Volume 43, Issue 49 | March 24, 2025

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RECEDING HARELINE

Run No.	Date	Hare Apparent	On On
2331	7 April	Thrill Seeker	TBA
2332	14 April	Hare required
2333	21 April	Contessa Coupla Weeks	TBA
2334	28 April	The JMs	AGPU at the new, revamped Queen’s Head Hotel. See flyer for details
2335	5 May	Sir Eve	Shoreline Hotel

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UP AND CUMMING

12 April 2025 | High Noon for Full Moons @ Ross
26 May 2025 | Combined Hash Clubs Charity Run
8-10 May 2026 | Interhash 2026, Yogyakarta, Indonesia

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RUN 2328 REPORT

Tasmania saw several Hashers exit our little island on ferries, planes, any way possible to get to Nash Hash over in WA. So, the consensus was, there’s not going to be many Hashers on trail for a coupla weeks. How wrong are they! Offal and Bog Roll turned up and Sir Eve returned from his bikies mainland trip. Twenty-one Hashers turned up! Highness Eager and her “little”, (that’s Eager’s description) trail setting mate, Dishlicker have a white dusting about them. Incoming, sitting on a rock, yawning and almost asleep waiting for the 1830 hr start. But he has a bit of a wait as Thrill Seeker arrived at 1824 hrs putting everyone’s clock out of sync. 

Suddenly, there was a car rumbling, roaring, rattling down the road coming straight for us! Get off the road! Some bloody bogan is going to come up here and he will just have to do his wheelies! Ah, but the lovely, black, sleek car slows down and the driver is Quarter Pounder! So much for first impressions!

Highness Eager gave instructions on start direction. She did say “the park is open till 8 o’clock, so you have to be out by then because they lock the gate.” Which, I presume is at the end of the trail.  

What’s this? Bee’s Dick is walking? Pole Dancer going left up the hill but, Just Kidding has gone straight ahead. Oh! There goes Bee’s Dick sprinting after Poley with Quarter Pounder, Lord Limp and Thrill Seeker following. Up the hill a bit and there is a runners/walkers split. Bee’s Dick and Poley looking for trail. Help is coming in the form of Lord Limp!  Sir Eve and Arsecutter debate on direction. On Sir Eve’s insistence, we follow him with Arsecutter, Triple K and Next Week consenting only to come to a well-placed FT.   There’s a firetruck up head doing some training. Back we went. Sir Eve “I don’t know what they are bloody doing! Well, look, there’s a FT, then you come here and there’s a walkers sign with a FT and then a runners’ sign with arrow pointing this way! Talk about causing confusion!” One good thing about all this confusion, it allowed Ratu Steady Eddy and Incoming to catch up with everyone. Well done, trails masters! 

Next up is a MC. But, Sir Eve has his nose to the ground, on on straight ahead.  Looks like Next Week was right, we should have gone left instead of straight ahead. A few slips and slides down the gravel hill. More discussion near the creek, which way? If we go up the hill, like Sir Eve wants to (is that a FT?) or down the hill, over the creek with rushing water? Is this a short cut? Getting FT paranoid, maybe? Thank Heavens! Sir Eve is calling on on. 

Trail is good, following no problem, til we come to a fence with a locked gate. Well, what are we going to do about this. It’s just after 1900 hours and it’s supposed to be opened til 2000 hours. Next Week tried the gate, no go. It’s locked. Everyone took him at his word. Well, we’re not walking all the way back, so Next Week jumps the gate. Offal says he’s not doing that and neither is Bog Roll. So, Offal tries the gate one more time and Wham-O! It opens allowing Offal, Bog Roll and Contessa Coupla Weeks to walk thru. Although, I must admit that Next Week (I didn’t have my glasses on) did a pretty smooth jump of the gate.  Bee’s Dick, Lord Limp, Quarter Pounder, Poley run through with no problems. I guess Just Kidding didn’t have her glasses on either.

The rest of the trail is zigging and zagging on the new Council walking tracks passing some cocaine wallabies (white lips) feeding on the flour. Although, at one point I thought Lord Limp and a Usain Bolt-rabbit were going to crash into one another! Ahhh, they missed one another by a whisker.  

The bloody walkers talk so much that they can’t follow trail. Tonight’s no exception! Next Week, Bog Roll and Offal walking towards the west fence with no way out. After several calls to get their attention, they finally looked up, surprised that they were so far off trail. Back they come. Out of gate at 1919 hours. On On Home.  

Thanks, Highness Eager and Dishlicker for your time and giving Hash some more ammunition for future trail discussions and how to keep everyone together. 

On On Contessa Coupla Weeks

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SKOLS

• Highness Eager and Disk Licker: Hares. Drug dealers, good run, some of trail was rather confusing
• Highness Eager and Disk Licker: RSPCA will be contacting them for dumping all that flour and wallabies getting lockjaw. Wallabies had white cocaine lips
• Ratu Steady Eddy: Incoming paid for his $600 rugby trip to Melbourne. He has paid that off by paying $12 Hash run for Incoming
• Offal, Bog Roll, Sir Eve, Incoming: cuntry members
• Quarter Pound: bogan driving
• Just Kidding and Next Week: prison gate jump over
• Next Week: didn’t think much of murals on water tanks. Thought they looked like highlands, gave massive fart and walked off
• Grassroots, French Tickler, Ginger Nuts: didn’t do NDIS track. No One did!
• Highness Eager: lost property, jacket (Disk Licker) and water gun (is this yours?)
• Quarter Pounder from Poley: didn’t go down far enough looking for trail
• Grassroots: new shoes. Thanks for the yummy cake
• Ginger Nuts from Next Week: going on cruise, wow, captain’s table, dressing up, getting up to mischief….going with her Mum
• Ginger Nuts: Happy 32rd Birthday (Ratu Steady Eddy can’t remember that far back)
• Lord Limp: joke
• Grassroots, Arse Cutter, French Tickler: off to WA

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HASH FLASH

Link to all photos for Run 2329

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H5 MISMANAGEMENT 2024-25

Grand Master	Clearfell
Joint Masters	Bad News In The Raw
On Sec	Cracker
Hash Cash	Rigor Mortis TopDek
Hash Lips	Bee’s Dick Prawn Star
Hash Hops Assistant Hops	Thrill Seeker Ratu Steady Eddie
Trailmaster	Lord Limp
Hash Flash	Pole Dancer
Hash Horn	Big Mac Quarter Pounder
Hashet Managers	Viagra Next Week

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