Volume 43, Issue 53 | April 21, 2025

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RECEDING HARELINE

Run No.	Date	Hare Apparent	On On
2335	5 May	Sir Eve	Shoreline Hotel
2336	12 May	Hare required
2337	19 May	Hare required
2338	26 May	H4	Combined clubs charity run, Royal Yacht Club of Tasmania, Marieville Esplanade, Sandy Bay

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UP AND CUMMING

26 May 2025 | Combined Hash Clubs Charity Run
7 – 8 June 2025 | Chardonnay Highland Fling, Tullah
8-10 May 2026 | Interhash 2026, Yogyakarta, Indonesia

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RUN 2333 REPORT

The last run before H5’s AGPU!  Current office bearers could be seen with a manic glint in their eyes … only one week to go … while other Hashers lurked in the shadows, trying to stay out of the JMs’ sight and consideration for next year’s team of suckers esteemed Mismanagement team.

Hare Contessa Coupla Weeks was almost starting a tradition, as she and Cracker set the last run before last year’s AGPU, also from the Prince of Wales Hotel.

The Contessa herded us outside the Prince of Wales for a chalk talk: follow the chalk exactly, do not walk on the other side of the road, cross only where the arrows cross, do exactly as I say. As bossy as a drill sergeant! Although, when she later popped up on trail to chastise Bee’s Dick for not following trail, she might have been more like a terrier masquerading as a drill sergeant.

The walkers’ trail traversed only a small area of Battery Point and Sandy Bay but managed to cover almost 5kms with a series of clever, tight twists and turns (not to mention officially approved road crossings). Total ascent was exactly 111m; it would have been less if the hare had resisted what was apparently an irresistible urge to take us up the dread Billy Goat Lane. A late loop around St Georges Church was avoided by some, such as ITR, who feared that lightning might strike the church spire if they ventured too near.

The walkers fragmented into a number of smaller groups along trail; NFI where the runners went. At one point Stunned Mullet, finding himself alone after detouring for a loo break in his gym, jumped on a scooter to catch up with someone … anyone … who would be his friend. The rain didn’t come, the city lights twinkled, trail was carefully planned, and big chalk arrows were impossible to miss. Well done, Contessa Coupla Weeks.

The Prince of Wales was a great venue as always, and staff generally didn’t bat any eyes over Hash names. Although Bee’s Dick had been heard, on ordering his meal, to say with a touch of embarrassment, ’Just call me Bee’. That’s a weird pick-up line. Such bashfulness didn’t carry over to the Lip session, where Bee and Prawn Star indiscriminately heaped non-PC manure on as many Hashers as possible. You’ve gotta love Hash: the last bastion against political correctness!

On! On! – Cracker

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SKOLS

• Contessa Coupla Weeks: hare
• Dog Shit: visitor
• Sugar Babe, Growler, Rigor Mortis, Prickit, Can’t Stop, ITR: c#ntry members
• Sir Eve: proxy skol for Viagra: needs some magic pills for his floppy ears
• Rigor Mortis: able to do two things at once
• Dog Shit: has Zero credibility, so Bee’s Dick didn’t trust his FT call
• Can’t Stop: senility: tried to pay Hash Lip instead of Hash Cash
• Stunned Mullet: lost property (a stunning water gun)
• Stunned Mullet: stopped along trail for a loo break, hopped on a scooter to catch up
• Cracker: over-heated in her rain jacket because she doesn’t believe Grizzly’s maxim that it never rains on a Hash trail
• Rigor Mortis: was re-named ‘I’m with Everyone’ by the pub waitress
• Her Highness Eager, Stunned Mullet, Prawn Star (from ITR): sad Hawthorn supporters (Go the Wombats!)
• ITR: took him less than 5 seconds to heap manure on Hawthorn supporters

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HASH FLASH

Link to all photos for Run 2333

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H5 MISMANAGEMENT 2024-25

(for just one more week … but who’s counting? …)

Grand Master	Clearfell
Joint Masters	Bad News In The Raw
On Sec	Cracker
Hash Cash	Rigor Mortis TopDek
Hash Lips	Bee’s Dick Prawn Star
Hash Hops Assistant Hops	Thrill Seeker Ratu Steady Eddie
Trailmaster	Lord Limp
Hash Flash	Pole Dancer
Hash Horn	Big Mac Quarter Pounder
Hashet Managers	Viagra Next Week

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