Volume 44, Issue 21 | September 19, 2025

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RECEDING HARELINE

Run No.	Date	Hare Apparent	On On
2356	29 September	Cracker	Kingston Hotel (Gnome Run)
2357	6 October	Marquis Thrillseeker	Cascade Gardens (Bottom Carpark) BBQ Run
2358-59	11-12 October	Oktoberfest	Tamar Valley Resort, Grindelwald
2360	13 October	Big Bang	Salacia Ave Park, Howrah

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UP AND CUMMING
10-12 October | H5 Oktoberfest @ Tamar Valley Resort, Grindelwald (details below)
3 November | Combined Hash Clubs Charity Run @ RYCT
26 November | Hobart Hash Harem 1400th Run @ Queens Head
8-10 May 2026 | Interhash 2026, Yogyakarta, Indonesia

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RUN 2354 REPORT

The good thing about arriving close to 6pm, means the Parking Meters are Free, but it means also that parks are a bit hard to find. Wearing the closest think to a Pink T-Shirt I was settled in with a Nice beer and ready for the run.

Good to see the return of Mr Bean and Miss Bling, also Half-a-Bee’s Dick, Sugar Babe and Tic Toc. After we had all signed in (wink,wink) and ordered our meals, it was out the front for the briefing.

A good selection of Pink was being worn and poor Bee’s Dick who had only just made it back got roped into being the poxy Lip.

Grass roots advised us that there was a Piss Stop, so that would keep us on trail

What a great cake for Grass Roots and Pole Dancer at the end. Off along Liverpool St to Campbell St, then up to and across the Rose Garden Bridge. Past the Aquatic Centre to a loop under the highway and along the Cenotaph.

Around Evans St, Hunter St and up Davey St. A few FT’s on the way and the Piss Stop was in the Cathedral car par opposite Hadleys.

Cheezels and Chips were plentiful and it was on home from there through the mall.

Bee’s Dick did a good job of being thrown in as Lip, he did forget to do the Country Members Skoll, but Tic Toc and Sugar Babe had left already. Thrillseeker title presentation of “Marquis” was a little underwhelming as we were inside the venue. I still remember mine with eggs, half a tonne of Cream, flour and sprinkles that were still coming out the next day, Lucky i guess.

We did sing farewell to GM Grizzly and Lone Arranger who travel off to the UK for a holiday and catching up with their son’s move to Wales.

Don’t forget to look for some gnomes to leave on trail in a few weeks (Gnome Memorial Run)

Also Friday 26th Sept is the cut off for Oktoberfest entries.

On! On!
Sir Eve

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SKOLS – proxy Lip – Half a Bees Dick

• The Hare: Grassroots & Arse Cutter – The Run, not enough check, blown away
• Contessa Coupla Weeks – JM and getting Bees Dick to do the Lip
• Lord Limp, Thrillseeker, Can’t Stop, Bees Dick – first runners split misdirection
• Arse Cutter – Dog Shit trail Marker
• Arse Cutter -Walking down laneway adjusting himself
• Cracker – visited wild big cocks, so tired, fell asleep on couch
• Can’t Stop – In Van on Saturday, shitting in toilets
• Sonar -hard to get shit out of a Van
• Spoof -went down in the lift, tried to light Lord Limps hair
• Pole Dancer & Grass Roots – Birthdays, 62 and 60. What a Cake
• In the Raw – Yelling and Scaring the shit out of Hashers
• Next Week – Pink Gay walkers
• Grizzly and Lone Arranger – Fuck off song
• Viagra – Sprinting – The FRB vest

Thrillseeker 1,000th Runs – Marquis Thrillseeker (the magnificent)

HASH FLASH

Link to all photos for Run 2354 – Hobart Workers Club

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FUNNIES (True Stories)

One bright sunny morning, a husband turns to his lovely wife and says, “Wife, we’re going fishing this weekend. You, me and the dog.”
The wife grimaces, “But I don’t like fishing!”
“Look! We’re going fishing and that’s final.”
“Do I have to go fishing with you? I really don’t want to go!”

“OK, I’ll give you three choices: 1) You come fishing with me and the dog, 2) You give me a blow job, or 3) You take it up the ass!”
The wife grimaces again, “But I don’t want to do any of those things!”
“Wife, I’ve given you three options. You’ll have to do one of them! I’m going to the garage to sort out my fishing tackle and when I come back I expect you to have made up your mind!”

The wife sits and thinks about it.
Twenty minutes later her husband comes back.
“Well! What have you decided? Fishing with me, blow job, or ass?”
The wife complains some more and finally makes up her mind. “OK, I’ll give you a blow job!”
“Great!” he says and drops his pants.

The wife is on her knees doing the business. Suddenly, she stops, looks up at her husband, “Oh! It tastes absolutely disgusting. It tastes like shit!”

“Yes!” says her husband. “The dog didn’t want to go fishing either.”

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A major Hollywood star decided to do a charity dinner and invited hundreds of people to take part. To make it interesting, the host decided to make it a costume party with the theme of “emotions.” So that night, the first couple came to the front door, dressed in all blue.

“You were supposed to dress up as an emotion,” stated the doorman.

“We are dressed in all blue because we picked the sad emotion.”

Thinking it over, the doorman decided that was good enough. The next couple came up to the door dressed in all red clothing.

“Sorry, you needed to dress up in a costume tonight!”

To which the couple replied, “We are. Our red clothes symbolize anger. Besides, you let the other couple in blue in.”

Again, the doorman agreed to let them in.

Then along came a black guy, completely naked with the exception of a pear with the core cut out and his penis stuck into it.

The wide-eyed doorman looked at him, “I’m sorry, but I don’t think you have been invited to this dinner.”

To which the black man responded in a thick Jamaican accent, “Actually, I was invited!”

“Well, you were supposed to be dressed up in a costume that conveys a certain emotion.”

The black guy said, “I am in a costume. I’m deep in despair!”

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There once was a couple named Blairs,
Who liked to fuck on the stairs,
When the banister broke,
He quickened his stroke,
And finished her off in the air.

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NOT SO BRAND NEW H5 MISMANAGEMENT 2025-26

Grand Master	Grizzly
Joint Masters	Contessa Coupla Weeks Wee Willie Winkie
On Sec	Sir Eve
Hash Cash	Gingernuts Grassroots
Hash Lips	Organ Grinder Stunned Mullet
Hash Hops	In The Raw
Trailmaster	Prickit
Hash Flash	Sonar
Hash Horn	Eveready
Hashet Managers	Viagra Next Week

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