Volume 44, Issue 18 | August 28, 2025

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RECEDING HARELINE

Run No.	Date	Hare Apparent	On On
2353	8 September	Next Week	Devils Brewery @ The Duke
2354	15 September	Grass Roots	? Hobart Workers Club ? (Pink Theme)
2355	22 September	Snack Bar	?? Moonah Hotel & Cellars?? (AFL Theme)

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UP AND CUMMING
10-12 October | H5 Oktoberfest @ Tamar Valley Resort, Grindelwald (details below)
8-10 May 2026 | Interhash 2026, Yogyakarta, Indonesia

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RUN 2351 REPORT

Did you know? Claremont is named after Claremont House, which was built in the 1830s by local settler Henry Bilton, who named it after one of the royal homes of England. Claremont was the home of an Army training facility during World War I, but this was moved to Brighton some time before World War II. At that time Claremont consisted of only a few houses and farms. Following the completion of the newly constructed chocolate factory, the Cadbury’s Estate was established at Claremont in 1922 as a means to facilitate housing for Cadbury factory workers.

Well it has been a while since we have run from the Claremont Hotel and it certainly was busy. Obviously since its refurbishment it has certainly become popular. A good selection of meals were available, with the bonus of some Senior specials that were taken up by some Hashers. I must say my Pork Porterhouse was very delicious and with a desert for under $20 was a bonus.

Once we were all organised with meal orders, Just Kidding called us to attention for the run briefing. Not to be outdone here, In the Raw was busy taking multiple Just Kidding Chest photos. Out and around to the left, it is quite flat.

In to Cadbury Rd where the runners went towards the main Rd and the walkers down to Windermere Beach Rd and an FT. Runners rejoining to Osprey Rd and a loop on the Grass around Windermere Point. Not following the painted Arrows from the Park run, we headed back around the shore along Curlew Parade

Across the new foot bridge over Faulkners Rivulet to the Claremont Cenotaph to a Check.

From here we followed the unlit coastal path all the way to Cadbury’s where there was anothere runner/walker split. Around Bournville Crescent to Micham Rd. Along Somerdale Rd to Cadbury’s Rd and on to the Cycle way.

Once back on to the Cycle path it was basically on home from there with the runners doing another small loop.

Back at the venue the meals eventually came out with many a polished plate.

We then adjourned in to the Pool Room for the lip session. I did see the amused Bar Staff listening to the songs, they were enjoying it too.

On! On!
Sir Eve

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SKOLS – Organ Grinder & Stunned Mullet

• The Hare: Just Kidding. Nice and Flat
• Country Members: Clearfell, Brazilian, Vodka Cruiser
• Additional Country Member: Thrillseeker (who hasn’t paid!)
• IDIOT badge award: Brazilian (pushed over on trail, allegedly)
• Ratu Steady Eddie – 1050 Runs.
• Cracker – FRB vest presented
• Coupla Weeks – Dickhead hat award, asked In the Raw to take photo, when sitting next to the Hash Flask

Skolls from the floor:

• MoP – a new GrandMother
• Lord Limp – Media Award of the week for Hazel Bros (Pulse News)
• Steptoe -Had the Dickhead hat for 1 week and it had already come off
• In the Raw – Sex Offender of the week – could only photograph the hares Tits
• Bad News – On the way back, went passed the pub
• Just Kidding – tried to order Vodka Soup
• Pole Dancer & Sonar – loitering award around the toilets. Hashed the run, then did some extra

HASH FLASH

Link to all photos for Run 2351 – Claremont Hotel (The Mont)

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FUNNIES (True Stories)

A week after arriving back home from a holiday in Mongolia, Thrillseeker wakes one morning to find his dick covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor.
The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells Thrillseeker to return in two days.
Thrillseeker returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: “I’ve got bad news for you. You’ve contracted Mongolian VD. It’s very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it.”
Thrillseeker looks a little perplexed and says: “Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, Doc.”
The doctor answers: “I’m sorry, there’s no known cure. We’re going to have to amputate your penis.”
Thrillseeker screams in horror, “Absolutely not! I want a second opinion.”
The doctor replies: “Well, it’s your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice.”
The next day Thrillseeker seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he’ll know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: “Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Velly lare disease.”
Thrillseeker says to the doctor: “Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what can you do? My doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis.”
The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: “Stupid Engrish doctah, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way. No need to opelate!”
“Oh, thank goodness!” Thrillseeker replies.
“Yes,” says the Chinese doctor. “You no worry! Wait two weeks, fall off by itself… You save money.”

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Sir Eve walks into the psychiatrist wearing only plastic wrap for shorts.
The shrink says, “Well, I can clearly see you’re nuts.”

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The lion gathers all animals to a meeting and tells them that no one is allowed to use condoms anymore because the jungle needs to increase its population. One day, the fox sees that the donkey is wearing a condom and is ready to have sex. The fox runs to the lion and tells him about the donkey wearing a condom.

When the lion confronts the donkey, the donkey says, “That’s not a condom—it’s a snake giving me a blow job!”

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BRAND NEW H5 MISMANAGEMENT 2025-26

Grand Master	Grizzly
Joint Masters	Contessa Coupla Weeks Wee Willie Winkie
On Sec	Sir Eve
Hash Cash	Gingernuts Grassroots
Hash Lips	Organ Grinder Stunned Mullet
Hash Hops	In The Raw
Trailmaster	Prickit
Hash Flash	Sonar
Hash Horn	Eveready
Hashet Managers	Viagra Next Week

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