Hash Trash 2343 | Hobart Workers Club | Arse Cutter
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Volume 44, Issue 10 | July 3, 2025
NEXT RUN | 7 July 2025 Run 2344 from the Maypole Hotel191 New Town Rd, New Town Hare: Steptoe Cost: $5 Buy own Meal & Drinks
RECEDING HARELINE
Run No.
Date
Hare Apparent
On On
2345
14 July
W3 & Robin Hood
Midway Point Tavern
2346
21 July
Grizzly
TBA
2347
28 July
Lord Limp
TBA
HARES NEEDED – SEEPRICKIT, BEFORE SHE SEES YOU!
KEEPING THE BASTARDS HONEST
Hares in 2025-26. Make sure that your name appears on this list at least once! (Twice if you’re a Co-Hare†)
Cant Stop
Sir Eve
Eveready
Growler
Sonar
Rigor Mortis
In the Raw
Arse Cutter
UP AND CUMMING Sunday 13 July 2025, 2pm – Hobart Full Moon Run 371 @ Dru Point, Margate – Hare: Twinkle Toes 10-12 October | H5 Oktoberfest @ Tamar Valley Resort, Grindelwald (details to come) 8-10 May 2026 | Interhash 2026, Yogyakarta, Indonesia
RUN 2343 REPORT
Did you know? A meeting to establish a Working Men’s Club was held Wednesday, 31st August, 1864. The membership book was opened and 65 men gave their names. In 1867, and on the gift of William Guesdon, Esq. transferred their premises “… that house in Barrack Street, formerly the Wellington Inn” which was only one room (and also their birthplace) to the premises at 213 Liverpool Street. The then Governor of Tasmania, Sir Thomas Browne, laid the foundation stone. In 1913 there were 2128 financial members.
Wow in Town again, no issues getting here with traffic this time as Mofo had shut down, but still had to park a couple of blocks away. Some lucky people like Highness Eager practically parked outside the venue. There seems to be quite a lot of eateries open around here, quite lively for a cold Monday night, but still making parking a bit of a lottery.
We got the function room tonight, which made things a lot easier. I spied someone new, it was Pisshead from Brisbane Thirsty Hash. He knew Radar, Sonars brother and Cleo, Governor Honkers neice. What a small world.
Finally we were called to order by Arse Cutter who instructed on the trails. Not too long and on dribble dropper arrows with a bit of chalk.
The pack was off, like a rat out of an aqueduct. Hashers heading for the stair and the lazy lift. Out the front door and left at Liverpool St. The Check at Harrington St caused a little confusion at the walkers end, before the trail was seen in Victoria St.
Some of the Harriette’s were admiring the fit of some of the Adult Shops Lingerie. I am sure that it would be fantastically modelled as long as it was in a dark room.
The Check at Harrington St caused a little confusion at the walkers end, before the trail was seen in Victoria St. Lost again in Macquarie St, but fond on the far side near the old Lands Building. Down through Franklin Square and the docks.
Somewhere along here and hand holding hash couple had released each other, only for Grizzly to intercede with his hand into the equation. It wasn’t until several steps later, that Johnny Fuckacarcus realized that he was not longer holding Rotten’s hand, but Grizzly’s.
Around the IXL building and we came across a Choir in the Hobart Brewery Red Shed having a singalong. Up and over the Memorial Bridge to a check. Cleverly the trail went right and under the Highway and then back under the bridge to cross at the light. (Hash rule not broken – don’t cross your trail). Past the fountain and it was not long to home.
The walk was near 5km and the run about 6.5km. Although cold, it was nice not to be windy or wet.
The Lip then took over for a well deserved Lip session and the GM Grizzly handed out two milestone badges to Sugar Babe and Incumming.
On! On! Sir Eve
SKOLS – Organ Grinder
The Hare: Arse Cutter. Sneaky trail, Not enough Hills, well marked.
Visitor: Pisshead from Thirsty Hash Brisbane
Millstones:
Sugar Babe: 75 Runs
Incumming: 150 Runs
Country Members & Visitors: Prawn Star, Big Mac Bees Dick, Steady Eddie, Rottenn, Johnny Fuckacarcus.
Sonar: Developing confidence in taking photos – Brazillians Back Side
Thrillseeker: strolling through the Rose Garden scaring Hashers
Lord Limp: Athlete too tired, took the lift down, tried to use lift after run too.
In The Raw: FRB shirt presented
Skolls from the floor:
French Tickler: out on Saturday Night with sister, $300 stripper cowboy. Can’t remember a thing.
Johnny Fuckacarcus: walking along holding hands, substitute Grizzly
Next Week: Trying to take Thrillseekers Title, Coming in Last.
Big Mac: @6.30pm coming in late, parked car. Took photo of his parked car.
Once there were twin brothers by the name of Jones. John Jones was married, and Joe Jones was single. The single brother Joe was the proud owner of a dilapidated row boat. It happened that John Jones’s wife died the same day that Joe’s rowboat filled with water and sank.
A few days later, a kind old lady met Joe and, mistaking him for John, said, “Oh, Mr. Jones, I am sorry to hear of your great loss. You must feel terrible.”
Joe smiled and said, “Well, I am not a bit sorry—she was rather old from the start. Her bottom was all chewed up and she smelled of dead fish. Even the first time I got into her, she leaked water faster than anything I ever saw. She had a bad crack and a pretty big hole in her front, and that hole got bigger every time I used her. It got so bad I could barely handle her, but if anyone else used her she leaked like a faucet. The thing that finished her was four guys from the other side of town. They came down looking for a good time and asked if I could lend her to them. I warned them that she wasn’t so hot, but they could take a crack at her if they liked. Well, the result was that the crazy fools tried to get inside her all at once, and it was too much for her! She cracked right up the middle.”
Before he could finish, the old lady fainted!
Incumming was rescued from a desert island after he’d spent six months there after a shipwreck. Later his Dad, Ratu Steady Eddie asked, “What was it like?”
Incumming smiled ruefully, “Well, it was pretty bad—only pineapples and coconuts to eat, and soon the pineapples ran out.”
“Bet you missed sex?”
“Well, there was an ostrich there, and if I could catch it with its head in the sand I could go up behind and give it one.”
“What was it like?”
“Well, it was OK for the first fifty yards. Then I fell out of step.”
A couple were married and, following the wedding, the husband laid down some rules. “I’ll be home when I want, if I want, and at what time I want,” he insisted. “And I don’t expect any hassle from you. Also, I expect a decent meal to be on the table every evening, unless I tell you otherwise. I’ll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing with my buddies whenever I want. Those are my rules,” he said. “Any comments?”
His new bride replied, “No, that’s fine with me. But, just understand that there’ll be sex here at seven o’clock every night, whether you’re here or not.”
A cop saw a car weaving all over the road and pulled it over. He walked up to the car and saw a nice-looking woman behind the wheel. There was a strong smell liquor on her breath.
He said, “I’m going to give you a breathalyzer test to determine if you are under the influence of alcohol.”
She blew up the balloon and he walked it back to the police car.
After a couple of minutes, he returned to her car and said, “It looks like you’ve had a couple of stiff ones.”
She replied, “You mean it shows that, too?”
Little Johnny was sitting in Beginning Sex Education class one day when the teacher drew a picture of a penis on the board. “Does anyone know what this is?” she asked.
Little Johnny raised his hand and said, “Sure, my daddy has two of them!”
“Two of them?!” the teacher asked.
“Yeah. He has a little one that he uses to pee with and a big one that he uses to brush mommy’s teeth!”
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