Volume 44, Issue 24 | October 8, 2025

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RECEDING HARELINE

Run No.	Date	Hare Apparent	On On
2361	20 October	In the Raw	Cremorne
2362	27 October	Mr Bean & Miss Bling	Cornelian Bay Park (Halloween Theme)
2363	3 October	Joint Clubs	RYCT, Sandy Bay. MND Charity Run
2364	10 October	Highness Eager	TBA

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UP AND CUMMING
3 November | Combined Hash Clubs Charity Run @ RYCT
26 November | Hobart Hash Harem 1400th Run @ Queens Head
8-10 May 2026 | Interhash 2026, Yogyakarta, Indonesia

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RUN 2357 REPORT

Did you know: Platypus spend around 12-14 hours a day looking for food, and will dive anywhere from 1000 to 2000 times in that period to chase a tasty water bug, wriggling larva, worm, or yabby. Platypus generally eat 13-28% of their body weight daily, which can increase to 100% for a lactating female! Together with the four species of echidna, it is one of the five extant species of monotremes, mammals that lay eggs instead of giving birth to live young. Like other monotremes, the platypus has a sense of electrolocation, which it uses to detect prey in water while its eyes, ears and nostrils are closed. It is one of the few species of venomous mammals, as the male platypus has a spur on each hind foot that delivers an extremely painful venom.

Well the first of the Summer Runs will be interesting for sure. I wonder if I can spot one of the local Platypus in the Pond today. Nah! It was a bit murky though. Governor Honkers had his two grandchildren in tow, Death Adder and Copperhead and they were also having a look about.

Well the weather gods were looking kind on us, so there was only a patch or two of very light drizzle, nothing to worry about. The only worry was that the Hare was still out there and he’d been gone 2 hours.

Eventually after we had everything set up ready for after (BBQ, Fire lit, Tables up) and 6.30pm came around with no Hare, we headed off through the park to towards the brewery.

As we exited the Gardens, Marquis Thrillseekeer was coming the other way. Use common sense he said, It’s not long but could be challenging.

The runners had a split into the bush off Marlyn Rd, where the walkers kept going up here. Joining up with the runners further up before deviating again into the bush on some overgrown trails, eventually emerging onto Avon Rd. (This was virgin trail). Back to Marlyn Rd and then through a walkway to Moree Close.

Through a Playground, down a steep embankment and up some more virgin trail, emerging on to Strickland Avenue near Lawley Cres. At this point my ankles were becoming a bit dodgy and it was 7.05pm, so I bailed out and came back down Strickland Avenue. I am glad I did. Just Kidding and Fish Fingers who I was with would get in at about 7.45pm.

Back at the On On the BBQ was cooking away with spicy pumpkin soup, the fire was roaring and the beer was flowing. Darkness had settled but the moon tried to lighten the mood.

The lip session eventually started, I think there were a few who were ready to have an early night.

I am looking forward to the Oktoberfest event and I am praying to the Weather Gods to look kindly on us.

On! On!
Sir Eve

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SKOLS – Organ Grinder & Stunned Mullet

• The Hare: Marquis Thrillseeker – Only 1 split and only 1 check. Did cover some virgin territory. Best summer run of the season. No Snakes.
• Country Members – Dishlicker, Copperhead, Death Adder & Fish Fingers
• Just Kidding – New Shoes
• Visitors – Tight Seal and Hump-a-lot
• Sonar -left his car running to charge his phone before the run
• Organ Grinder – went down on the run
• Viagra – beautiful job on Vivian P.F. refurbishment
• Viagra -Governor Honkers pointed out 2 missing apostrophes
• (No FRB, No Shithead)

Skolls from the floor

• Death Adder – on trail calls, On Right (Left) On Up (down), No Emoh
• Lost Property (Torch, not claimed)

HASH FLASH

Link to all photos for Run 2357 – Cascade Gardens

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FUNNIES (True Stories)

At 85 years of age, Morris marries Lou Anne, a lovely 25-year-old.

Since her new husband is so old, Lou Anne decides that after their wedding she and Morris should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new, but aged, husband may overexert himself if they spend the entire night together.

After the wedding festivities, Lou Anne prepares herself for bed and the expected “knock” on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Morris, her 85-year-old groom ready for action. They unite as one.

All goes well. Morris takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep. After a few minutes, Lou Anne hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it’s Morris. Again he is ready for more action.

Somewhat surprised, Lou Anne consents for more coupling. When the newlyweds are done, Morris kisses his bride, bids her a fond goodnight and leaves.

She is ready to go to sleep again, but you guessed it, Morris is back again rapping on the door, fresh as a 25-year-old and ready for more action. And, once again they enjoy each other.

But as Morris gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, “I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a great lover, Morris.”

Morris, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Lou Anne and says, “You mean I was here already?”

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A man walks into a bar and says “G-g-gimme a b-b-beer.”

The bartender says, “Seems as though you’ve got a major stuttering problem.”

The man replies, “N-n-no k-k-k-idding!”

The bartender says, “I used to stutter, but my wife cured me. One afternoon she gave me oral sex three times in a row, and I haven’t stuttered since!”

The man says, “W-w-wow, th-th-that’s great to kn-kn-know…”

A week later, the same man walks in to the bar, and says, “G-g-gimme a b-b-beer.”

The bartender says, “Why didn’t you try what I told you?”

“I d-d-did!” said the man. “It j-j-just d-d-didn’t w-w-work… ….b-b-but I m-m-must say, you have a r-r-really n-n-nice apartment!”

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Tight Seal had finished taking golf lessons from the club pro at Grindlewald. She’d just started playing her first round of golf when she got a bee sting. The pain was so intense she decided to return to the clubhouse.

Tight Seal’s golf pro saw her come into the clubhouse and asked, “Why are you back so early? What’s wrong?”
“I was stung by a bee,” was her reply.
“Where?” he asked.
“Between the first and second hole.”
He nodded knowingly and said, “Then your stance is too wide.”

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NOT SO BRAND NEW H5 MISMANAGEMENT 2025-26

Grand Master	Grizzly
Joint Masters	Contessa Coupla Weeks Wee Willie Winkie
On Sec	Sir Eve
Hash Cash	Gingernuts Grassroots
Hash Lips	Organ Grinder Stunned Mullet
Hash Hops	In The Raw
Trailmaster	Prickit
Hash Flash	Sonar
Hash Horn	Eveready
Hashet Managers	Viagra Next Week

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