Volume 44, Issue 3 | May 15, 2025

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RECEDING HARELINE

Run No.	Date	Hare Apparent	On On
2338	26 May	H4	Combined clubs charity run, Royal Yacht Club of Tasmania, Marieville Esplanade, Sandy Bay (See below)
2339	2 June	Can’t Stop	Kingston Hotel, 14 Channel Highway, Kingston
2340	9 June	Eveready	TBC

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UP AND CUMMING
26 May 2025 | Combined Hash Clubs Charity Run
7 – 8 June 2025 | Chardonnay Highland Fling, Tullah
8-10 May 2026 | Interhash 2026, Yogyakarta, Indonesia

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RUN 2336 REPORT

Wow, what a difference a week can make. Usually the winter runs come around and everyone goes and hibernates, or just maybe it was all those Hashers that didn’t come to the AGPU because they were frightened they might get a Hash Job. Never fear as they all came out of the woodwork tonight with 42 Hashers attending, some with the mobility of a snail even made it. Nice to see that the new Hasher “Pink” has made it to her 2nd run, naming next time!

Growler gave us a bit of a rundown on the trail. She started off, the road works blocked her from going where she had planned. Footpaths were close, re-route the trail. Towards the end, ran out of flour, also ran out of chalk board. The last of the trail has to be set on fingernail rubbings. Not happy, anyway sent off out the door and over the road and away.

What should have been easy to follow, became a little bit of a trial. With sooo many Hashers, most not looking where they were going, not calling because they were too busy gas-bagging, or just not looking at trail. Eventually as we spread out, some order came out of the chaos.

How to get runover at the start of a run:

A few road crossings and loops eventually led us down and around the outside of the hockey courts and along the Brooker Highway.

With so many hashers, there were a few Jams on trail:

Off past the Graham Funeral Home, this is where Just Kidding tried to do a “Face Plant Cosmetic Upgrade” and be rewarded with an I.D.I.O.T. award. The runners split again near hear, before a large loop and then back to the on home. The walk about 4.7km, the run about 7ish km. Trail well set and kept most of the packs together.

The Lip session went for nearly 30minutes, but I really think Jerk Off was the highlight of the night with his Joke, so many cringes and laughter that went on for a fair while. “Looks like a prawn, tasted like a Prawn”! Had to be there.

On! On!
Sir Eve

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SKOLS – Dish Licker – The solo Lip – took nearly 30 minutes

• Growler: hare – Good Run done under trying conditions and road closures.
• Country Members: Jerk Off, Mr Bean, Miss Bling, Offal, Bog Roll, Lone Arranger, Pole Dancer, French Tickler.
• Sonar: Such good photos last week, Photographer of the Year
• Jerk Off & Steady Eddie: Tried to pay Rigor Mortis (not cash)
• Jerk Off: Joke – Clear Fell & Bog Roll had a job in the mortuary (Stole the night)
• Coupla Weeks: Parked her truck obstructing lovely moon view to all
• Grass Roots: wins the award for the fully automated hash cash, casually removes someone’s card
• French Tickler: feigning surprise, had to have a “splash and dash” on trail
• Governor Honkers: Cruising along on trail, stopped, then got crash tackled by three Harriette
• Bog Roll: Birthday tonight, only way he could get anyone to sing to him
• In the Raw: H5 sewing circle – said Give me a finger, got two
• Just Kidding: IDIOT award (I did it on trail) Fell Over
• In the Raw: no confidence in Sonar, taking photos, blocks pedestrians passing, Scuze Me can I get past
  Skolls from the Floor:
• Steady Eddie: drank Incummings AGPU award for best run
• Rigormortis: Likes a big torch, yes it is about the size
• Thrillseeker & Snack Bar: deviousness of trail, Snack Bar found himself as Front Runner, Then an Orange Flash and the slowest overtake by Thrillseeker
• Grizzly: electric drill, trying to screw in reverse
• Lost Property – Prawn Star throwing down electoral paraphernalia after AGPU
• Grizzly: got tickets on himself

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HASH FLASH

Link to all photos for Run 2336 – Maypole

Link to all photos for Run 2335 – Shoreline

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BRAND NEW H5 MISMANAGEMENT 2025-26

Grand Master	Grizzly
Joint Masters	Contessa Coupla Weeks Wee Willie Winkie
On Sec	Sir Eve
Hash Cash	Gingernuts Grassroots
Hash Lips	Organ Grinder Stunned Mullet
Hash Hops	In The Raw
Trailmaster	Prickit
Hash Flash	Sonar
Hash Horn	Eveready
Hashet Managers	Viagra Next Week

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