Waterfront Hotel, Bellerive (Bottom Room) Fancy Hat Theme
2350
18 August
Pole Dancer
TBA
2351
25 August
Offal
TBA
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Hares in 2025-26. Make sure that your name appears on this list at least once! (Twice if you’re a Co-Hare†)
Arse Cutter
Bad News
Can’t Stop
Sir Eve
Eveready
Grizzly
Growler
In the Raw
Lord Limp
Rigor Mortis
Sonar
Steptoe
UP AND CUMMING 10-12 October | H5 Oktoberfest @ Tamar Valley Resort, Grindelwald (details to come) 8-10 May 2026 | Interhash 2026, Yogyakarta, Indonesia
RUN 2346 REPORT
Did you know? Devils Brewery was established in late 2013 and we’ve been brewing up mischief (and great beer) since taking the reins in 2020. Our brewery boasts a premium range of handcrafted beers and exciting special releases that keep things fresh. We take pride in working with local Tasmanian producers, blending the best this island has to offer into our brews. If you’re into hops, malts, and good vibes, you’re in the right place. Running a small family-owned business is like herding cats—if the cats were passionate about beer and occasionally disagreed about who’s doing the dishes. We may not have corporate boardrooms, but we do have family dinners that double as strategy meetings.
Arriving early at 10 to 6, I thought I could have a nice relaxing pint of a quality brew before the run. Saw In the Raw relaxing in a big comfy chair by the fire, so I got a Pint of the Captain Bligh Blood Orange Stout and went and joined him. What would you guess, he was already on the Blood Orange Stout too! There was an impressive selection of Tasmanian brews on tap at fairly reasonable prices.
As the venue started to fill up with Hashers, it seemed to be a bit of a musical chairs game going on to get near the fire. Chief protagonist seemed to be Cracker, who like Goldilocks tried out most of them. Eventually Lord Limp returned from setting the run and announced that there was a theme in the run tonight and we were to guess what it was. Off we went and it was also a bit unusual that the hare came with us.
I’m right next to the fireOi! Thats my chair
Out the door to Davey St and up towards the Aberfeldy/SoHo/Chowk crossed over and started to head back down Davey St, only to loop back through the Barracks Park and down to Sandy Bay Road via Albeura Street.
Along Sandy Bay Rd and the trail went up Hampden Rd, however the Hare Lord Limp was here and directed the walkers to keep going to the first entrance of St David’s Park. A bit of a loop around here and then over to the Parliament , through the Parliament House Gardens and into Salamanca Place.
Eventually it looped back along Castray Esplanade and along the Laneway past the Telegraph Hotel, Up the steps to the On Home
A well set out trail, that kept most of the pack together with the Hash Gods making sure it didn’t rain on the Hash Run
An Umbrella!!!
Back at the Venue. Sadly there was no Devils Brewery produce available at the bar, as they are in the process of moving it into the back of the pub. They did have a great selection of Tasmanian brewery beers, stouts, porters and ciders on tap though.
Eventually as all the food came out, we headed off in to the Lip Session. Snack Bar and Fringe Benefits snuck out as Snack Bars vehicle was having terminal battery issues. The Venue had stayed open for us longer than their normal closing at 8pm, so we got the Publican up for a Down Down. A good night, worth coming back to for another run. On On to the Black Buffalo next week.
On! On! Sir Eve
The PublicanOne Size Fits All
SKOLS – Stunned Mullet
The Hare: Lord Limp. A good confusing run. The theme was Parks.
Country Members: Bad News and Wee Willie Winkie, (Stunned Mullet also wanted a drink)
Stunned Mullet – forgot he was there last week
Grass Roots – been out drinking, got home and ate French Ticklers Pizza
French Tickler: Ordered Pizza online, took 30min to work out the order.
Bad News: Lone Arranger went to sit down on chair, was hit in the head by his bag. Elder abuse.
Lord Limp – a Good Run, but had to run through the Mens Gallery
Lone Arranger – Who is Graeme, buying LA drinks
Bees Dick – As usual hasn’t paid and arrived late
Skolls from the floor:
The Proprietor – for staying open for us reprobates No Idea
Steptoe – normally looks after Ratu Steady Eddie on trail, but has found a new person to look after, MoP
Fish Fingers -she stole someone called Sharon’s meal
Grizzly: took over the waitress job in allocating the meal
Grizzly: awarded the FRB vest. One size fits all. had been upset he had never had it,
Cost The Oktoberfest fee is $90 and covers Saturday lunch and dinner, p!ss stop (including Sir Eve’s Bavarian beverages), gluhwein competition entry and tasting (assuming that the judges don’t drink it all), lucky door prize and a commemorative embroidered badge.
Registration Make your payment to the H5 Hash Cashiers – Grassroots and Gingernuts – by 26 September. If you can’t get to a H5 trail to make payment, you can use a direct credit payment to the H5 account (ask for bank account details). If making a direct credit, make sure to include your Hash name (or something we can pin down to you) in the details and send an email to this address to confirm.
Accommodation Book your own accommodation with the Resort on (03) 6330 0400, and quote booking 505253. Accommodation includes breakfast and use of the facilities (pool, spa and sauna). There are plenty of options for sharing cabins.
As is customary, Hashers are invited to break out their dirndl or lederhosen for the Saturday dinner.
Details of the gluhwein competition will follow, once we find three corrupt judges with palettes like that of a meth addict.
Questions? See JM ContessaCoupla Weeks for answers, but you need to be able to understand Canadian. CW also has more details of the cabins, should you want to know which option would suit best.
A preacher wanted to raise money for his church and, being told there were fortunes in racehorses, he decided to purchase one and enter it in the races.
However, at the local auction, the going price for horses was so steep he ended up buying a donkey instead. He figured that since he had it, he might as well go ahead and enter it in the races, and to his surprise the donkey came in third.
The next day the racing sheets carried the headlines, “Preacher’s ass shows.”
The preacher was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the races again and this time he won! The papers said, “Preacher’s ass out in front.” The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the preacher not to enter the donkey in another race.
The newspaper printed this headline, “Bishop scratches preacher’s ass.” This was just too much for the Bishop and he ordered the preacher to get rid of the animal.
The preacher decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The headlines the next day read, “Nun has the best ass in town.”
The Bishop fainted.
He informed the nun that she would have to dispose of the donkey and she finally found a farmer who was willing to buy it for $10.
The paper states, “Nun peddles ass for ten bucks.”
They buried the Bishop the next day.
Once upon a time there was a woman who was about to have triplets.
In her womb the babies were talking to each other.
The first baby said, “I want to be a plumber, because there is so much water in here.”
The second baby said, “I want to be an electrician because it is so dark in here.”
And the last baby said, “I want to be a hunter, because if that damn snake comes back in here I’m going to cut off its head.”
A man was concerned about his failing eyesight and went to an optician. The optician said the man should stop masturbating. The man asked, “Will I go blind?’ The optician said, “No, but you are upsetting all the people in the waiting room.”
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