Volume 43, Issue 6 | May 27, 2024

RECEDING HARELINE

Run No.	Date	Hare Apparent	On On
2285	10 June	Ted Bullpit	Lindisfarne Football Club
2286	17 June	Bad News and W3	Midway Point
2287	24 June	Combined clubs charity run	Royal Yacht Club of Tas
2288	1 July	Pole Dancer	TBA
2289	8 July	Hare needed
2290	15 July	Grassroots	Workers Club, Hobart

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UP AND CUMMING

7 – 9 June 2024 | Chardonnay Highland Fling, Gowrie Park
24 June 2024 | Combined Clubs Charity Run in support of gynaecological cancer research, Royal Yacht Club of Tasmania, Marieville Esplanade, Sandy Bay
28-30 March 2025 | Aussie Nash Hash 2025, Fremantle
8-10 May 2026 | Interhash 2026, Yogyakarta, Indonesia

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RUN REPORT

Suspicious arriving at the Paddy Wagon for a Her Highness Eager run and it wasn’t raining. However, there was a meticulously set trail that even Magic Touch could follow but no Her Highness Eager who was collecting something for her slide on. Half listening, my mind was thinking lubricant but apparently a new Ute; and trail started near the rarely used railway. A good roll up of 32 hashers and welcoming back country members Tonka and Energizer Bunny. A late start with the Burger boys ordering their burgers and the usual suspects creaming Tic Toc for her 150^th run. Such a quiet hasher you wouldn’t know Tic Toc was there sometimes.

With Poley leading the runners and Cracker leading the walkers on the first short cut of the night we left the warmth of the hotel to follow Her Highness Eager’s trail. Avoiding the 6.30 express over the train line and down past KJ5 to Grove Road. It then became clear Her Highness Eager was looking for family as we entered Penguin Drive, then over the overpass towards the Montrose Bay trails. At this point we lost Next Week and our country members who couldn’t find the trail that every one else had and Poley, who played scared rabbit on the Brooker, avoiding the safety of the overpass. Guided by the lights of Racecourse it was a pleasant walk/run to runners’ loop around the Deck and a direct route for walkers across the highway, into the laneways and finally the On Home at the Elwick Road Roundabout.

A clever set trail avoiding all hills and amazing Guinness on tap. Have I already said great trail? Any complaints please see Her Highness Eager😊. Anyone wanting to set a trail please see Lord Limp for available dates and get recorded on the “keep the bastards Honest” list.

On On Lord Limp *

* So who set the trail for Run 2283? It clearly wasn’t Her Highness Eager, because the tracking device she has to wear on her ankle showed that she was a couple of hundred kms away. So, Lord Limp stepped up. And wrote the run report. And all on his birthday. Ah well, life isn’t fair, Lord Limp. Get used to it. Ed

SKOLS

• Cracker – proxy skol for supposed Hare, Her Highness Eager (one penguin can’t skol, other penguin skols)
• Tic Toc – assaulting Bee’s Dick (who says it’s not assault if the assaulted one likes it)
• Pole Dancer – almost became dead meat on the Brooker Highway
• TicToc – appointed as the new Magic Touch for getting lost on trail
• Big Mac – stepped in something squishy, claimed it wasn’t dog sh#t
• Lord Limp and Viagra – happy birthday, far queue
• Just Kidding – recognised as the resident Irish ‘lady’ (well, ‘lady’ is a stretch!)
• TicToc – joined a group of high end escorts to solicit members of the public
• Rigor Mortis – presented with the FRB shirt by Ratu Steady Eddie
• TicToc – millstone – 150 runs
• Tonka, Energiser Bunny, Just Kidding – c#ntry members
• TicToc, Lord Limp, Just Kidding, Cracker (proxy for Her Highness Eager – one penguin can’t skol, etc.) – racists
• Cracker – complaint from Pole Dancer that, calling for more photos, she only used 10 out of the gazillion he took last week for the Trash
• Big Mac – no Hash horn (again! – this is getting tedious)
• Contessa Coupla Weeks – something from Grizzly, can’t read my writing – looks like phantom ass, but that can’t be correct
• ITR – hashing b#stard, didn’t follow trail
• TicToc – playing with the bar man (there’s certainly a theme here)
• Spoof – parking like a geriatric, taking up two parking spots

HASH FLASH

Link to all photos for Run 2283

STILL NEWISH! H5 MISMANAGEMENT 2024-25

Grand Master	Clearfell
Joint Masters	Bad News In The Raw
On Sec	Cracker
Hash Cash	Rigor Mortis TopDek
Hash Lips	Bee’s Dick Prawn Star
Hash Hops Assistant Hops	Thrill Seeker Ratu Steady Eddie
Trailmaster	Lord Limp
Hash Flash	Pole Dancer
Hash Horn	Big Mac Quarter Pounder
Hashet Managers	Viagra Next Week

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