Volume 44, Issue 10 | September 6, 2025

---

RECEDING HARELINE

Run No.	Date	Hare Apparent	On On
2354	15 September	Grass Roots	Hobart Workers Club (Pink Theme)
2355	22 September	Snack Bar	Moonah Hotel & Cellars?? (AFL Theme)
2356	29 September	Cracker	Kingston Hotel

---

---

UP AND CUMMING
10-12 October | H5 Oktoberfest @ Tamar Valley Resort, Grindelwald (details below)
8-10 May 2026 | Interhash 2026, Yogyakarta, Indonesia

---

RUN 2351 REPORT

Did you know? Kingston Beach was originally known as Browns River Beach in the 1850s. The beach is patrolled by Kingston Beach Surf Life Saving Club between the months of December and April. The local Progress Association served between 1925 and 1992, known as either the Kingston Beach Progress Association, Kingston Beach Regatta Association, or the Kingston Beach Progress and Regatta Association.

Arriving at the venue to grab an early drink and see whose presence were turning up and I spotted Silent but Deadly arriving. As I was well before 6pm, I should have been more alert when the light dimmed and the recorded Remembrance Ode played.

What was this bike doing at the Hash Run? I was hoping it wasn’t an ominous indication of the length of the trail.

Great to see other returnees DNR and Viagra returning to the fold. Others were local Swallow, Jerk Off and Hamburglar making an appearance.

As 6.30 neared, Stunned Mullet relayed the instruction of out and to the left. Bloody In the Raw seems to have got his way with the indication that there might be a Piss Stop.

So it was out and into Windsor St towards the Dog Beach and an FT across the Footbridge. Back all the way along the beach to another FT along Ewing Avenue. Now came some of the dodgy trail, all along the unlit foreshore path behind the yacht club to Boronia Beach.

Now the Hares were just being outright Barstools (edited) as we went from the lowest point to the highest point non stop. Steps and a horrible Jindabyne Rd all the way to a trail split at the water tank. Walkers went down towards Auburn Rd and Beach RD from here. After nearly 6km on the walk at 6.35pm the indication of the Piss Stop appeared. As I was only about 15m from the venue at this time, I went there instead.

Hashers arriving back in dribs and drabs, the ute load of Pizza boxes arrived. Pepp Pizza did some good business tonight and no one went hungry. There was about 5 full Pizzas left at the end.

Off into the Lip Session and then time to go home.

On! On!
Sir Eve

---

SKOLS – Organ Grinder & Stunned Mullet

• The Hares: Organ Grinder & Stunned Mullet. not long enough, not enough hills, not much flour used.
• Country Members: DNR, Viagra, Swallow, Jerk Off
  (Can’t Stop, Hamburglar & SBD had left)
• Ratu Steady Eddie – came with 2 watches, one flat and the other digital which he couldn’t read
• Thrillseeker– Tried to disguise a long FT
• Cracker– tried to push in at the Hash Cash sewing circle
• Ratu Steady Eddie & Jerk Off – Waldorf and Statler, hiding behind the Lips

Skolls from the floor:

• Grizzly – Camera shy on the run, got spooked trying to sneak past
• Cracker & Coupla Weeks – way up the hill and hashed on to unsafe trail
• Snack Bar -Had the Dickhead hat for 7 years before it reappeared
• Coupla Weeks – presented with the FRB vest
• H5 Catering team, once again over catering

Harem’s 1400th Run – Wednesday 26th November 2025

HASH FLASH

Link to all photos for Run 2352 – Kingston Beach RSL

---

FUNNIES (True Stories)

A man calls home from his office and says to his wife, “I have the chance to go fishing for a week. It’s the opportunity of a lifetime. I have to leave right away. Pack my clothes, my fishing equipment, and especially my blue silk pajamas. I’ll be home in an hour to pick them up.” The man rushes home to grab everything. He hugs his wife, apologizes for the short notice, and then hurries off.

A week later, the man returns and his wife asks, “Did you have a good trip, dear?”

The man replies, “Yep, the fishing was great—but you forgot to pack my blue silk pajamas.”

His wife smiles and says, “Oh, no I didn’t. I put them in your tackle box!”

---

There are three girls, and their boyfriends all have the same name. So in order to keep them from getting confused, they decide to give their boyfriends nicknames.

They ask the first girl what she calls her boyfriend. She says, “I call my man 7-Up.”
They ask her, “Why do you call your man that?”
And she says, “Because he’s seven inches long and is always up.”

They ask the second girl what she calls her man.
She says, “I call my man Mountain Dew.”
They ask, “Why do you call your man that?”
And she says, “Because he likes to mount and do me.”

They ask the third girl the same thing and she says, “I like to call my man Jack Daniels.”
They look at her puzzled and say, “Why do you call your man that? Jack Daniels is a hard liquor!”
She says, “Exactly!”

---

Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia. One day, they stumbled into a harem tent filled with over 100 beautiful women. They started getting friendly with the women, when suddenly the sheik came in.
“I am the master of all these women. No one else can touch them except me. You three men must pay for what you have done today. You will be punished in a way corresponding to your profession.” The sheik turns to the first man and asks him what he does for a living.
“I’m a cop,” says the first man.
“Then we will shoot your penis off!” said the sheik. He then turned to the second man and asked him what he did for a living.
“I’m a fireman,” said the second man.
“Then we will burn your penis off!” said the sheik.
Finally, he asked the last man, “And you, what do you do for a living?”
And the third man answered, with a sly grin, “I’m a lollipop salesman!”

---

BRAND NEW H5 MISMANAGEMENT 2025-26

Grand Master	Grizzly
Joint Masters	Contessa Coupla Weeks Wee Willie Winkie
On Sec	Sir Eve
Hash Cash	Gingernuts Grassroots
Hash Lips	Organ Grinder Stunned Mullet
Hash Hops	In The Raw
Trailmaster	Prickit
Hash Flash	Sonar
Hash Horn	Eveready
Hashet Managers	Viagra Next Week

---

Contact us at hobart.h5@gmail.com

Website https://hobarthash.tripod.com/h5/