs someone to pack for him
• Oktoberfest Virgins – Swordy and Pucker Boy, Butt Plug, Double Adapter, Metro, French Tickler
• The Burger Boys – 1/4 pounder, Big Mac & Bees Dick – checking out the local cars, Oh a Skyline
• Humpalot – On the piss last night been 12 years since Tight Seal has seen him spew.
• Blakey – Survival course with his drink pack for the run
• In the Raw – Slept with Blueprint last night
• Yes Please – which hair is real, which is fake
• Yes Please – Kharma, no fishing available. cooking real meat
• FROM THE FLOOR:
• Just Kidding – strange thought process. 67% Irish AND blonde.
• Just Kidding – drowning ducks (mummy & daddy ducks)
• Arse Cutter – has been missing all run, Invisible.
• Pole Dancer – went to get changed earlier, supposed collect a jacket. Had a nanna nap instead.
• Bud Plug – didn’t twirl to the song
• Lost & stolen Property – Prickit, Lord Limp
• Lord Limp & Prickit (proxy for Snack Bar) – on Runners trail (false trail Walkers) said Fukm
• Prickit – this morning in carers mode – supporting Can’t Stop upright
• Humpalot & Tic Toc – came out of a cabin together, excuse was to see his puppy or a pussy
• Sir Eve – something about run numbers in the excellent Trash
• Sonar – thought Bees Dick was still the lip
• Contessa Coupla Weeks – ??????
• Fringe Benefits – pink Putin Fan, Russian Hat
• In the Raw, Metro & Blakey – Big Busses and Metro, Blakey mistaken identity
• In the Raw – drive up, didn’t stop for a drink until Launceston, and to Jaffa, we’ll drink the 6% today (was on the 3%)
• Spoof – actually was up early enough to have breakfast
• Fruinge Benefit for Snack Bar – also up early

SKOLS – OKTOBERFEST RECOVERY – Pole Dancer

• The Hare: Contessa Coupla Weeks– Recovery Run, longer than the walk yesterday.
• Volunteers that helped out this weekend – Contessa Coupla Weeks, Lord Limp, Sir Eve, DNR, Viagra, Ginger Nuts, In the Raw, Jerk Off great weekend and a great location.
• Jerk Off – had a little problem getting to the event, Van boiled at Brighton, had to hitch hike.
• Contessa Coupla Weeks – was only going to be a little walk and Pole Dancer had needed a toilet break. Doggy Bagged it.
• Can’t Stop and In the Raw – told everyone about the Nude run, then changed the start location with out telling all. Some missed out.
• A Cloud Nine Skoll for Gone Again who recently passed away
• FROM THE FLOOR:
• French Tickler – has multiple sets of pants, as the last set the arse was covered in Mud.
• Lord Limp – Just before last nights photoshoot of the evening, discovered he had put his lederhosen on backwards, changed in the courtyard.
• Viagra – Golfing pro, hit In the Raw picture at the Splash Golf
• Jaffa – My clothes are all wet this morning, I must have pissed on them!
• Pole Dancer – New Shoes
• Tight Seal – losing the Glühwein Trophy last night

HASH FLASH

Link to all photos for Run 2360 – Wentworth Play Park

Link to all photos for Run 2358 & 59 – Oktoberfest – Grindelwald

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FUNNIES (True Stories)

A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. The doctor says, “Okay, Mrs. Jones, what’s the problem?”

The mother says, “It’s my daughter, Darla. She keeps getting these cravings, she’s putting on weight, and she’s sick most mornings.”

The doctor gives Darla a good examination, then turns to the mother and says, “Well, I don’t know how to tell you this, but your Darla is about four months pregnant.”

The mother says, “Pregnant?! She can’t be. She has never ever been left alone with a man! Have you, Darla?”

Darla says, “No, mother! I’ve never even kissed a man!”

The doctor walks over to the window and just stares out it. About five minutes pass and finally the mother says, “Is there something wrong out there, Doctor?”

The doctor replies, “No, not really. It’s just that the last time anything like this happened, a star appeared in the east and three wise men came over the hill. I’ll be damned if I’m going to miss it this time!”

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A woman is in bed with her lover, who also happens to be her husband’s best friend. They have sex for hours, and afterward while they’re just laying there, the phone rings.

Since it is the woman’s house, she picks up the receiver. Her lover looks over at her and listens, only hearing her side of the conversation (she is speaking in a cheery voice).

“Hello? Oh, hi. I’m so glad that you called. Really? That’s wonderful. I am so happy for you. That sounds terrific. Great! Thanks. Okay. Bye.”

She hangs up the telephone and her lover asks, “Who was that?”

“Oh,” she replies, “that was my husband telling me all about the wonderful time he’s having on his fishing trip with you.”

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A woman answers the door to a market researcher. “Good morning, madam, I’m doing some research for Vaseline. Do you use it at all in your household?”

“Oh yes, all the time. It’s very good for cuts, scrapes and burns.”

“Do you use it for anything else?”

“Like what?”

“Ahem.. err.. well.. during.. ahem.. sex.”

“Oh, of course. Yes, I smear it on the bedroom doorknob to keep my husband out!”

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NOT SO BRAND NEW H5 MISMANAGEMENT 2025-26

Grand Master	Grizzly
Joint Masters	Contessa Coupla Weeks Wee Willie Winkie
On Sec	Sir Eve
Hash Cash	Gingernuts Grassroots
Hash Lips	Organ Grinder Stunned Mullet
Hash Hops	In The Raw
Trailmaster	Prickit
Hash Flash	Sonar
Hash Horn	Eveready
Hashet Managers	Viagra Next Week

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