Volume 44, Issue 23 | October 1, 2025

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RECEDING HARELINE

Run No.	Date	Hare Apparent	On On
2358-59	11-12 October	Oktoberfest	Tamar Valley Resort, Grindelwald
2360	13 October	Big Bang	Salacia Ave Park, Howrah
2361	20 October	In the Raw	Cremorne
2362	27 October	Mr Bean & Miss Bling	TBA (Halloween Theme)

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UP AND CUMMING
10-12 October | H5 Oktoberfest @ Tamar Valley Resort, Grindelwald (details below)
3 November | Combined Hash Clubs Charity Run @ RYCT
26 November | Hobart Hash Harem 1400th Run @ Queens Head
8-10 May 2026 | Interhash 2026, Yogyakarta, Indonesia

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RUN 2356 REPORT

Did you know: Garden gnomes (German: Gartenzwerge, lit. ’garden dwarfs’) are lawn ornament figurines of small humanoid creatures based on the mythological creature and diminutive spirit which occur in Renaissance magic and alchemy, known as gnomes. They also draw on the German folklore of the dwarf.
Traditionally, the garden figurines depict male dwarfs wearing red pointy hats. Typically, gnomes stand between one and two feet (30 and 60 cm). Originating in about the 16th Century as a decoration for the wealthy in Europe, garden gnomes are now prevalent in gardens and lawns throughout the Western world.

What a turnout, it seemed to be Hashers coming from everywhere. The last of the Pub runs saw quite a few Hashers together with thier Gnomes for the trail. So many in fact that we had to occupy some extra tables. The Kingston Hotel was also quite busy with the locals as well.

Some hashers were witnessing the battle of the Flash(s)(ers), unfocused and focused.

After having a Channel Draught (Hopfields Brewery) which was very nice the assembled Gnomes got their photoshoot, together with the tiny hare.

Off we were sent with the instructions to leave the gnomes on the trail, together with some photographic evidence. Out the door and down and through the Kingston Wetlands, before heading up the pathway to Cottage and Browns Roads.

Across the Highway and into Firthside. The Runners had gone, some Gnomes had been jettisoned as well as some Hashers by this stage.

Up Groningen Rd (with an FT along the way) a laneway and to the end of Campbell St and back under the highway this time to Willowbend Rd. The Runners and Walkers split was here. The walkers made there way down towards the Whitewater Creek path and basically on home from there.

The walk was about the 5km as indicated and the run was about 7.5km

We were privileged to have the recently knighted Marquis Thrillseeker back with us for his 1001th run. We also found a new local Hasher, Mad Dog who was named when running with Adelaide Hills Hash. We also saw the return of TripleK with all the news of her trip away in the Camper with the Dogs.

The lip session eventually got of into full flight with a couple of classic jokes from Jerk Off.

Please remember that although next week is Daylight savings time, you may still need your torches. Remember your BBQ food (drinks, bread, sauces and condiments supplied)

On! On!
Sir Eve

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SKOLS – Organ Grinder

• The Hare: Cracker – Good trail, no hills, Not as short as her.
• Country Members – Tic Toc, Stunned Mullet, Jerk Off, Triple K
• In the Raw – Geelong took it up the Arse
• In the Raw – Sonar had a whip-around could only afford 1 packet (extra soft)
• Visitor (new Member) – Mad Dog (ex Adelaide Hills Hash)
• Jerk Off -dated a twin Joke
• Tic Toc – blushing before about the flowers on the table (for her)
• Cracker – Dementia Award, took car in for service the day before the booking
• Cracker -when setting the run, came back to a $50 Parking fine
• Cracker – arranged to get a lift to the venue by In the Raw
• Steptoe and Steady Eddie – disappearing act on the trail, led astray by a local, extra 20minutes
• (No FRB shirt of Dickhead award could be given out)
• Mr Bean & Miss Bling – not falling down on the trail

Skolls from the floor

• Stunned Mullet – not easting his greens
• Stunned Mullet – too busy talking to girls at Uni, almost fell down stairs
• Stunned Mullet – Caterpillar Lip
• Marquis Thrillseeker – near the end of the trail, forgot he still had his gnome.

HASH FLASH

Link to all photos for Run 2356 – Kingston Hotel

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FUNNIES (True Stories)

Ask any man what a woman’s ultimate fantasy is and they will tell you: To have two men at once.
According to a recent sociological study this is true; however, most men do not realize that in this fantasy, one man is cooking, and the other is cleaning.

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Jerk Off was ambling through a crowded street fair when he decided to stop and sit at a palm reader’s table. Said the mysterious old woman, “For $15, I can read your love line and tell your romantic future.”
Jerk Off readily agreed and the reader took one look at his open palm and said, “I can see that you have no girlfriend.”
“That’s true,” said Jerk Off .
“Oh my goodness, you are extremely lonely, aren’t you?”
“Yes,” Jerk Off shamefully admitted. “That’s amazing. Can you tell all of this from my love line?”
“Love line? No, from the calluses and blisters.”

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Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives.

The first said, “I think my husband’s like a championship golfer. He’s spent the last ten years perfecting his stroke.”

The second woman said, “My husband’s like the winner of the Motor Racing Grand Prix. Every time we get into bed he gives me several hundred exciting laps.”

The third woman was silent until she was asked, “Tell us about your husband.”

She thought for a moment and said, “My husband’s like an Olympic gold-medalist for the 400 meters.”
“How so?”
“He’s got his time down to under 45 seconds.”

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NOT SO BRAND NEW H5 MISMANAGEMENT 2025-26

Grand Master	Grizzly
Joint Masters	Contessa Coupla Weeks Wee Willie Winkie
On Sec	Sir Eve
Hash Cash	Gingernuts Grassroots
Hash Lips	Organ Grinder Stunned Mullet
Hash Hops	In The Raw
Trailmaster	Prickit
Hash Flash	Sonar
Hash Horn	Eveready
Hashet Managers	Viagra Next Week

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