Volume 43, Issue 50 | March 31, 2025

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RECEDING HARELINE

Run No.	Date	Hare Apparent	On On
2332	14 April	Hare required
2333	21 April	Contessa Coupla Weeks	Easter Monday Prince of Wales Hotel, Battery Point
2334	28 April	The JMs	AGPU at the new, revamped Queen’s Head Hotel. See flyer for details
2335	5 May	Sir Eve	Shoreline Hotel

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UP AND CUMMING

12 April 2025 | High Noon for Full Moons @ Ross
26 May 2025 | Combined Hash Clubs Charity Run
8-10 May 2026 | Interhash 2026, Yogyakarta, Indonesia

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RUN 2328 REPORT

For a cool Hobart day – 11 to 15 with showers – we were again looked upon favourably by the Hash Gods.

Vivian was parked near the BBQ shelter and the fire pit was in attendance, appropriately filled with various pruning and a mass of collected pine cones. Also we had been reminded to bring a torch.

It was a hardy bunch on 13 hashers assembled. Triple K advised that there was a split for the runners, who would venture into virgin territory and the start was “down that way, turn left”.

Around the dog park and up to the highway. The pack of 5 runners dwindling into the distance, leaving 7 walkers. We (minus Ratu Steady Eddie) crossed the Highway and made our way to Rosella Cr. and clever use of some laneways into Natalee Cr.

There were ample opportunities here for photos in this high elevation area taken here by Contessa Coupla Weeks and Highness Eager as the sun slipped behind the mountain. On down and over the Highway we were led by Rigor Mortis, another clever laneway. Oh no, the first runners came past, Half-a-Bee’s Dick and Pole Dancer. Shortly after nearing a subdivision with a Sugar Babe sign I could hear some other runners catching us. Well really only one could be heard as TicToc ran past with Lord Limp complaining of bleeding ears, it was all on home from there. The run was 7km and the walk 4km.

A roaring fire and BBQs awaited us all, but where was Thrill Seeker? True to form, after everyone else had cooked and eaten, in the pitch black of night at 7.50pm, he returned with “Wot!” We fired the BBQ back up and shortly thereafter commenced the Lip Session.

On On Sir Eve

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SKOLS

• Triple K – The Hare, virgin runner territory. Too many hills
• Contessa Coupla Weeks – Ratu Steady Eddie riding near home, shotgun & skid marks
• Sir Eve –dobbed in by local Community Group, talking to locals in fluffy slippers
• Pole Dancer – back from the run, left for a while, had a shit in back of Snack Bar’s Ute
• Highness Eager & Lord Limp – racists/volunteers over the mountain on weekend

Skols from the floor

• Half-A-Bee’s Dick – needed a new belt, got a new one with dog collar attached
• TicToc – Who’s the Trailmaster? – Limp – “Where’s your Horn?”
• Contessa Coupla Weeks & Next Week – Full Moon chocolates and lollies, past use-by
• Country Members – Snack Bar & TicToc
• Thrill Seeker & Ratu Steady Eddie – last chance to thank  Hops, excellent beverages.
• Thrill Seeker – coming in last and lost

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HASH FLASH

Link to all photos for Run 2330

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H5 MISMANAGEMENT 2024-25

Grand Master	Clearfell
Joint Masters	Bad News In The Raw
On Sec	Cracker
Hash Cash	Rigor Mortis TopDek
Hash Lips	Bee’s Dick Prawn Star
Hash Hops Assistant Hops	Thrill Seeker Ratu Steady Eddie
Trailmaster	Lord Limp
Hash Flash	Pole Dancer
Hash Horn	Big Mac Quarter Pounder
Hashet Managers	Viagra Next Week

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